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NEW REBELLION!
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This is a continuation of the origanal Rebellion! thread. It got too long for my computer to load :,(

submitted by Pirocks
(March 28, 2009 - 10:11 am)

Drusilla OWNS the psychic vampire category. Alice is nothing, NOTHING compared to Dru.

Heck, all the Buffy Vampires could take on the Meyerpires in a heartbeat. Especially Spike! Squee Spike! *is a Spike!fangirl* 

And yeah, there's a Team Tyler's Van. It's very popular on the TS boards. :) Tyler's Van x Bella Swan. There's a certain... poetry... don't you think? XD If only Eddie hadn't got in the way. 

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(April 6, 2009 - 6:45 pm)

How can these "Cullens" not get in trouble for skipping school whenever it's sunny??? If that's the only way they can't get caught sparkling, then why not be homeschooled???

Vampires vs. Werewolves:::

Nothing in Twilight is real, yet everyone is so competitive over made up characters!!! How dare Hot Topic allow shirts like that in their stores! (If I had to choose I'd pick Team Jacob because he's Edward's enemy, but that's not relevant.)

Each page I read I was waiting for Jacob to put an end to the Cullens, but he didn't.

submitted by Dana
(April 4, 2009 - 10:24 am)

Plot Hole #1835124

I guess they just *dazzle* the administrators? 

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(April 6, 2009 - 7:11 pm)

These "Twilighters" are very hypocritical, I can't believe it!

Ok, so I like Angel, a show about vampires, demons, etc... It's an old show, but it's still really good. I show it to these fans and they act like it has nothing to do with vampires because there is no Edward Cullen.

The power behind Twilight is not the story, Bella, werewolves, or vampires in general, it's Edward Cullen!!!

submitted by Dana, age 13
(April 4, 2009 - 10:27 am)

@ TNO (umlaut!!): That sentence you deemed "awkward"- uh, YES! Never mind understanding it, which took me about four tries, it's completely... braggy. I mean, seriously, who actually says something like that?!

And Smeyer called a VAN "claustrophobic"??!! You're kidding. I refuse to believe that- what kind of a genius does that???!!!! That's just sad... and she's an adult... *shakes head mournfully*

Bella's bedroom been belonged to her? *sniggers snidely* Genius, absolute genius, and kudos to Smeyer's fantastic editors! ;)

Um, Smeyer's vampires skip school whenever it's sunny? Yeeeeah... that'll work... I wish I could get away with that. :)

submitted by Mary W., age 11 and one, NJ
(April 6, 2009 - 4:30 pm)

Edward says stuff like that, I guess. Heck, even Louis (Interview with a Vampire) never talked like that, and his narration was purple-prosey. His verbal narration. *shakes head* Although, of course, Louis is infinitely preferable to Edward Sparklepants.

"had been belonged" to her, in fact. I /died/ when I read that. Her editor must have been pretty out of it. 

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(April 6, 2009 - 6:48 pm)

I'd like to see them calling the school: 'Um...sorry...it's a beautiful day, we really can't come in.' :D

submitted by Lena G, age 11
(April 7, 2009 - 11:01 am)

This wouldn't be the Buffyverse show, Angel, would it? I luffs the Buffyverse vampires. They're awesome. And even vamped Spike was good looking. *drools*

Haha, yes, /fangirly ness. 

submitted by TNÖ, age 15, Deep Space
(April 6, 2009 - 7:11 pm)

Well, this is off-topic... Our Literature teacher might make us watch Twilight at the end of the school year. *Plunges knife in heart* *misses* *slices bagel instead* *bagel dies and is toasted*. After that irrelavent little aside, we need to keep fighting. Tootsie rolls on skewers, people. Don't forget that.

submitted by Reuben K
(April 7, 2009 - 5:50 am)

Yes, but I have a somewhat hard time understanding how a Tootsie roll on a skewer is going to bring down the Twilight books.

submitted by Lena G, age 11
(April 7, 2009 - 5:14 pm)

Oh, don't worry, Reuben... I won't. :)

submitted by Mary W., age 11 and one, NJ
(April 7, 2009 - 6:24 pm)

Tootsie roll on skewer just might overthrow Twilight! I keep one in my backpack full time.... Feel free to call me weird names right now. I've probably earned them. Overthrowing Twilight itself may be less tough than overthrowing its fan base. TROS, people! Keep fighting.

submitted by Reuben K
(April 8, 2009 - 6:34 am)

Yes, Reuben... uh-huh... where is the logic there again? :D

P.S. What is "tros"?

submitted by Mary W., age 1 and one , NJ
(April 9, 2009 - 1:01 pm)

TROS=TootsieRollsOnSkewers.

submitted by Reuben K
(April 9, 2009 - 3:53 pm)

Oh my gosh, Reuben... *rolls eyes* *grins* :D

submitted by Mary W., age 11 and one, NJ
(April 10, 2009 - 1:36 pm)