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Round Robin Twilight Parody!
Twilight parody thread,...
Twilight parody thread, everyone! This time it's a round robin! :D ((I'm awful at starting RRRs. Could someone else? *bambieyes*
submitted by Pirocks/Enceladus
(May 15, 2009 - 5:51 am)
(May 15, 2009 - 5:51 am)
Well, how hard can it be? I mean:
*sidles into high school hallway*
*is immediately worshiped by everyone*
*goes into "has been belonged to" bedroom*
*falls asleep*
*is stalked*
And that should be intriguing enough to start an epic series... right? ;)
The mock threads are a good idea on Pirock's part. (Even if we are being a bit immature. And discourteous. ;) )
(May 15, 2009 - 3:39 pm)
front!
(May 15, 2009 - 3:39 pm)
((The meadow scene is mine. I CLAIM IT. 'kay?))
CHAPTER ONE.
My mom drove me to the airport with the windows rolled down. I enjoyed the sunlight on my bare arms, certain that it would be the last sunlight I felt for many months. I mentally said goodbye to the bright, blue Phoenix sky and tried not to think about the dull-coloured rain jacket in my carry-on bag.
Oh, wait. That's wrong. It's not passive enough for my spineless character - I mean, it's better written than the original! This can't do, after all, my author is the most amazing author in the world! Surely her humble creation cannot hope to surpass her...? We'll try again.
I wz totally drivn by my spacecase mother 2 the airport with the windows were rolled down...
How the heck did she write like this? Okay, we'll just ignore my conscious and continue telling my story properly. Meta-Bella to the rescue!
While I harbored little excitement at the prospect of near-constant rain, I couldn't resist a smile at the thought of my father's excitement when I told him I'd be moving up to Forks. He also said he'd have a "surprise" waiting for me, and I was excited about that, too.
Oh, wait. We need more angst, remember?
((Playing with Meta-Bella is fun!))
(May 15, 2009 - 6:11 pm)
((Aah! Admin are deleting EVERYTHING I SAY!!!))
No.
(May 16, 2009 - 6:45 am)
That was funny, TNÖ!
(May 16, 2009 - 7:04 am)
Yeah, it was! Even though I still like (not love) Twilight. :)
(May 16, 2009 - 12:29 pm)
Yay! You're a sane fan! *hugs, gives cookies*
(May 16, 2009 - 3:03 pm)
*eats cookies* *is happy that she's not qualified as a Twihard*
I can't wait to see the rewritten meadow scene, TNO. :)
(May 18, 2009 - 10:52 pm)
((Ha! Too funny!
Okay, I'll think about this awhile...))
(May 16, 2009 - 9:59 am)
((Love it!))
(May 16, 2009 - 12:19 pm)
hehe!
(May 16, 2009 - 12:55 pm)
What does Reuben mean by, "The Administrators are deleting everything I say"?
(May 16, 2009 - 1:46 pm)
OK, Admin, that was funny...
(May 16, 2009 - 3:14 pm)
@ Mary W.: I posted a sarcastic summary of Twilight, and the Admin deleted it. It did have some slightly violent/graphicly annoying stuff, but I was said nothing they didn't let TNÖ say! double standard, mumble.
(May 17, 2009 - 8:00 am)
How about we all write with lotsa mispellings!
Please, NO, Pirocks. We're a literary Web site. Correct spelling is good!
Admin and Old Cricket
(May 17, 2009 - 12:29 pm)