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Round Robin Twilight Parody!
Twilight parody thread,...

Twilight parody thread, everyone! This time it's a round robin! :D ((I'm awful at starting RRRs. Could someone else? *bambieyes*

submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus
(May 15, 2009 - 5:51 am)

I think the thread on Inkwell, where we actually try and rewrite it, is better than making a parody of it. All us Antis know the problems with it, why continue to mock it?

submitted by Lena G
(May 17, 2009 - 5:22 pm)

Wow. This makes me laugh. Go, TNö! Also, Reuben, can you try to summarize witout the graphic stuff? I'm curious, and want a laugh!

submitted by poetonearth13
(May 17, 2009 - 6:50 pm)

Here we go.

CryAw, I'm totally annoyed with moving! Ooh, a vampire. I love him! 

KissI am dangerous. Stay away from me. Kiss kiss sparkle

CoolHey, I want to kill you cause I'm a vampire and real vampires kill people!

UndecidedI will kill you off in 5 minutes!

Cry Edward,you are so perfect! Bite me!

Kiss No!

End of Book 1

 

 

submitted by Reuben K
(May 18, 2009 - 7:01 am)

Ha ha! More, more! Summarize others!

submitted by poetonearth13
(May 18, 2009 - 2:46 pm)

New Moon: 

Kiss(Edward) Bye. *leaves*

Cry (Bella) 

Smile (Jacob) Uh, Bella? Bella?

Cry (Bella) 

Kiss(Edward) *comes back*

Cry (Bella) TURN ME INTO A VAMPIRE!!!!!11!!!!

 

No, seriously. That's all that happened. 

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(May 18, 2009 - 4:54 pm)

Ay yi yi. Is that really all of New Moon?

submitted by Lena
(May 19, 2009 - 11:31 am)

*checks downloaded PDF* yup. That's all.

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(May 21, 2009 - 5:42 pm)

Ay yi yi. Is that really all of New Moon?

submitted by Lena
(May 19, 2009 - 11:31 am)

Um, Reuben, you forgot:

Cool

Idiot! Stupid, clumsy human! You are so... stupid!

Kiss

I know, I know! But you're *perfect*!

Cool

(And dangerous)

Kiss

Well, that doesn't stop you from being hot and awesome and perfect and SPARKLY!

 

(Er, sorry, does that offend anyone?)

submitted by Mary W., age 11.35, NJ
(May 18, 2009 - 5:58 pm)

@MaryW: Why would that offend anyone?

@All:STOP THE SPARKLE! STOP THE SPARKLE!

submitted by Reuben K
(May 19, 2009 - 5:49 am)

LOL!!! That is so funny!

submitted by Lena
(May 19, 2009 - 11:30 am)

Look! Who am I?

Haha, I hope my copy and paste shows up.

submitted by Mary W., age 11.35, NJ
(May 19, 2009 - 7:13 pm)

Hahaha!  It did! That's classic!

submitted by Reuben K
(May 20, 2009 - 6:25 am)

Wow! First of all, how'd you get that on here? Second... who else but Edward?

submitted by Lena
(May 20, 2009 - 7:11 am)

Yes, of course, Edward. ;) Or, as Reuben puts it, Sparklepants. 

Classic? Really? Thank you.

@ Lena: I pulled up my email and copied and pasted the "sparkle" emoticons onto the "submit comment" page. Bingo- instant Edward!

;)

 

submitted by Mary W., age 11.35, NJ
(May 20, 2009 - 7:18 pm)