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Good quotes.... Can
Good quotes.... Can be from a movie, book, person, etc.
EXAMPLE:
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, its too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
submitted by Willa
(May 29, 2009 - 7:05 pm)
(May 29, 2009 - 7:05 pm)
The AVPM ones are funny, but I really like this one:
"There are no stupid questions, only stupid people." --Anonymous
(August 29, 2009 - 4:13 pm)
JtHM! Yay!
Nny: Two nights ago I was taking a walk at night, and this little chihuahua started following me!!! It knew!! I ran, and finally lost it, and made it home!!! BUT IT KNEW!!! IT KNEWWWW!!
Survey dude: What is this?!
Nny: DID THE DOG SEND YOU?!
Survey dude: No!! I'm just doing a survey! Honest!!!
Nny: Oh... Okay. So whaddaya wanna know?
*
Nny: [explodes someone's head]
Person: [head reforms] Please don't do that.
Nny: [explodes his head again] WHEEEE!!
Person: [head reforms] Quit it.
Nny: [explodes his head again]
Tour guide: NO! NO!! STOP! STOP!! YOU'LL RUIN EVERYTHING!
Nny: My god! Are you kidding!? I've always dreamed of having super powers!!! This is just too much to resist! I HAVE HEAD-EXPLODY!
Person: [head reforms] NOW LOOK!! I'M ALL AGITATED!! [explodes Nny's head]
And so on. (Nny was in heaven due to a mix-up, you see, and in heaven everyone has the ability to explode everyone else's head (all damage is repaired instantaneously). Nny got everyone agitated and a head-exploding battle began until a nun got annoyed and exploded everyone's head.)
(August 31, 2009 - 2:29 pm)
*stares* Oh. My... o.O
Slightly funny in a really warped, creepy, bizarre way, though...
(August 31, 2009 - 4:10 pm)