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*You hear lots of kits mewling. You see lots of dens and sevaral kits playing. You wonder were they all came from. How many kits can a she-cat have???, you wonder. Suddenly, a dark grey she-cat with peircing green eyes trots up to you. She speaks to you.*
Greetings. You may be wondering were all thse kits have come from. This is Kitclan. It is a kit stealing clan. *You gasp with horrer* Oh, no, no, no. We aren't as bad as you think. You may wonder why all these kits are playing so happily. The truth is, we steal kits for a very good reason. We steal them if we find them all by themselves, if their mothers are abusing them, if we want a certain kit and if they stranded close enough for us to get to them. Do not worry about them. We treat them very well here. We give them mossballs to play with, lots of prey to eat, honeycomb to lick and we need a kit medicine cat that does not mind all this and is very good with kits. We also need hunters (very good ones that get alot of prey for all the kits and are members), cats that will play with kits (Kit players), kit stealers and toy and sweet collecters for the kits. we also need five camp guards and a deputy for when I die. If you have come to steal a kit or want one back and you happend to pass the guards tell me how you did it with detail and which kit you got back. Limit yourself one kit. Here are all the kits we have so far: (with their genders)
Firekit, Tom
Lilackit, She-cat
Milkkit, She-cat
Tinykit, Tom
Riverkit, Tom
Leafkit, She-cat
Sweetkit, She-cat
Briarkit, She-cat
Tigerkit, Tom
Flamekit, Tom
Rainkit, Tom
Dovekit, She-cat
Ivykit, She-cat
Those are all the kits. If you will join do a description. Here is mine:
Name: Wolfstar
Gender: She-cat
Age: 25 moons
Pelt: Calico
Eyes: Green
Personality: Grouchy somtimes but LOVES kit more then anything. SOMTIMES friendly.
Ok, done with that. Starting soon, I will write a journal about one of the kits. That will be Sweetkit. Please do not steal her. Please join.
(December 1, 2009 - 9:54 pm)
I completely agree with your reasoning and what you are doing. However, don't you think that if a kit wants to go home to their Clan, they should be able to? As soon as you've told them why you've taken them, of course...
And you said you needed a hunter to hunt prey for the kits, but kits don't eat prey; they drink milk from their mothers. Wouldn't you need a post available for milk-giver or something? Any she-cat could do it if they ate borage. However, hunters would still be necessary for the adults, of course.
And I have a warning. There's a Clan called TigerClan that wants to rule the forest. It doesn't believe in StarClan (well, it's seen StarClan, but it doesn't believe what StarClan cats say, andhas no respect whatsoever for them), and it attacks cats who haven't done anyone any harm. It is completely evil. There is a thread for cats who are against TigerClan and don't want it to take over the Clans. The thread is called LionClan and temporarily joins every Clan that agrees to be joined together to fight TigerClan. You might consider joining.
I'm sorry for trespassing, since I'm not joining myself (I don't have enough time to join another Clan), but I just thought I should tell you these things. I hope it's okay...
(December 6, 2009 - 10:30 pm)
Larkchatter, you may join. You can be a kit rescuer. Unknown, I think there probably should be a milk-giver. I just never thoghut of that. Okay, starting now, all she cats are able to become a milk-giver!!! Thanks unknown, for warning us about Tigerclan. If I want a kit, its kind of hard for me to pass one up. I still will kit-steal. Not to often, though. I am sorry. Larkchatter, you can still only rescue them if you want. I still need kit-stealers, though. Okay, cats!!! Get ready for Tigerclan!! We are going over there!!!!
(December 7, 2009 - 3:43 pm)
*just as Wolfstar is running out of camp, Moonpetal jumps in front of him* *hisses* Wolfstar! We have about 5 adult cats here! Are you saying you want to BRING KITS INTO BATTLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
(December 7, 2009 - 7:50 pm)
Moonpetal, We will only go. Not the kits. Could you stay behind and watch the kits and guard the camp? We just need to help.
(December 8, 2009 - 5:13 pm)
*Calms down* I see, every cat makes a difference. OK. I'll stay here, as I have (or will have) kits of my own.
(December 8, 2009 - 7:46 pm)
Thanks, Moonpetal
(December 9, 2009 - 11:47 am)
Are you talking about Flamekit in BreezeClan that I adopted?
(December 10, 2009 - 10:21 pm)
And, wolfstar, I will be a Milk-giver. Leafstar, OF COURSE Wolfstar's not talking about your Flamekit! She made up all the kits that are here.
(December 11, 2009 - 12:22 am)
No, Leafstar. We are not talking about that one.
(December 11, 2009 - 10:09 am)
Thanks Moonpetal!! *Hands Moonpetal Borage.* (I think that makes milk come, dosent it?) Here, if you want to be a milk-giver, take this herb.
(December 12, 2009 - 10:31 am)
Please post!!!
(December 13, 2009 - 4:18 pm)
POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU WANT THE KITS TO DIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
THEN POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(December 16, 2009 - 8:01 pm)
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That says POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please!!! I beg of you!!! Post!!!!!
(December 17, 2009 - 10:57 am)
*Eats borage* I think that my kits should become apprentices asap.
(December 18, 2009 - 4:51 pm)
*Wails* Please post!
(December 18, 2009 - 4:41 pm)