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GRACE, I'VE G
GRACE, I'VE GOTTA SAY...
SORRY IF THE WHOLE GUMMY BEAR THING OFFENDED YOU, DEARIE-O.
Wait... you're apologizing? Oh dear, is this just an excuse to break into song? Don't make me wear the lobster costume.
BAELY, GET THE LOBSTER COSTUME! I NEED BACKUP DANCERS!
(cries softly)
YOU GOTTA GO AND GET ANGRY AT THAT NOTE AND GUM-MY
Don't you think that this whole crush thing is really just silly?
(SHUSH, BAELY)
I HOPE I DON'T RUN OUT OF PIES, COULD SOMEONE COME BAKE FOR ME?
'CAUSE I JUST NEED ONE MORE SHOT FOR GRACE'S GRACES
I KNOW YOU KNOW I MADE THOSE MISTAKES A COUPLE BILLION TIMES
AND BY A COUPLE BILLION I MEAN A LITERAL INFINITY
SO LET ME REDEEM, OH REDEEM MYSELF WITH A MILLION PIES
'CAUSE I NEED JUST ONE MORE PIE TO HELP MY CHANCES
EY
IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO BAKE SORRY PIES?
CAUSE I MISS MORE THAN YOUR PURPLE HAIR
IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO BAKE SORRY PIES?
AND I SOLD MY SOUL TO BUY YOU THOSE GUMMY BEARS,
IS IT TOO LATE TO BAKE SORRY PIES?
DEM SORRY PIES
APOLOGY PIES
PIES, PIES
CAUSE I KNOW THAT THE GUMMIES GOT YA DOWN,
IS IT TOO LATE TO BAKE THOSE PIES NOW?
IT'S REALLY NOT THAT YOU'RE JUST PRETTY,
YOUR PASSION AND GUMMIES AND THAT STUFF ARE ALL VERY REAL TO ME
IS IT TOO LATE NOW TO BAKE SORRY PIES?
CAUSE I KNOW THAT THE GUMMIES GOT YA DOWN,
IS IT TOO LATE TO BAKE THOSE PIES NOW?
(Baelfire is forced to do an interpretive dance in his Lobster Costume of Humiliation for the rest of the song.)
submitted by Masked Piester
(July 26, 2016 - 10:33 pm)
(July 26, 2016 - 10:33 pm)
That is the funniest thing I have seen since I watched Monty Python. Soooooooooo funny. Immean, who can pull of a parody of Sorry and use the word 'poe' a lot. Thank you for making my day.
(July 27, 2016 - 9:07 am)
So funny.
(July 27, 2016 - 9:52 am)
*speechless for a moment*
(Pst...pst...Mellie, pull up those photos of the backup dancers in the purple suits...yeah, that one...now project it behind me...)
Seems you two both like backup dancers.*pulls up video*
CAN'T COUNT THE DAYS ON ONE HAND MY HEART'S BEEN PERSISTING...
I NEED THE OTHER ONE TO HOLD ON TO GUMMIES
YOU'VE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN I'VE BEEN EXISTING...
IT'S NOT A WALK IN THE PARK FOR ME TO FEEEEEL
BUT WHEN YOU SING ME SONGS 'BOUT PIES, CAN'T DENY, CAN'T DENY, THAT I ACCEPTYOURAPOLOGY
That rhyme scheme did not work.
CAUSE AFTER ALL THIS TIME
I'M STILL INTO YOU
YOU THROW THE MOST AMAZING CHERRYYYYYYY PIES, I'M INTO YOU, I'M INTO YOU
AND EVEN MP ON YOU "WORST NIGHTS"...
I'M INTO YOU, I'M INTO YOU
I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGYYYYYY
Rhythm scheme is off...
CAUSE YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY AT ALL
YEAH, AFTER ALL THIS TIME
I'm still into you.
Recount-
*CRACK*
*darkness*
WHAT HAPPENED, MELLIE?
The power went out, so the backup dancers are gone, and the lights are off...I think you stepped on the cord and broke it.
NO, NO NO...this can't be happening!
I'm sorry, I can't fix it.
*sob* I...I wanted it to be perfect. But now it's all ruined! He'll never like it now!
Grace...maybe you don't need a flash song to express how you feel. Maybe you can just say it.
But...but that's too hard. And even if I could, it's pitch black darkness in here!
Try your phone light.
*cries* No, it's small! It's not flashy! He'll just...he'll just laugh!
Do it.
*takes out phone shakily* *turns on light* *holds it overhead* MP, I'm s-sorry the song got messed up. I ruined it. I...
*reassuring smile*
It's not too late to apologize, MP. I wasn't offended, not really...I was shocked and surprised. I didn't think...didn't think anyone cared...I thought it was all a cruel joke, but now...*wipes tear* I know it's not. I....I....um....
Come on, if you can sing it, you can say it.
I...I....
*discreetly enters thread*
I...*gulp* I...like......you. I SAID IT! I SAID IIIIIIIIIIIIT! i HAVE TO LEAVE NOW!
*flies away on a purple winged gummy bear*
*jumps up and down* Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(July 27, 2016 - 9:55 am)
Good, I don't have to yell at Grace now.
That was wonderful! Loved the exit.
Indeed, a very good way to say... you know, what you said. And it's okay the song didn't go right, it shows even more to MP how much you care.
(July 27, 2016 - 3:20 pm)
"Sorry pies". Yeah, that's totally topping the charts. XD
(July 27, 2016 - 9:55 am)
This is the best thing since Balletandbow's Forced Musicals on the LTE, maybe better! I struggled to imagine a melody (if there is one).
(July 27, 2016 - 10:02 am)
This is probably obvious, but what is the LTE?
(July 27, 2016 - 3:20 pm)
That was the sweetest thing I ever heard you say, Masked Piester.
YES. If Grace doesn't accept I'll pun-
You'll punch no one, Zeon.
BUT WHY NOT? How can you not accept that song?!
She will, just watch.
(July 27, 2016 - 10:11 am)
Bravo, MP, I didn't even realise this was a parody. It flows really well, though! I will be furious if Grace won't accept your apology.
(July 27, 2016 - 12:36 pm)
Lyra: *takes picture of Baely in lobster costume*
Arael: Oh my gosh this is HILLLARUOUS
Lyra: You're a big meanie. You and Masked Piester. You both need to have a meeting on being the meanest-
Storm: come on guys no need to argue.
Lyra: *stuffs camera in pocket and runs up to Baely* (whispering) everything will be alright *hug* lets get this outfit of of you and onto MP. Let's see how he likes it...
(July 27, 2016 - 3:09 pm)
AMAZING!!!! That totally made my day.
@Gared~ What is your name? What is your quest? What...is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
(July 27, 2016 - 3:54 pm)
African or European?
(July 28, 2016 - 10:09 am)
Grace, Grace, it's fine! That was wonderful.
(pats shoulders reassuringly.)
(smiles)
(dramatically swoops Grace into kiss)
AAAND I'D BETTER LEAVE NOW. BYE, LOVELY THING!
(July 28, 2016 - 12:21 am)
*faints*
(July 28, 2016 - 9:03 am)
*Splashes water on Grace's face* GET UP! We are shipping you, Grace!
Wait, what?
We - as in Ash and I - are shipping Grace and MP. DID YOU SEE WHAT MP JUST DID?
Indeed, indeed. But does every small action have to result in shipping the two?
No, but that WAS. NOT. SMALL.
Fine, I understand. We are supporting the Masked Grace Ship.
HASHTAG MASKED GRACE FOREVER.
Since when did you get into hashtags?
Oh, never, I'm just really excited for my bro.
(July 28, 2016 - 1:40 pm)