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Would you survive a ski lodge in real life? Are you clever, inconspicuous, and lucky enough to find out who the murderer is before you are murdered? Take this short quiz and find out!
(FYI a ski lodge is an activity on the CB where someone, usually under an alias, writes a story where the CBers in it are murdered one at a time and those who remain guess who killed them.)
Read carefully and answer honestly; your life depends on it!
1. You flip a coin. How likely is it to be in your favor?
a. I usually win these sorts of things
b. I usually lose these sorts of things
c. Six of one, half dozen of the other
d. I don't really keep track of these things
2. You're stranded on top of a church tower. The door down is locked and it's getting dark. There is a house nearby, but you recently stole something from its owner. What do you do? (bonus points if you know where this came from!)
a. I go to sleep. Someone will find me in the morning.
b. I scream for help. Maybe I can talk my way out of the theft.
c. I try to find a way to climb down.
d. I cry.
3. You're playing mafia/murder in the dark/body-body/another such game (games where one person is the "murderer" and has to be guessed). What do you act like?
a. I just act normally. It's only a game.
b. I stay out of the way and watch everyone else.
c. I act nervously and seem guilty whether I am or not.
d. I'm usually the first one killed.
4. Continuing on that scenario, let's say the murderer has been determined by drawing randomly from a deck of cards, and you have a moment alonew ith your best friend before the game. You are not the murderer. What do you do?
a. I show them my card
b. I ask to see their card
c. I make a show of hiding my card
d. I talk about something different
6. You're at an exclusive preview of a carnival with some friends. What are you looking forward to?
a. Exploring a new place
b. Having fun
c. Getting to know my friends
d. Getting out alive
6. Continuing on the same scenario, while you're off doing something else, one of your friends dies suddenly. It seems likely to have been a murder, but the only people who could have killed them are the rest of your friends. What do you do?
a. I try to be like Sherlock Holmes and examine all the evidence
b. I cry profusely
c. I mourn their loss, but it was probably just an accident.
d. I slink into the shadows...
7. After someone else dies in that same scenario, everyone else starts suspecting that YOU did it! What do you do?
a. I'm shocked
b. I act mildly surprised and tell them there must be some mistake
c. I try desperately to talk my way out of it and prove my innocence
d. I cry
8. How do you trust people?
a. If they act trustworthy
b. If they can keep a secret
c. If they're my friends
d. I don't
9. What type of murder would scare you the most?
a. Something that came out of nowhere
b. Something that hurt terribly
c. Something I could have prevented
d. Who would want to murder me of all people?
I will tell you how long you survive a ski lodge in real life!
submitted by Shoshannah
(March 6, 2017 - 3:48 pm)
(March 6, 2017 - 3:48 pm)
You are an amiable and quick-witted. However, this does you no good when a cow falls through the ceiling and kills you in your sleep! You survive four days.
(March 14, 2017 - 5:00 pm)
Hey, Shoshannah! Good to see you and one of your awesome quizzes again! How've ya been?
1. a
2. c (Five children and it!)
3. b
4. c
5. ...I think you skipped number five...
6. a
6. c (Did you make two number sixes?)
7. c
8. c
9. b
Ooh, I can't wait to see if I survive!
(March 13, 2017 - 9:43 pm)
Yes there are two sixes! You should survive by dint of pointing that out :)
You are trustworthy, lucky and perceptive. However, when you think you know who the murderer is, you're invited to tour a lighthouse with a good friend. Never suspecting that they are in league with the murderer, you are shocked when the real murderer jumps out of a crate on the top of the lighthouse and pushes you off! You survive seven days.
(March 14, 2017 - 5:08 pm)
Yikes! Well, seven days isn't that bad, actually! Thanks, Shosh! And I always look very carefully at your numbering, 'cause you occasionally do mix it up to check if we're paying attention.
(March 14, 2017 - 8:43 pm)
Yep, that's TOTALLY why I do it XD
(March 15, 2017 - 2:14 pm)
1.
D. I don't really pay attention. It's just luck. I have about a half chance to win.
2.
C. I try and find my way down.
3.
C. I act guilty and nervous even if I'm not.
4.
D. I talk about something else.
5. Where's number five?
6.
A. Exploring!
7.
A. I'm shocked!
8.
A. If they act truthworthy
9.
A. Somthing that came out of nowhere
(March 15, 2017 - 10:38 am)
You're insightful and good-natured, but you don't always pay attention or look ahead. You accept the gift of a fancy pen even though you don't know who it's from. As it turns out, the pen is made of a material that instantly kills whoever touches it. You survive five days.
(March 15, 2017 - 2:20 pm)
Goodie! At least I can enjoy myself for a while before my death.
(March 15, 2017 - 5:40 pm)
c
c
c
b
a
a
a
d
a
(March 19, 2017 - 6:13 pm)
You are cautious, alert, and observant. However, the murderer is tricky as well, and decides to do away with you. You are going into your bedroom when a trap door opens up underneath you, and you fall to your doom. You survive seven days.
(March 25, 2017 - 8:46 am)
Is this still going?
#1
c
#2
c
#3
a
#4
b
#5
b
#6
a
#7
c
#8
c
#9
a
(March 21, 2017 - 3:40 pm)
You are smart, friendly, and fun to be around. However, your winsome nature makes you a target. You are killed in a curious incident involving a peacock and an encyclopedia of trees. You survive four days.
(March 25, 2017 - 8:50 am)
1.D
2.C
3.A
4.D
5.B
6.C
7.C
8. A
9.B
(March 23, 2017 - 10:44 am)
You are considerate and likable, but very trusting, which is a good quality ordinarily, but works against you in a ski lodge. When a friend offers you a jelly bean, you eat it even though it looks a little funny and they are acting oddly. You die on the first day.
(March 25, 2017 - 8:54 am)
Great idea, Shoshannah!
1. You flip a coin. How likely is it to be in your favor?
a. I usually win these sorts of things
b. I usually lose these sorts of things
c. Six of one, half dozen of the other
d. I don't really keep track of these things
2. You're stranded on top of a church tower. The door down is locked and it's getting dark. There is a house nearby, but you recently stole something from its owner. What do you do? (bonus points if you know where this came from!)
a. I go to sleep. Someone will find me in the morning.
b. I scream for help. Maybe I can talk my way out of the theft.
c. I try to find a way to climb down.
d. I cry.
3. You're playing mafia/murder in the dark/body-body/another such game (games where one person is the "murderer" and has to be guessed). What do you act like?
a. I just act normally. It's only a game.
b. I stay out of the way and watch everyone else.
c. I act nervously and seem guilty whether I am or not.
d. I'm usually the first one killed.
4. Continuing on that scenario, let's say the murderer has been determined by drawing randomly from a deck of cards, and you have a moment alonew ith your best friend before the game. You are not the murderer. What do you do?
a. I show them my card
b. I ask to see their card
c. I make a show of hiding my card
d. I talk about something different
6. You're at an exclusive preview of a carnival with some friends. What are you looking forward to?
a. Exploring a new place
b. Having fun
c. Getting to know my friends
d. Getting out alive
6. Continuing on the same scenario, while you're off doing something else, one of your friends dies suddenly. It seems likely to have been a murder, but the only people who could have killed them are the rest of your friends. What do you do?
a. I try to be like Sherlock Holmes and examine all the evidence
b. I cry profusely
c. I mourn their loss, but it was probably just an accident.
d. I slink into the shadows...
7. After someone else dies in that same scenario, everyone else starts suspecting that YOU did it! What do you do?
a. I'm shocked
b. I act mildly surprised and tell them there must be some mistake
c. I try desperately to talk my way out of it and prove my innocence
d. I cry
8. How do you trust people?
a. If they act trustworthy
b. If they can keep a secret
c. If they're my friends
d. I don't
9. What type of murder would scare you the most?
a. Something that came out of nowhere
b. Something that hurt terribly
c. Something I could have prevented
d. Who would want to murder me of all people?
(March 27, 2017 - 10:57 am)