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Hiiiiiiii. You can call me Red. I am a rather bookish guy who has been badgered into joining the Chatterbox by Sakura. Sakura badgers me into a lot of things..... Anyway, I'm new to this whole Chatterbox business,so if you could introduce yourself that would be appreciated. Oh, and Sakura told me that there are only a few guys on the Chatterbox. Follow me, guys, and become my loyal minions! Follow me like lemmings and I will lead you to a great and glorious future, where boys are no longer the minority! For those who serve me faithfully, I will reward you greatly!
Okay, I'm just ranting now. I think my point has been made and I can now slink away....
-Cluny the Scourge
submitted by Red, age 13, Somewhere Random
(August 10, 2012 - 11:57 pm)
(August 10, 2012 - 11:57 pm)
Wow. That's awesome. I especially like the bit about the demons of Enackra (Luca is now offended. He says he isn't a demon.) and me being a despicable sorcerer.
My English teacher knows I'm crazy. Every week, Red and I write stories about lemmings. And the teacher thinks we are very strange. He also thinks I'm paranoid.
(April 22, 2013 - 5:29 pm)
I've written very strange responses to English questions...
Specifically on the New York Standardized Tests.
(April 24, 2013 - 8:22 pm)
My friends and I make weird references all the time. I'm pretty sure people think by now that one of us has a long-distance relationship with a guy named Charlie.
And, SC, that is indeed awesome.
(April 28, 2013 - 5:49 pm)
Oh yes. I am very despicable. *diabolical laughter*
(April 24, 2013 - 5:51 pm)
Welcome to Chatterbox Red,
im sorta new too not really anymore. I love to read write the animal wolf and the color green. I also like video games. I'm a brown haired brown eyed tall girl that is 14 years old almost 15. Hope you like Chatterbox!!
(April 22, 2013 - 3:48 pm)
It's another one. Assigment: write a letter to my English teacher using Shakespearean English.
I just tried to think like Yoda and use words from the sheet. The result was... interesting.
Esteemed Captain Holtschlag:
Easily have Red-san and Sakura-san forced much domage our dragon forces upon. In the ruins of Calormen were ingraved many. Ghastfully goes the war and fear I the choler of Sakura-san's grisly demons have rived the fourth division of sorcerers through. Shrouded themselves in the Great Forest the poor sprites. Beseigen the Castel of Poisoned Cupcakes with his lemmings fell has Red-san. Warely strengthen I the U.S. rampires, for from us he has reft Japan and Canada. Fares the Great Lemming War badly. Wrapt tide has Quintus, yet no longer can I stay mine hand. The murtherers we must quell.
Mine regards,
(signed)
Commander SC Rhaiser the Dragon Slayer, High Queen of Narnia
(April 30, 2013 - 7:53 pm)
SC, I swear, you are a genius.
Just wondering, what does "wrapt tide has Quintus" mean?
Whoah, the Captcha said five!
(May 2, 2013 - 6:18 pm)
According to the handy dandy sheet my English teacher gave me, it means "Quintus has stopped time".
(May 2, 2013 - 9:06 pm)
That's cool! I'll have to remember that one!
(May 3, 2013 - 4:07 pm)
No doubt, many of the people who share their lemming-related writings here have noticed the World Domination thread in Down to Earth. Now, I am very supportive of world domination, but I rather like owning the world and I'm not sure I want to give it up just yet. Thus I intend to stop Blonde Heroines Rule, Theo, and any other person intent on stealing my spot as World Dominator.
Yet I cannot do it alone. Two of my old allies have left (Miki appears to have dissappeared and SilverWing hasn't written since December) while the other two are still here. I request that you both join me again. Did I not lead the army of lemmings to victory? (Rhetorical question, please don't answer it.) I can do it again! Come, join me, and we will rightously defend the world!
And for SC, Quintus, and FantasyQuill: I know we fought in the past, but let's put that behind us now. We must unite against a common enemy. Come, bring your dragons, bring your Narnia, come and join me in my fight for victory. Please, let's put aside our differences and past arguments and join together in this fight.
We have experience. We are no longer silly and uncertain. We will have more troops and more allies this time around. So please, let's join together and become one fighting force to counteract BHR's and Theo's forces.
Plus, there will be cookies and countries for all.
(May 5, 2013 - 5:03 pm)
I'm staying with this team. Army. Something.
(May 5, 2013 - 7:44 pm)
Red, I would be honored to join you. I bring Narnia, dragons, the Wolves of Esteranc, the Dove class demons, and all my other military forces.
Have a cupcake as proof of my loyalty.
I swear it isn't poisoned.
Seriously.
*takes a bite* See? Not poisoned.
.... and now I have to make a new batch of cupcakes. Chocolate or vanilla?
(May 8, 2013 - 9:51 pm)
Thank you so much, SC and Gollum! I appreciate it so much!
But I'll pass on the cupcake.
(May 9, 2013 - 3:01 pm)
Whoa. I haven't been on for a while. Lots of things happened and apparently I have stopped time. I'm going to have to remember that one, SC.
And as for your quest, Red, I think I shall join you. Because you have luck and I want to try to take over the world again. I'll throw in whatever I have to offer along the way as soon as I check out that thread.
(May 14, 2013 - 7:26 pm)
Red: Okay, why is it that whenever I say "Quintus hasn't been here for a while," you always coem back right after I say it? This is the third time! Thank you for joining.
Ruby M.: We have to do a project in our English class where we make a radio show in a group of people, and I've slipped in some Rush references. The story takes place on December 21, 2112 on the starship S.S. Rocinante near the black hole Cygnus X-1. Sadly, the main character doesn't go through the black hole and wind up on Mount Olympus in the middle of a major war but hey, one can't have everything in life.
(May 20, 2013 - 5:32 pm)