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LAST TO POST HERE WINS!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!! 

submitted by MysteriousHood
(January 27, 2014 - 6:56 pm)

hello

it's very hot in here

*folds wings nicely and starts twiddling thumbs*

aha i have found a book of the laws of the universe-

 

if the magical summoning of a firey chasm is followed by two CBers being thrown in said chasm, law 43,110 states that the chasm will invetably close, trapping the CBers and anything else that is in the chasm (except for this book. see law 8,888)

if a firey chasm closes on this book, the book will immediately teleport into the hands of whoever posts next on the LAST TO POST thread. this book is indestructible, as well. 

 

okay

*Igneous Abyss closes*

*book pops into the hands of whoever posts after this* 

submitted by Darkvine, the Igneous Abyss
(October 9, 2022 - 7:55 pm)

I still rule Novis Terra!

*summons book* 

submitted by Queen Cali, NOT IN THE IGNEOUS ABYSS
(October 10, 2022 - 8:50 am)

Gimme the book

submitted by Hawkstar
(October 10, 2022 - 2:54 pm)

I have wings now. Cool black-midnight-star dragon wings because why not.

Also, Darkvine, seeing as we're stuck in a fiery abyss together, do you want to roast some s'mores? I'll conjure the materials—*snaps*

*starts roasting s'mores, looks expectantly at Darkvine to join in*

Who is queen is not my concern, at least until I am full. 

submitted by Hex
(October 10, 2022 - 2:55 pm)

Hex posted what will be approximately one minute before I posted this. My post will show up after theirs, so I don't know what they have said, but I contradict it and win, for victory was but short (in Hex's case), but I rule evermore.

submitted by Darkling
(October 10, 2022 - 2:58 pm)

Oof. Thanks for that.

submitted by Hex
(October 10, 2022 - 6:53 pm)

*sneaks into thread*

*hides behind chaos*

I've always wanted to try this...

Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice

Beetlejuice 

submitted by Periwinkle, age Pi, Somewhere in the stars
(October 11, 2022 - 6:04 am)

GIVE ME THE BOOK! I like fiery and dark abysses. 

submitted by WiLdSoNg
(October 11, 2022 - 6:43 am)

hmm

a book

how interesting

*takes book and starts reading*

*by so doing, also takes throne and crown, if there is a crown any more*

Now this is funny, it looks like I have become queen. What a pleasant surprise!

*sits down on throne*

As Hex seems to be going in for Latin, I will join her. Vedi, vidi, venci, or whatever the saying is - "I came, I saw, I conquered." Also, E Pluribus Unum - out of many, one - because out of all the CBers, I, and I alone, have become the ruler of Novis Terra. How relaxing.

submitted by Amethyst, Novis Terra
(October 11, 2022 - 1:40 pm)

I shall ruin all the hopes and dreams of Amethyst's queendom with one word: qumquat. Because why not that word?

Except it's not one word anymore—so far it's been 30 (If you don't count the numbers). And now it's been 40. I'm good at counting—44 words—45.

Wow it took me a lot of words to ruin Amethyst's queendom. What a waste. Final count: 62. 

submitted by Hex
(October 11, 2022 - 10:40 pm)

*roasting marshmallows*

oh look I'm winning

*grabs the book and the crown* 

submitted by Darkvine , The Igneous Abyss
(October 12, 2022 - 8:03 am)

Yay marshmallow partner!

*doesn't grab book and crown, instead summons book and crown because that is much more refined* 

submitted by Hex
(October 12, 2022 - 11:51 am)

As Hex dethroned me with 62 words, I shall dethrone her with 63 or more. The more words, the merrier!

*summons book and crown*

And what we really need is a throne. Although it might be rather dangerous to summon a throne; suppose it landed on top of you! Well, this throne will not be one that can be summoned; it will sit in the throne room of Novis Terra's palace. And I am sitting in it. And I have ended with more than 80 words! I am the supreme ruler!

submitted by Amethyst, age winning, Novis Terra
(October 12, 2022 - 3:10 pm)

Ahh, I love words. The longer the better. The more words the better. I like sentance fragments. They are cool. Here are words:

-Extraterrestrial: from another planet; out of this world

-Incomprehensibilities: incomprehendible things

-Randkluft: a chasm in the ice

-Boondoggle: a waste of time

-The award of last-to-post lord: me right now 

 

 

submitted by Lord of the shadows, In the green fields
(October 12, 2022 - 5:31 pm)

I am the conquer, the heroine, the champion, the victor, the prizewinner and conquistador. 

submitted by Hawkstar
(October 12, 2022 - 8:19 pm)