Twilight parody thread,
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Round Robin Twilight Parody!
Twilight parody thread,...
Twilight parody thread, everyone! This time it's a round robin! :D ((I'm awful at starting RRRs. Could someone else? *bambieyes*
submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus
(May 15, 2009 - 5:51 am)
(May 15, 2009 - 5:51 am)
I think the thread on Inkwell, where we actually try and rewrite it, is better than making a parody of it. All us Antis know the problems with it, why continue to mock it?
(May 17, 2009 - 5:22 pm)
Wow. This makes me laugh. Go, TNö! Also, Reuben, can you try to summarize witout the graphic stuff? I'm curious, and want a laugh!
(May 17, 2009 - 6:50 pm)
Here we go.
Aw, I'm totally annoyed with moving! Ooh, a vampire. I love him!
I am dangerous. Stay away from me. Kiss kiss sparkle
Hey, I want to kill you cause I'm a vampire and real vampires kill people!
I will kill you off in 5 minutes!
Edward,you are so perfect! Bite me!
No!
End of Book 1
(May 18, 2009 - 7:01 am)
Ha ha! More, more! Summarize others!
(May 18, 2009 - 2:46 pm)
New Moon:
(Edward) Bye. *leaves*
(Bella)
(Jacob) Uh, Bella? Bella?
(Bella)
(Edward) *comes back*
(Bella) TURN ME INTO A VAMPIRE!!!!!11!!!!
No, seriously. That's all that happened.
(May 18, 2009 - 4:54 pm)
Ay yi yi. Is that really all of New Moon?
(May 19, 2009 - 11:31 am)
*checks downloaded PDF* yup. That's all.
(May 21, 2009 - 5:42 pm)
Ay yi yi. Is that really all of New Moon?
(May 19, 2009 - 11:31 am)
Um, Reuben, you forgot:
Idiot! Stupid, clumsy human! You are so... stupid!
I know, I know! But you're *perfect*!
(And dangerous)
Well, that doesn't stop you from being hot and awesome and perfect and SPARKLY!
(Er, sorry, does that offend anyone?)
(May 18, 2009 - 5:58 pm)
@MaryW: Why would that offend anyone?
@All:STOP THE SPARKLE! STOP THE SPARKLE!
(May 19, 2009 - 5:49 am)
LOL!!! That is so funny!
(May 19, 2009 - 11:30 am)
Look! Who am I?
Haha, I hope my copy and paste shows up.
(May 19, 2009 - 7:13 pm)
Hahaha! It did! That's classic!
(May 20, 2009 - 6:25 am)
Wow! First of all, how'd you get that on here? Second... who else but Edward?
(May 20, 2009 - 7:11 am)
Yes, of course, Edward. ;) Or, as Reuben puts it, Sparklepants.
Classic? Really? Thank you.
@ Lena: I pulled up my email and copied and pasted the "sparkle" emoticons onto the "submit comment" page. Bingo- instant Edward!
;)
(May 20, 2009 - 7:18 pm)