Chatterbox: Blab About Books

Hello, all book characters!  Gather 'round, for I have an interesting proposition.  I'm going to do the first character olympics!  Anyone can join, big or little, male or female, bipedal, or quadruped!  You just have to be from a book!  You shall compete in competitions of strength, agility, intelligence, and wit to win!  The rules:

1.  Only one character per person, please! 

2.  Only one person per character.  In other words, we can't have two people nominating, say, Bellatrix.  We also can't have two different characters from one book (or series).  So, we can't have one person entering as Firestar, and another as Graystripe.  Maybe you should try to nominate characters from lesser-known books to eliminate this.

3.  You will write what your character does in each competition.  Do not be afraid to make your character do badly.  For example, a cat probably could beat a human in a race, but not in a baseball game.

4.  Please, when entering your character, provide a short description for those who don't know who they are.

5.  Please keep your characters in-character.  You can post as them, or you can write in third person, whichever you want more.  At least try to make them act as they would in their books.

6. You can make them funny, as long as it does not get ridiculous.

7. Please only enter characters from real books, please!

As soon as enough people join, we shall begin with me posting the competition!   If I take too long to post competitions, feel free to make one without me.  Let's try for at least five people joining.  Please, if you join, you must attend each competition.  If you don't, someone else can post as your character after, say, a week without notification.

I may join as well.  Let the games... BEGIN!