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There's this "List of CBers" thread and I thought, we AEs don't get as much credit. Just because we're not totally sane! So discriminating, isn't it? We should be given a whole SECTION in the Chatterbox to ourselves where sane counterparts are NOT ALLOWED. We are WAAAAY more interesting than boring, old, mentally sound CBers! I decided we can at least MAKE OUR PRESENCE KNOWN TO THE WOOOOORLD! AEs, kindly inform me if you exist so I can make a list. THE list! The BEST list! Better than any other list created on CB!
We will rule the world! *Attempts backflip and bellyflops*
Pretend you didn't see that...
Until next time, my glorious servants—Er, I mean, FRIENDS.
*Swings out on a rope with pens raining from the sky*
WHEEEEEEE!
submitted by Critic A
(October 9, 2015 - 9:19 pm)
(October 9, 2015 - 9:19 pm)
Plus my idiotic computer won't let me open that link.
(October 12, 2015 - 10:24 pm)
I's Devil Owl at ur service! I like to mispel things to anoie feather:
"I am Devil Owl, at your service! I like to misspell things to annoy-" wait, what? Come on! I thought that was a sign of low intelligence!
Then mabee u hav lo inteligense if u thot that!
"Then maybe you have low intelligence if you thought that!" And I do not! I'm very smart!
im smartr.
"Smarter." That just goes to show...
I can spell correctly! See! Look at me! Good grammer!
"Grammar". Sorry, Dev. Oh, and did I forget to do this list you were talking about, my good Critic? I'm sorry. I'm Feather, St.Owl's sidekick and part-time AE, and that's Devil Owl, or Dev, the full-time AE.
(October 12, 2015 - 7:49 pm)
BowandballetTheMechanicalPencil
*WeeeeeHoooo!!!! I am here!!!*
This is balletandbow speaking now.
Ok what was going on with the AEs? I haven't been on the CB for very long, and all this happened before my time.
(October 13, 2015 - 4:24 pm)
Hi! I'm Puck, Joan B. of Arc's AE!!! Allow me to introduce myself: I am a girl, (DON'T JUDGE ME.)
My full name is Lily "Puck" Trickster, but everyone calls me Puck because I love to play tricks on others! (Especially Joan.) I'm very shy, so I don't talk much around other CBers, but around other AE's I'm very talkitive. My appearance/form is usually of a crow, but when I'm human I have black hair, brown sparkling eyes, and a teasing smile. I also have a eyepatch on my left eye. Also, barely anyone can see me except Joan, other AE's, and maybe a couple luck CBers. So..... if you feel a pinch and Joan is nearby but you can't see me, blame it on Joan. :p
P.s. Critic A, was that you who rained pens from the sky? If so, good for you! Joan got bopped in the head with one, which REALLY got her scared. I couldn't stop laughing!
Toodles for now!
(October 13, 2015 - 6:44 pm)
I don't want to exist, but I guess I do.
Sorry. He's in one of his moods.
I DO NOT HAVE "MOODS!" Shut up!
(October 15, 2015 - 6:30 pm)
Oh hey, it's me, the Disreputable Dragon (or Di for short)! I seem to have had an accident with some bespelled cogwheels, an invisibility potion, and my captcha Koda, so obviously you can't see me right now; usually I look like a gigantic purple dragon with bright green eyes and a pompom on the end of my tail instead of an arrowhead spike. Don't judge. A Curious Dragon, or Curio, is my AE-
No, actually, you're my AE. Sorry about that guys, usually I introduce us! Oh, and Koda is our captcha, not just hers. Di, get back here - wait - no, don't touch that - for the love of - !!!
[SFX: crashing, clanging, steam hissing, explosion, etc. from offstage.]
Sorrysorrysorry oh my gosh I can't see where my tail is you know I'm so sorry was that your elven scrying glass I broke-
RRRRRGGH. Di, sometimes you are so annoying. YOU are responsible for dealing with this mess, not me. I need to take Koda for a walk.
Suit yourself. Y'know, since everything's all smashed, is it alright if I just burn it and put the ashes in the trash?
NO. Have you ever heard of FIRE REGULATIONS.
Okay, okay, will ya back off?! I know the krething fire regulations, you made most of them up yourself!
No I didn't. Somebody did in order to keep Volcano Flame in check. Needless to say, it hasn't worked yet and I doubt it ever- DI!! What are you doing with that mop?!?! Get back here!!!!!`Sigh...I guess I have to go clean up YET ANOTHER giant invisible dragon-related mess...Curio and Di signing off...
(October 17, 2015 - 1:22 pm)
Meh.....l'm kinda here.....
(October 17, 2015 - 2:23 pm)
There's always Wildflower... I could bring her around but you guys would get tired of her reciting Shakespeare to herself.
(October 19, 2015 - 3:38 pm)
Ahem!
To be or not to be, that is the question,
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing, end them.
*AEs fall asleep at the computer*
Sorry.
We can have a Shakespeare party together, Wildflower!
(October 19, 2015 - 5:08 pm)
Hey guys, I'm Turgon. Dragonrider's AE. I'm a dragonturtle, and I love ice cream.
*whispers* are they watching any more?
HEY FELLOW AE'S!!!!!!!! HOW 'BOUT WE PLAN AN AMBUSH ON THE CBERS!!! LET'S SEE, IT CAN INVOLVE A MOUSETRAP AND SOME CHEESE........!
Dragonrider- *from other rrom* TURGON, WE'RE NOT STUPID YOU KNOW! WE AREN'T GOING TO GO INTO A MOUSETRAP FOR CHEESE!!!
Turgon- OH YEAH, WELL WHAT ABOUT ICE CREAM? *puts ice cream in mousetrap*
Dragonrider- *sees ice cream and runs to get it* IIIIIIICCCCCEEEE CCCCRRRRREEEEAAAMMMM!!!!!! *gets stuck in mousetrap* Aww dang....
(October 19, 2015 - 4:08 pm)
What shall we do with them after we catch them?
Abigail: *Listening through keyhole* Nothing, because now we know that you're using mousetraps!
Critic A: *Stuffs keyhole with cotton* Go away, this is an AE zone! *Lowers voice* Abigail's favorite type of icecream is vanilla!
Ookz: Gota!
Yep, even Ookz agrees, we've gotcha now, CBers!!!!
(October 19, 2015 - 5:12 pm)
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YES! TRAP THE CBERS! I WILL LURE THEM USING FLAMING BRUSSELS SPROUTS PIE!
I thought we were using ice cream.
BUT I MADE FLAMING BRUSSELS SPROUTS PIES SPECIAL FOR THE OCCASION!
Nobody likes them, Dev. And you can't eat them either. Why don't we try a trap that uses ice cream placed in the center of a loop of rope cleverly disguised? The rope is attached to a strong branch of a tree, and when the CBer steps to receive the ice cream, they are left dangling by their ankle!
(October 19, 2015 - 7:10 pm)
Perfect, Feather! I'll go set it up now!
Sorry, Dev, but I don't think anybody wants to eat those...
Oh wait! I had a great idea! We'll put out a flaming brussels sprout pie in a hallway and when the Cbers give it a wide berth we'll trap them!
YEAH!
(October 23, 2015 - 8:39 pm)
No, no, no! You've got it all wrong!
Everyone knows donuts are the perfect thing to put in a mousetrap! Plus, how would we hold the ice cream? It would just fall out and run all over the place and then we'd make Turgon clean it up because this was his idea to begin with!
[HAB] Ever heard of a bowl?
Wh-- how did you get in here? Who left the door unlocked?!
(October 25, 2015 - 7:30 am)
If we shadows have offended,
think but this and all is mended...
Shakespeare party!
(October 19, 2015 - 7:43 pm)