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FUNNY BOOK QUOTES!
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Hai! I see, you have stopped by my little post in the middle of cyberspace. Good. I have a fun thing for you, my fellow Book Blabber. I want to see your hilarious book quote. yes, your favorite laugh-out-loud quote. Tell your friends about this page. Tell someone who is feeling down about this page and cheer them up. I know, my buddy Book Blabber, that we will make people happy with funny quotes.

 

Thanks. Anneliese H.

P.S: THEY DO NOT HAVE TO JUST BE BOOK QUOTES!!! ANY FUNNY QUOTE WILL DO!!!! IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY, POST IT!

submitted by Anneliese H, age 11, Wauwatosa, WI
(July 10, 2015 - 5:08 pm)

back to the Blab about Books

"Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley jumper, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue jumpers, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.' 

"Harry's is better than ours, though," said Fred, holding up Harry's jumper. "She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family." 

"Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?" George demanded. "Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm." 

"I hate maroon," Ron moaned half-heartedly as he pulled it over his head. 

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

submitted by Abigail A., age 14, VT
(July 11, 2015 - 7:00 am)

Luna, we can't post copies of pages from copyrighted books.

Admin

submitted by Luna, age 11, Everywhere
(July 16, 2015 - 4:22 pm)

OOPS! ok, sorry.

 

submitted by Luna, age 11, Everywhere
(July 16, 2015 - 5:13 pm)

"Saying a black hole is 'not bright' is like saying your peanut butter sandwich is a not-fast airplane."

It's not a book quote, it's from a Vsauce video. (I'm a nerd.) It makes me crack up every time :P

 

I remember reading a really funny one a few days ago, but I can't remember what it is. I'll post again later ...

submitted by hotairballoon
(July 16, 2015 - 7:02 pm)

"An ant is not a bug."

"Yes it is!"

"No it's not."

"What is it then?"

"An insect."

"Same thing!"

"Hmph." 

- Betty Hicks, Out of Order

 

On a completely unrelated note,

"You can teach a clam to read, but that won't get it into college." 

submitted by hotairballoon
(July 17, 2015 - 7:28 am)

Okay, okay, here's one from Harry Potter: 

" Why are you worried about You know who? You should be worried about u no poo! The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!"

submitted by Starseeker, Pyrrhia
(August 12, 2015 - 6:18 pm)
"Can you believe that? Like a tree could give her a new dress. Please. A complete stranger with a wand is much more believable."
Conner Bailey, The Land of Stories series, book two
"Well, unless you have the goal of becoming a professional snowman, is it safe to presume you're open to suggestions?"
Mrs. Peters, The Land of Stories series, book two
"We already got...five." *Holds up four fingers* "And we want to keep it an even number."
Disney's Hercules. It's not as funny if you haven't seen the movie, but I always laugh because there are so many reasons that that quote is wrong.
"Maybe taking the lollipop messed up the natural order of the universe."
11 Birthdays by Wendy Mass 
submitted by Sydney C., age 12
(July 16, 2015 - 8:22 pm)

All right then, this was said by my brother.

"Turtles are fast."

(Okay, so he meant underwater, but still that condradics everything humankind says about turtles.)

And then, this was a joke that I found HILARIOUS-

MOM: Do the dishes.

ME: *places sock on counter*

MOM: What is this? Why is this here? *hands me the sock*

ME: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!

MOM: Wait, what?
ME: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF

ME: *runs to room*

submitted by St.Owl, age Recarnated, Everywhere
(July 18, 2015 - 9:12 pm)

The second one is really funny. Did you actually do that? I'm gonna do it on my mum. Hehehe.

submitted by Hermione Granger, age 11, Hogwarts
(July 19, 2015 - 8:15 am)

That HP joke is hilarious.

submitted by Ellie, age 12, Place of HP
(July 19, 2015 - 6:44 pm)

"My most educated analysis, with all means of science and technology in mind, is that it's magic."

-Alex Bailey, The Land of Stories #1

I LOVE this quote!!!! 

submitted by Dragonrider
(July 22, 2015 - 4:41 pm)

I AM SO TRYING THAT!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

submitted by Abigail S., age 11, Nose in a Book
(September 2, 2015 - 4:20 pm)

"Cut out the poetry, Watson." -Sherlock Holmes. 

submitted by Shadow Dragon
(July 25, 2015 - 5:36 pm)
Okay, FWI: the characters are at the Hoover Dam, and Zoe is like, hundreds of years old but eternally young, and she is not very familiar with modern speech
From Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Titan' s Curse 
“Let us find the . . . snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."
Grover cracked a smile. "The . . . snack bar?"
Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"
"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some . . . french fries."
Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the . . . restroom."
...
I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."
"I want to use the . . . water fountain," Grover said.
"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a . . . t-shirt.” 
submitted by Random person
(July 26, 2015 - 1:46 pm)

Oh, I know that quote. I think it's good you dotted it out, Admin, even though they weren't actually saying a bad word.

submitted by Owlgirl AKA Elena O., age 11, Texas
(July 27, 2015 - 8:28 am)
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