Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket

GRACE, I'VE GOTTA SAY...

SORRY IF THE WHOLE GUMMY BEAR THING OFFENDED YOU, DEARIE-O.

Wait... you're apologizing? Oh dear, is this just an excuse to break into song? Don't make me wear the lobster costume.

BAELY, GET THE LOBSTER COSTUME! I NEED BACKUP DANCERS!

(cries softly)

YOU GOTTA GO AND GET ANGRY AT THAT NOTE AND GUM-MY

Don't you think that this whole crush thing is really just silly?

(SHUSH, BAELY)

I HOPE I DON'T RUN OUT OF PIES, COULD SOMEONE COME BAKE FOR ME?

'CAUSE I JUST NEED ONE MORE SHOT FOR GRACE'S GRACES

I KNOW YOU KNOW I MADE THOSE MISTAKES A COUPLE BILLION TIMES

AND BY A COUPLE BILLION I MEAN A LITERAL INFINITY 

SO LET ME REDEEM, OH REDEEM MYSELF WITH A MILLION PIES

'CAUSE I NEED JUST ONE MORE PIE TO HELP MY CHANCES

EY

IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO BAKE SORRY PIES?

CAUSE I MISS MORE THAN YOUR PURPLE HAIR

IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO BAKE SORRY PIES?

AND I SOLD MY SOUL TO BUY YOU THOSE GUMMY BEARS,

IS IT TOO LATE TO BAKE SORRY PIES?

DEM SORRY PIES

APOLOGY PIES

PIES, PIES

CAUSE I KNOW THAT THE GUMMIES GOT YA DOWN,

IS IT TOO LATE TO BAKE THOSE PIES NOW?

IT'S REALLY NOT THAT YOU'RE JUST PRETTY,

YOUR PASSION AND GUMMIES AND THAT STUFF ARE ALL VERY REAL TO ME

IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO BAKE SORRY PIES?

CAUSE I KNOW THAT THE GUMMIES GOT YA DOWN,

IS IT TOO LATE TO BAKE THOSE PIES NOW? 

(Baelfire is forced to do an interpretive dance in his Lobster Costume of Humiliation for the rest of the song.)