LAST TO POST
Chatterbox: Chirp at Cricket
LAST TO POST
LAST TO POST HERE WINS!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!!
submitted by MysteriousHood
(January 27, 2014 - 6:56 pm)
(January 27, 2014 - 6:56 pm)
LAST TO POST HERE WINS!!!
MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'M WINNING!!!
Look at how many people have dethroned me!
Oh dear, I can't control my powers-
*ice goes everywhere*
*runs away*
If you remember, Elsa takes the crown with her to the North Mountain. No one can follow me here and take the crown away...
*builds palace*
*sings Let it Go*
(October 6, 2022 - 3:40 pm)
Ah, but I am Anna. And I meet Kristoff, Sven, Olaf, etc., wander through the realm of Arendelle chased by wolves, and eventually wind up at your ice palace. However, this is rather unavailing because you have smashed the crown during Let It Go. What a waste of time. Especially since I now get a frozen heart (how tiring)...
Now I rush back to Arendelle. However, I am getting too far ahead... your turn, Queen er sort-of queen Elsa.
(October 6, 2022 - 5:47 pm)
Oh, you're Elsa?
And you're Anna?
Well you know what I am?
Stressed. Fear me and feel my wrath.
Let it go, let it go, can't hold it back anymore, let it go, let go-oh, turn away and slam the door
(October 6, 2022 - 7:06 pm)
I'll go and sing myself (which I'm sure sounds twice as bad as yours)
(October 7, 2022 - 3:43 pm)
Time for me to sing Some Things Never Change and get the crown again. Because, of course, Elsa can't refuse me anything... Therefore, I am Queen of Arendelle!
(October 8, 2022 - 3:03 pm)
Mmm
Okay
But
Now the crown is actually chicken noodle soup, and you have chicken noodle soup all over you, and I'm winning
(October 8, 2022 - 6:05 pm)
First alphabet soup, now chicken noodle soup! This is too much!!!!
I actually remember that Rora, after making my magical amethysts into powder, transported a lot of them to Saturn's ring.
*struggles out of soup*
*gets into black hole that goes to Saturn*
*gathers all the dust*
Powder isn't very powderful, or powerful. But they're better than nothing -
*takes away all the chicken noodle soup forever*
And I happen to be winning.
(October 8, 2022 - 7:13 pm)
At least. Let me rephrase that. They are very powderful, but not so powerful
(October 8, 2022 - 7:18 pm)
Hey, that was my dinner! Not cool.
How about wonton soup instead? That's good. Yes, okay, everything is wonton soup now. Thank you and good night
(October 8, 2022 - 7:46 pm)
Eye am gonna wind [:<
(October 8, 2022 - 8:01 pm)
*steals the crown and throws it into Hex's Igneous Abyss*
thank you, Hawkstar, for the crown.
and thank you, Hex, for the Abyss.
*strolls through the LAST TO POST gardens, whistling We Are the Champions*
(October 8, 2022 - 8:37 pm)
Of course! Happy to help.
Perhaps you'd like to join it? *pushes Darkvine and her oodles of zoodles into the Igneous Abyss*
And seeing as Last-To-Post-Land is a terrible name, I'm hereby changing it to Novis Terra, from latin novissime, meaning last (according to google translate). I'm going to ignore that fact that when you change novissime to novis it compleately changes the meaning, because that really doesn't matter right now.
Because right now I am eating chicken noodle soup in Novis Terra on my obsidian throne overlooking the Igneous Abyss.
(October 9, 2022 - 1:09 pm)
*flies out of the Igneous Abyss* ta-da, looks like i have wings. how perfectly wonderful.
*shoves Hex into the Abyss*
and i shall be a fair and just queen to the land of Novis Terra. *sips lemonade out of a wine glass*
(October 9, 2022 - 3:52 pm)
*shoves Darkvine into the Abyss*
*summons crown*
*seals the Abyss*
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
(October 9, 2022 - 5:37 pm)
Well. I am in a fiery abyss being burnt to cinders. How quaint. However, I must object to the shortening of Igneous Abyss to Abyss, being rude and vulgar way of calling it. That would be like calling me He— or H—. It just doesn't work.
Also, Darkvine, if you are sipping lemonade in a "wine" glass, why is called a wine glass glass at all? It contains lemonade, and therefore should be called a lemonade glass.
And, while I feel as if I could quite easily break the seal on the Igneous Abyss, I shall stay in here a while longer to please the powers that be who sent me here but also because I like quite being consumed by ravaging flames. It tickles.
(October 9, 2022 - 7:19 pm)