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Remember Pirocks/Encaladu ...
Remember Pirocks/Encaladus' ChocklitClan thing? Where you go like
"I'll be Everyelementblendedtogether!"
"Erin Hunter: Hmm... *opens old word doc.* *copys* *pastes in new doc* now, just change a few names, and we'll be all set..."
"RustyFirepawheartstar!"
And such? Okay, watch this original thing (the others were other's)
Tigerstar: Hello Darkstripe.
Darkstripe: *slaps*
Tigerstar: WAAAHHH MOMMY HE THLAPD ME!!! *suck*
Tigermom: *slap*
Tigerstar: WAAHH MOMMY SHLAPD ME!!! *suck*
Tigermom: *slaps Darkstripe*
Darkstripe: WAAAHHH
Tigermom: *facepalm*
XD XD XD
Vick says yaxp. Yax Ip? Yaxley Imp? This is warriors, not HP....
~~NDT~~
submitted by NDT, age 9, NC
(September 13, 2010 - 3:49 pm)
(September 13, 2010 - 3:49 pm)
Funnny, Growsupwaytoofastkit! Allow me to alter it a bit....
Firestar: Hey, I'm not really in this story anymore! It's just my kittens!! Oh, wait, did I say kittens? I forgot that we had to complicate it for the readers by making up new words for everything!
Kits: WAAAAA!!!! *drinks milk*
Vicky: Shoot! We can't write a good story about baby cats! What will we do???
Kate: Well, why don't we make some new characters? That usually works!
Cherith: No, no. We need to make them grow up!
Vicky+Kate: Great idea!
Vicky: *changes plotline*
Kate: *writes story so that kits aren't newborn*
Kits: WAAA- Hey, it's time for us to be apprentices! How did we become this old, again...?
Erins: We made you grow!
Lion+Holly: YAAAY!!
Jay: *grumble* I was having a better time as a kit.
Kate+Cherith: *point accusingly at Vicky* she was the one who made you grumpy and blind!
Vicky: I wanted a plot twist! And besides, Leafpool's going to die! [She does, right?]
Leafpool: I'm going to die???
Kate+Cherith: She was just making an excuse!
Jay: *reads thoughts* no, she was'nt.
Vicky: *glares at Jay*
Jay: what?
Leafpool: I TOLD you not to read other's thoughts.
Jay: You mean you WILL tell me.
Vicky+Kate+Cherith: HOW do they KNOW?
Tui: *hides*
Jay: But you will ALSO tell me to USE it!
Tui: *runs*
Vicky+Cherith+Kate: *chases*
Cats: *goes back to normal*
LOLOLOL
Vick says cavi. Caviar! GAASSSPPP!! Must be omen!
~~~NDT~~~
/Omen\/sign\
(September 20, 2010 - 4:30 pm)
This is all very funny! LOL! I like warriors, but it's fun to read these things as well. I will be called Phoenixfire, PhoenixBird, or DragonBird. Which do you like the best?
(September 20, 2010 - 5:49 pm)
Whichever is least realistic.
My issue with the whole 'power of three+Fourth Apprentice'. Spoiler alert, because I will be doing some heavy ranting.
Jay: He's my favorite*gasp*of the three. I don't know why, but I just do. Anyway, he has too much angst and hates everything.
Holly: "Ohhh! let's ruin some lives! I hate the cat who raised me and treated me well because she's not meh biological mother! Even if we couldn't take the truth back then and she was lying to protect us, I HATE HER! I hate my real mother even more!
*goes to gathering*
*ruins Crowfeather, Breezepelt, Leafpool, and her sibling's lives*
*Ruins Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw's lives*
*ruins her own life for good measure*
Lion: Wer must keep our powers secret, Dovepaw! Lie to your sister!
Dovepaw: Why?
Lion: I don't know, just DO IT!
Lion: Cats SO can move giant logs!
Breezepelt: I hate you, Jayfeather! I blame you for being born! You have it worse than me, but I will still try to kill you and your clanmates because you were born! BWAHAHA! I don't care that you're Thunderclan's only medicine cat and that we're in a Starclan place!
^my issue with cat warriors.
(September 21, 2010 - 5:08 pm)
GASP! I read in the leaves that Phoenixfire is the best--GASP! The leaves grew! It is an omen! GASP! I can see the color green! GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!PANT! The leaves says kmkv! GASP!
/Omen\/sign\
(September 21, 2010 - 5:08 pm)
Coyotegirl76: I like Pheonixfire the best. :)
Ummm...I really have nothing to contribute. However, let me think...
Imagine this-HP meets Warriors!
-Harry Potter -Firestar T-Tigerstar V-Voldemort S-Scourge -Vicky -JKR
V: What the...? How'd I end up here?
: AAAAAAAH! Huge Twoleg that has been crossed with a snake! HEEEEELP!
T: Haha! Cowardly kittypet! He runs from...from...from...hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
V: Um...don't know where that could be...
T: OH YEAH! You're that egotistical maniac from...what's it called...Parry Otter! Yeah, that's it.
V: Oh! And you're that egotistical maniac from...uh...Soldiers! Or something like that. WELL! There's only enough room for one egotistical maniac in this universe! Prepare to battle!
T: ...With what?
V: Oh yeah...you're just a cat. :S Hm. Well.
: OK, what's going on here?
: Search me. *pauses* Who the heck are you, anyway?
: Don't you know? I'm the Chosen One...
: No, that's me.
: No, me.
: No, me.
: Think you're a little confused...it's me.
: Nooooo, it's me.
S: DUDE! You guys are in parallel universes! Chill. There's a Chosen One and an egotistical maniac in every story. Two egotistical maniacs in my story, actually.
T: Scourge! What are you doing here?!
S: This is my forest!
T: No, it isn't!
S: You promised me that it would be!
T: That was just talk...
S: Why you double-crossing...! *pounces*
: Ah, ah, ah, guys! You can't kill each other.
T/S: *look at each other, then at Vicky* Why not?
: Plot holes.
T/S: Ooooohhh...
: Firestar, you may go now.
: OK. *walks away*
: *notices Harry and Voldemort* Who are you and what are you doing here?
V: I dunno...
: I was chasing him...
: Oh, there you are! I've been looking for you two everywhere! Come on, we're going home. (To Vicky) Sorry about that. They're kind of unruly. Especially this one. *points at Voldemort*
: S'okay. Hey, aren't you the author of my competition?
: Don't worry about it. HP is finished. And you-*points at Voldemort*-are supposed to be gone!
: Speaking of which-those two are supposed to be in the Dark Forest. Go on, get!
T/S: *grumble**leave*
There it is! I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did writing it!
Andy P. C. says ztyd.
~Wolfgirl67 signing off.
(September 21, 2010 - 7:43 pm)
GASP! I HAD A DREAM!
It went like this:
The Scourge Files
*is kittypet named Tiny, which suits him, or mabye Tinny would be better, because of his voice**hates owners, no wonder, twolegs are stupid**runs away and covers his collar with dog teeth, which looks stupid, along with his name, Scourge, I guess he thought Tinny-I mean Tiny-was just annoing.**finds a bunch of kittypets, who turn out to be agressive, which does'nt make much sense, seeing as they're kittypets**makes BloodClan, which is a pretty good name for a scary clan, and especially since his name was Tinny-I mean Tiny**finds out about Tigerstar, and thinks "There's not enough room in this forest for two egotistical maniac creep weirdos!"**kills Tigerstar once, twice, thrice, frice, erm, not frice, four times, five, six, seven, eight, nine, all in one blow**kills Firestar, yaaayyy!!!!**wait a minute, he's not DEAD?**dies**is in Dark Forest**eavesdrops on Tigerstar!**thinks, "why did'nt I have kittens-I mean kits?**Oh yeah, I'm an egotistical maniac creep weirdo, noone would mate with me, of couse I DID have to yell at everyone, "I'm an egotistical maniac creep weirdo!" so no-one would do that, while Tigerstar didn't, and had TWO mates!*
GASP!
GASP! The leaves say wigx.
/Omen\/sign\
(September 22, 2010 - 3:24 pm)
Hahahaha...
(September 24, 2010 - 12:24 pm)
"We are twin sisters who think this is all very amusing and funny!!! Lol!!!"
(We are both ginger flame colored she-cats, Dragonbird has green eyes, and Phoenixfire has golden eyes.)
(September 29, 2010 - 11:57 am)
Here is my friend, Dothefunkychickenlikeyou'veneverdonebeforebecausethefunkychickenissoawesomeiloveitsomuch!
*Dothefunkychickenlikeyou'veneverdonebeforebecausethefunkychickenissoawesomeiloveitsomuch dances*
Omensign: *coughs*
Dothefunkychickenlikeyou'veneverdonebeforebecausethefunkychickenissoawesomeiloveitsomuch: Oh. TAKE TWO!
*Dothefunkychickenlikeyou'veneverdonebeforebecausethefunkychickenissoawesomeiloveitsomuch dances the funky chicken*
LOLOLOLOL
GASP! THE LEAVES SAY dcxe
(September 29, 2010 - 9:07 pm)
Hahaha, very funny. Uhhh... The name does not show up completely.
(October 2, 2010 - 10:35 am)