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Remember Pirocks/Encaladu ...
Remember Pirocks/Encaladus' ChocklitClan thing? Where you go like
"I'll be Everyelementblendedtogether!"
"Erin Hunter: Hmm... *opens old word doc.* *copys* *pastes in new doc* now, just change a few names, and we'll be all set..."
"RustyFirepawheartstar!"
And such? Okay, watch this original thing (the others were other's)
Tigerstar: Hello Darkstripe.
Darkstripe: *slaps*
Tigerstar: WAAAHHH MOMMY HE THLAPD ME!!! *suck*
Tigermom: *slap*
Tigerstar: WAAHH MOMMY SHLAPD ME!!! *suck*
Tigermom: *slaps Darkstripe*
Darkstripe: WAAAHHH
Tigermom: *facepalm*
XD XD XD
Vick says yaxp. Yax Ip? Yaxley Imp? This is warriors, not HP....
~~NDT~~
submitted by NDT, age 9, NC
(September 13, 2010 - 3:49 pm)
(September 13, 2010 - 3:49 pm)
Yay! It's back! For those who look at some of the last posts on the first thread, my name is...
PLOTDEVICE! Rejoice!
(September 13, 2010 - 5:23 pm)
The Sol files! With rants!
*randomly appears* *randomly knows secrets to Starclan* *says that the sun vanishes* *sun vanishes* *Shadowclan takes this as a cue to stop beleiving in Starclan because of Sol, which doesn't make sense because Sol would have had to see Starclan to learn their secrets* *Shadowclan realizes what a phoney he is, so they kick him out.* *leaves*
(September 13, 2010 - 5:29 pm)
LOL Plotdevice!
The Tigerstar Files
*is kit**wanders away**fox sees him**ShadowClan patrol STUPIDLY saves him**is appy**is warrior**gets appy**hates appy**kills deputy**finds out that a KITTYPET IS ON HIS TERRITORY! Um, I mean Bluestar's territory!**kills deputy**stupid kittypet finds out his secret**stupid kittypet tells Bluestar**Bluestar does not believe**all right, that's the last straw**gets band of rouges**attacks with rouges**nearly kills Bluestar**Fireheart to the rescue**gets exiled**goes to ShadowClan**becomes leader**Scourge comes**dies**dies**dies**dies**dies**dies**dies**dies**dies for the last time**goes to Dark Forest**trains Brampleclaw and Hawkfrost**Hawkfrost dies**facepalm**Jaykit, Lionkit, and Hollykit are born**turn into appys**finds Jaypaw**Spottedleaf thwarts him**haunts Lionpaw*
Wow, it's a continuing story! ^o^
Vick says dytx.
~~NDT~~
(September 14, 2010 - 5:38 pm)
If you look really closley you can see funny stuff. *finds out that a KITTYPET IS ON HIS TERRITORY! Um, I mean Bluestar's territory!* *all right, that's the last straw* and *facepalm* are some. All, in my opinion...
I am Omensign, the medicine cat of JumptoconclusionsClan! GASP! I took a step! It is an omen! GASP! It must be that I have the power to walk! GASP! I can talk! GASP! It must mean I have the power to talk! GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!GASP!PANT!
XD XD XD
Vick says gzvn. Guzzlefin? If that a weird warrior name?
(September 15, 2010 - 12:49 pm)
GASP! You can gasp! XD
(September 15, 2010 - 6:53 pm)
I like Warriors, but, Plotdevice...you are too much. I want to join ChoklitClan! I will be...hm...
Theonlycatwithanysense!
OK...um...
Squirrelflight files:
*is born**is appy**annoys Brambleclaw**finds Brambleclaw's secret**follows Brambleclaw**annoys everyone**IS FEATURED IN A PROPHECY BECAUSE SHE'S SO SPECIAL, which makes no sense because she's annoying**Firestar turns into an idiot and forbids her to go near Brambleclaw**does anyway**gets yelled at**runs away with Brambleclaw**goes on big long adventure**starves and gets fat alternately**somehow manages to get buddy-buddy with all the other cats despite being annoying in the beginning**comes back from big long adventure to discover that she has to go on ANOTHER big long adventure**goes on another big long adventure**gets buddy-buddy with all the Clans**arrives**becomes warrior**Clans forget they were buddy-buddy**is sad**isn't sad, because somehow, despite hating her when she was an apprentice, somehow Brambleclaw has fallen in love with her now that she's a warrior**is sad, because Brambleclaw isn't in love with her anymore because he's being an idiot**isn't sad, because Brambleclaw loves her again**has kits**becomes reponsible**...I have to keep reading and find out!**
Was that ChoklitClanny enough? And did it make anybody laugh?
NDT's note: Now class, let's review the times of day. NOW READ WARRIORS: THE NEW PROPHECY! XD
Andy P. C. says ezhk.
~Wolfgirl67 signing off.
(September 15, 2010 - 1:43 pm)
=D Funny!
Whoo!
Sol: Hi, go fight some dogs! I'll do nothing and order you around!
Speckle: Okay <3 <3 <3
*later*
Speckle: Some cats were killed! ;_;
Sol: Whatever. Jet, get me a coke!
Speckle: Isn't he great? <3 <3 <3
(September 15, 2010 - 6:59 pm)
"Now, just who will he haunt next?"
(September 15, 2010 - 6:54 pm)
GASP! You're right!
================================================================
= TIGERSTAR:
= Who will he haunt next?
=====================================================================
Vick says frgc. GASP! It must be an omen! XD
~~NDT~~
(September 16, 2010 - 3:05 pm)
Let's spin the wheel of
Who will Tigerstar haunt next?
Rosepetal, Berrynose, Ashfoot, Nightcloud...
Congrats! Tigerstar will now haunt FURZEPAW! XD
(September 16, 2010 - 6:05 pm)
GASP! It must be an omen! I trust wheels-GASP! That must be an omen that I am stupid! Ony stupid people trust wheels! GASP! That must be an omen!
(Did you know that 'Furze' means 'Gorse'?)
Who will he haunt next?
V
Furzepaw
Nightcloud Rosepetal
Ashfoot Berrynose
Hollyleaf Firestar
Brambleclaw again
Vick says noth & gvrx & cfcg & rmop.
~~NDT~~
(September 17, 2010 - 8:55 pm)
OK, um, rant about Jaypaw:
What is his problem?! He's always so grouchy and bad-tempered and makes everyone miserable. He can't get along with anyone. He really isn't a fun character to read about, and plus, HE CARES ABOUT A STICK MORE THAN HIS CLAN. He needs to sort out his priorities. He always goes around with this attitude like he's so much better than everyone else, and he's constantly whining. I really couldn't feel too sorry for him when he had to pull ticks off the elders, because if he hadn't been such a little pest, he wouldn't have gotten stuck doing it in the first place.
Also, even when they were praising him, he still couldn't just say, "Hooray! I've been praised! I'm a hero!" He was just-and I quote:
"It didn't matter if all the Clan leaders called him a hero. He would never be a true warrior."
>:>(
Andy P. C. says vgvx.
~Wolfgirl67 signing off
(September 17, 2010 - 9:25 pm)
*go*
LOL LOL LOL
GASP! It must be an Omen! Wait what is an omen? Nothing? GASP!
Vick says kzpi&ceoe.
~~NDT~~
/.Omen.\/.sign.\
(September 19, 2010 - 12:44 pm)
"Wow ChoklitClan seems really fun!!!!!! Can i join??? I will be Idontmakeanysense! Ok umm im kinda new here so sorry if this isn't right.
Why i hate Tigerstar
*Stupid kittypet is in my territory!* I want to be leader im going to kill Bluestar!!!!! *No i get sent into exile and no one came along. Not even Darkstripe!* Hmm i think i'll join Shadowclan where i'll fit in with all the other ambitious mouse~brains! *Yay i am leader of a stupid clan! This is all i wanted!!!* Ahhhhh im being killed by scourge! * What the??? This isn't Starclan???* And stupid Firestar is leader!!!!!. *I'll get revenge on him by using Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost! *Then they will kill Firestar!!! *Nooooooooo Firestar didn't die!!!!! Brambleclaw how could you save him??* And kill Hawkfrost!!!!!! *I knew you were too good XDXDXDXDXDXDXD\
I hope this is Choklitclany enough! Im new at this so i hope this makes someone laugh and i also hope you like it at least!!!!
(September 19, 2010 - 1:41 am)
Ooh, this seems fun!! I want to join!! I will be... Growsupwaytoofastkit!!
*Firestar: Hey, I'm not really in this story anymore! It's just my kittens!! Oh, wait, did I say kittens? I forgot that we had to complicate it for the readers by making up new words for everything!
Kits: WAAAAA!!!! *drinks milk*
Erin Hunter #1: Dang it, we can't write a good story about baby cats! What will we do???
Erin Hunter #2: Well, why don't we make some new characters? That usually works!
Erin Hunter #3: No, no. We need to make them grow up!
*voooOOOP*
Kits: WAAA- Hey, it's time for us to be apprentices!*
(September 19, 2010 - 4:58 pm)