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Would you survive a ski lodge in real life? Are you clever, inconspicuous, and lucky enough to find out who the murderer is before you are murdered? Take this short quiz and find out!
(FYI a ski lodge is an activity on the CB where someone, usually under an alias, writes a story where the CBers in it are murdered one at a time and those who remain guess who killed them.)
Read carefully and answer honestly; your life depends on it!
1. You flip a coin. How likely is it to be in your favor?
a. I usually win these sorts of things
b. I usually lose these sorts of things
c. Six of one, half dozen of the other
d. I don't really keep track of these things
2. You're stranded on top of a church tower. The door down is locked and it's getting dark. There is a house nearby, but you recently stole something from its owner. What do you do? (bonus points if you know where this came from!)
a. I go to sleep. Someone will find me in the morning.
b. I scream for help. Maybe I can talk my way out of the theft.
c. I try to find a way to climb down.
d. I cry.
3. You're playing mafia/murder in the dark/body-body/another such game (games where one person is the "murderer" and has to be guessed). What do you act like?
a. I just act normally. It's only a game.
b. I stay out of the way and watch everyone else.
c. I act nervously and seem guilty whether I am or not.
d. I'm usually the first one killed.
4. Continuing on that scenario, let's say the murderer has been determined by drawing randomly from a deck of cards, and you have a moment alonew ith your best friend before the game. You are not the murderer. What do you do?
a. I show them my card
b. I ask to see their card
c. I make a show of hiding my card
d. I talk about something different
6. You're at an exclusive preview of a carnival with some friends. What are you looking forward to?
a. Exploring a new place
b. Having fun
c. Getting to know my friends
d. Getting out alive
6. Continuing on the same scenario, while you're off doing something else, one of your friends dies suddenly. It seems likely to have been a murder, but the only people who could have killed them are the rest of your friends. What do you do?
a. I try to be like Sherlock Holmes and examine all the evidence
b. I cry profusely
c. I mourn their loss, but it was probably just an accident.
d. I slink into the shadows...
7. After someone else dies in that same scenario, everyone else starts suspecting that YOU did it! What do you do?
a. I'm shocked
b. I act mildly surprised and tell them there must be some mistake
c. I try desperately to talk my way out of it and prove my innocence
d. I cry
8. How do you trust people?
a. If they act trustworthy
b. If they can keep a secret
c. If they're my friends
d. I don't
9. What type of murder would scare you the most?
a. Something that came out of nowhere
b. Something that hurt terribly
c. Something I could have prevented
d. Who would want to murder me of all people?
I will tell you how long you survive a ski lodge in real life!
submitted by Shoshannah
(March 6, 2017 - 3:48 pm)
(March 6, 2017 - 3:48 pm)
Hmm. Well, according to my system for calculating you last negative three days... and that is rounding up!
You are very friendly and loving, but the murderer sees you as weak. In fact, they kill you three days before the ski lodge begins by dint of an electric shock mechanism cleverly attached to the switch on your bedroom lamp.
My condolances.
(March 10, 2017 - 9:38 am)
Oh. O.O
That't nice. XD
(March 12, 2017 - 7:15 pm)
Thanks for answering honestly, anyway XD
(March 10, 2017 - 9:39 am)
(March 7, 2017 - 4:22 pm)
You are smart, cautious, and friendly. However, the murderer sees you as being rather weak. You are killed by a curious incident involving a banana and a flannel blanket. You survive three days.
(March 10, 2017 - 9:42 am)
I'll give it a try...
A
C
B
D
A
A
A
D
A
(March 7, 2017 - 4:30 pm)
You are smart, cautious, and very much on your game, and you are one of the very few who survive until the end! Congratulations!
However, this uncanny resiliance makes some people wonder: are you the murderer?
(March 10, 2017 - 9:45 am)
Ooooh, your freeking me out, now....
(March 10, 2017 - 4:32 pm)
1. c
2. c
3. b
4. d
5. b
6. a (and b)
7. b
8. b
9. b
(March 7, 2017 - 5:34 pm)
You are cautious and smart, yet not hard-hearted. However, the murderer begins to worry you're on their trail, and kills you with a scimitar. You survive six days.
(March 10, 2017 - 9:53 am)
1. A
2. C
3. B
4. B
5. A
6. A
7. C
8. D
9. C
(March 7, 2017 - 6:05 pm)
You are very much on your guard, and you manage to stay out of the murderer's way while investigating on your own. However, you can't remain inconspicuous forever. The murderer, afraid you know who they are, kills you with poisoned chapstick. You survive eleven days.
(March 10, 2017 - 9:56 am)
1. d.
2. c.
3. c.
4. d.
5. b.
6. b.
7. c.
8. b.
9. c.
I hope I make it!
(March 7, 2017 - 7:08 pm)
You are likeable, friendly, and clever. However, you are not always careful. This leads to your downfall when the murderer installs a deadly device involving a tripwire in a dark corrider. In a hurry, you rush down the hallway... and then it's too late. You last four days.
(March 10, 2017 - 10:01 am)
That sounds pretty much right. Well, I don't know if I really count as likeable...
(March 12, 2017 - 4:18 pm)