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FUNNY BOOK QUOTES!
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Hai! I see, you have stopped by my little post in the middle of cyberspace. Good. I have a fun thing for you, my fellow Book Blabber. I want to see your hilarious book quote. yes, your favorite laugh-out-loud quote. Tell your friends about this page. Tell someone who is feeling down about this page and cheer them up. I know, my buddy Book Blabber, that we will make people happy with funny quotes.

 

Thanks. Anneliese H.

P.S: THEY DO NOT HAVE TO JUST BE BOOK QUOTES!!! ANY FUNNY QUOTE WILL DO!!!! IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY, POST IT!

submitted by Anneliese H, age 11, Wauwatosa, WI
(July 10, 2015 - 5:08 pm)

back to the Blab about Books

I love that quote!!!!

submitted by balletandbow, age 12, Moon
(September 10, 2015 - 2:51 pm)
From Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
(the Marauder's map's response to Snape trying to discover its secrets) 
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." 
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."
 
This made me laugh out loud! 
submitted by Owlgirl AKA Elena O., age 11, Texas
(July 26, 2015 - 1:50 pm)

@Dragonrider, was that tech quote by someone you know or from a book?  I know an Alex, which is the reason I'm asking. Thanks!

submitted by Will T>
(July 28, 2015 - 9:21 pm)

Alex is a character from a great book, The Land Of Stories. 

submitted by Young Writer
(July 29, 2015 - 6:21 am)

Poo.

submitted by Will T
(July 29, 2015 - 3:14 pm)

I was at a friend's pool last summer, swimming. I had been swimming hard for a few minutes, and was tired, so I grabbed at the nearest floats. (that happened to be pink) Before I could have two minutes of peace, one of my friends swam around me and said, "Will'd the Princess Pony!" I have no idea where she thought of that. Before I knew it, every kid that was at that pool party was LITERALLY BOWING before me sayng, "ALL HAIL THE PRINCESS PONY!" It. Was. Aweful. I knew them all, but still, having a group of kids acting like they're worshipping me all simultaneously singing Alll hail the princess pony, is NOT FUN.

 

submitted by Will T.
(August 2, 2015 - 9:55 pm)

Hi Anneliese,

This isn't a quote but I just wanted to tell you something coincedental.

First of all, we live in the same state! (: I thought that was pretty cool. I know where Wauwatosa is -- kinda close to Milwaukee, right? I livec in Sun Prairie, which is close to the Madison area.

The coincedental thing is that I have a friend named Analiese (spelled differently, but pretty close). Her last name starts with an H as well, and she's from Wisconsin! I thought that was cool.

Ciao!

-Madeline 

submitted by Madeline T., age 14, Sun Prairie, WI
(August 7, 2015 - 8:56 am)
This is a great idea for a post, Anneliese!!!
From Holes, by Louis Sachar:
"Camp Greenlake was going to become a girl scout camp."
It's not funny if you haven't read the book but there's this ongoing joke within it where the overseer keeps yelling at the boys at Camp Greenlake to "Work harder! This ain't a girl-scout camp!!" It just makes me smile whenever I read it. 
submitted by Abigail S., age 11, Nose in a Book
(September 2, 2015 - 4:32 pm)

@Will T. My quote is from a book.

submitted by Dragonrider
(September 6, 2015 - 8:25 pm)

"Frank woke up as a python. Which was odd because he was pretty sre he'd gone to sleep as a bulldog. However it did explain his dream about slowly swallowing a cow." I just realized there is a secret meaning to this. Frank doesn't like Hera/Juno.

P.S. this is from one of the Heros of Olympus books, can't remember which 

submitted by Books
(June 11, 2016 - 5:33 pm)
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