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Good quotes.... Can be from a movie, book, person, etc.
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"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, its too dark to read." -Groucho Marx
submitted by Willa
(May 29, 2009 - 7:05 pm)
(May 29, 2009 - 7:05 pm)
Aw, where'd my comment go? :( Oh well... [It was deleted, TNO. It was too long and dmin thought it too mature/dark in tone for our younger readers.]
Ursula: Flotsam, my pet, Jetsam, my little sea-snake, come to me my darlings... Kiss... kiss... Feeling woebegone, are we?
Flotsam and Jetsam: Yes... Ever since your brother King Triton confiscated your crown and banished us- here! To the deepest nether regions of the sea!
Ursula: How do you think I feel?! My own flesh and blood and what does he do?
Flotsam: Tosses you out on your suction cups?
Ursula: Like an oyster, darling, momma knows when she's been shucked... But patience, my tasties; vengeance is a dish best served cold.
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Ursula: I should have known! There's only one thing more potent than my black magic-
Flotsam: The power of true love!
^_^ Gotta put that in a signature somewhere... It's amazing, no?
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Ursula: Don't be shy, Ariel darling, it's me! You're auntie Ursula. I've known you since you were a minnow.
Ariel: I shouldn't be here.
Ursula: Nonsense! We're family.
Ariel: But father banished you... why?
Ursula: [sarcastically] The... ocean wasn't big enough for the both of us?
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Ursula: Here's my best offer, babykins. I know a spell that will turn you into a human for three days. Now it's got a procedural clause, sort of a... squid pro quo. Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get dear old princey to kiss you. If you do, you'll stay human forever.
Ariel: And if I don't?
Ursula: Nothing drastic, darling, I'm sure- Oh, look! Small print! "Your soul is mine forever and you're doomed to spend eternity in my watery lair." Lawyers! Don't you just love 'em!
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Ariel: Your magic shell...
Ursula: ...You've heard about it?
Ariel: Father says it's the source of all your witchcraft.
Ursula: Nonsense, darling-
Ariel: He says you'd die without it!
Ursula: Die! Oh please! It's a- bauble. A vessel. For your voice. Trust me darling, your vibrato, your legato- even your belt... they'll be safe inside.
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Ursula: So how about it, cupcake?
Ariel: If I become human, I'll never see my sisters again... Or my father...
Ursula: Do you want princey-poo or not, five-four-three-two-
Ariel: Yes! Yes I'll do it!
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Ursula: Gorgeous! Such a gorgeous sunset! And on the third day, too! Time's up you loose, I'm dragging you down, down, down to the depths where you belong!
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Ursula: Well, I'm waiting.
Triton: It's not my soul you're after, it's my power!
Ursula: Which would you rather be? The king of the sea... Or a father to his little girl? [smirk]
Gotta love the snarky villains....
(August 17, 2009 - 6:15 pm)
•_• What? The teenage hormones bit got deleted? But that's what makes it funny!
(August 17, 2009 - 11:14 pm)
Yay! Quotes that I *recognize*... the lawyer one being the best, though I see the Administrators did cut the odd word...
(August 18, 2009 - 3:18 pm)
Yes, indeed.
"There's only one thing more potent than my black magic!"
"The power of true love!"
So true, so true.
(August 18, 2009 - 4:38 pm)
I think they cut it again.
An original:
My friend Alexa: *blinks* I got a fifty.
Me: Well... fifty's... okay... it's a nice.. round number...
Alexa: Yeah! Fifty's a nice... round number...
Me: Round numbers are good!
Alexa: Yeah!
(August 19, 2009 - 10:38 am)
"Right, but I've already reserved Tuesday for work on my hair helmet."-Bret
"They call me the Hiphopopotamus. My lyrics are bottomless.They call me the Hiphopopotamus . Flows that glow like phosphorous. Poppin off the top of this esophagus. Rockin this metropolis. I'm not a large water dwelling mammal. Where did you get that preposterous hypothosis? Did Steve tell you that perchance? Steve."-Germane, singing Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymnocerous
"You don't where you're going. You walk across the street. You don't know why you did, you walk back across the street. Counting coins on the counter of the 7/11 from a quarter past six to quarter to seven. The manager, Bevin, starts to abuse me. Hey man, I just want some musely. You know you're not in high finance, considering secondhand pants."-Bret singing Inner City Pressure
All of the above are from The Flight of the Conchords. The first one is from the show, the second two are from two of their songs.
(August 19, 2009 - 6:05 pm)
I've got this stuck in my head. "Now the world has gone to bed / Darkness won't engulf my head / I can see with infrared / How I hate the night." -Marvin the robot. I love Marvin.
(August 20, 2009 - 9:03 am)
And Marvin just died. Is there no justice in this world?
(August 23, 2009 - 9:30 am)
Dumbledore: I'm alive and well today, and for all I know I could be killed by you tomorrow.
Snape: Why, that's absurd.
*
Dumbledore: Trust me, Harry, there is no way that Severus Snape is, was, or ever will be a servant of Voldemort!
[Cut to] Snape: All hail Voldemort!
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Molly: I'm here with the Order- Lupin, Tonks, Mad-Eye Moody, Sirius Black, oh and your brother, Fred.
Ron: Oh, cool, where are they?
Molly: They're all dead.
*
Goyle: [to Neville] PRESENT ARM, NERD!
Neville: Ok, but what-
Goyle: INDIAN BURN HEX!
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Hermione: C'mon, let's leave these baby childish jerks alone.
Draco: Did someone say Draco Malfoy?
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Voldemort: Cornelius Fudge, the Minister of Magic!
Fudge: I *still* don't believe you're back.
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Dumbledore: I am Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts. You can call me Dumbledore. Of course, you can also call me Albus if you want a detention... I'm just kidding. I'll expel you if you call me Albus!
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Snape: What the devil is going on here?
[several scenes later]
Snape: What the devil is going on here? ...[normal voice] Whoa, deva ju, sorry.
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Snape: Don't be such a coward, Draco! Ten points from Griffindor!
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Ron: Snape's still here? Man, I was hoping he got fired.
Harry: Aw, come on, Ron, he's not *that* bad...
Snape: Ten points from Griffindor!
Harry: What?!
Snape: For talking out of turn.
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Ron: Accio Doublestuff! [chomps Oreo]
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Ron: Ok... You- barricade the door! And Cho- you- you check to see if Neville's dead. And you guys- go and get snacks- oh, **** we barricaded the door. Ok, I'll just... I'll just stop... [pause] Ok, there's only one thing we can do! We have to fight!
Draco: I'm tired... Can't we just be Death Eaters?
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Voldemort: However, being a merciful lord, I am willing to offer you all places in my new world order. [aside] As my slaves.
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Ginny: We... kissed. At the Yule Ball, and I thought we were going to be together forever. But then we weren't. [chomps Dorito]
Harry: Yup. That's pretty much it.
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Harry: It's like the Spiderman movie. Peter Parker and MJ can't ever be together.
Ginny: But, wasn't the whole point of Spiderman 2 that Peter Parker and MJ *could* be together?
Harry: Well, yes, but then Spiderman 3 was about how everything's terrible and then falls to ****. ...I guess, what I'm trying to say is, Ginny, I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3! I hated that movie!
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I think I'm officially obsessed with AVPM. <333333. Especially Snape, Draco, and Voldy (but their version of Bella is just annoying. She has like one funny line and the rest is completely OoC and not in a good way.)
(August 25, 2009 - 12:14 am)
'Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That's why it is called the present.' Master Oogway from Kung Fu Panda.
(August 26, 2009 - 10:59 am)
Oh my gosh, the AVPM quotes were hilarious...
(August 26, 2009 - 5:10 pm)
What's AVPM stand for?
(August 26, 2009 - 8:19 pm)
A Very Potter Musical. It's on youtube, and it's brilliant.
Voldemort: You think maybe killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't. It just makes people dead.
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Harry and Ron: Floo Powder Power! Floo Powder Power!
((It took my like five rewatchings to figure out what they were saying, and then it was hilarious))
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Goyle: DANCING IS FOR PANSIES.
Draco: You! What's your name?
Random Girl: Um, Pansy.
Draco: Perfect! You're going to the Yule Ball with me!
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Draco: You know who I think is the ugliest girl in Hogwarts? ...That Hermione Granger. You know, on a scale of one to ten, with ten being pretty and one being the ugliest, I'd give her... An eight. Or a nine. Well... No more than a nine point eight.
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Goyle: WE HATE NERDS.
Crabbe: AND girls!
((Crabbe is played by a girl.))
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Dumbledore: You know, Draco, I think it's time you looked deep inside yourself to see what you really want.
Draco: I want Hermione Granger! ...And a rocket ship.
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Yes, AVPM FTW.
(August 26, 2009 - 11:09 pm)
It sounds good. Too bad I'm not allowed on YouTube. (I have this feeling I won't be able to get my mom to look it up for me...)
(August 27, 2009 - 11:01 am)
Just judging by those, brilliant does seem to be a good word choice.
(August 27, 2009 - 3:55 pm)