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Has anybody read something by Daniel Pinkwater? He is the wackiest author ever. Some of his books include "Borgel", "Yobgorgle: Mystery Monster of Lake Ontario", "The Worms of Kukumlima", "The Snarkout Boys and the Baconburg Horror", "The Neddiad" and I think there is another one that has something to do with the Hotel Larry. It has to do with a muffin eating polar bear. If you read old newspapers, see if you can find the story about the fairy tale they messed up to put on State Tests. None of the kids understood it, so they aren't counting those questions! Your mission (Should you choose to accept it) is to read something by Daniel Pinkwater.
submitted by Holmes S., age 11, The Universe
(May 14, 2012 - 3:26 pm)
(May 14, 2012 - 3:26 pm)
He sounds like me in one of my random moments.
(May 15, 2012 - 8:59 pm)
Doesn't everybody have random moments? I have random moments all the time. Although, he is more wacky than random. TOP!
(May 16, 2012 - 7:06 pm)
Daniel Pinkwater is awesome. It's probably his randomness that makes him awesome. Oh, and I can be very random. (You have no idea)
(June 7, 2012 - 5:23 pm)
Daniel Pinkwater is definetly awesome. I like how he takes this very odd thing (but not necessarily funny) thing and makes it do something perfectly normal, but it is sooo funny. Example: the blob in Time Space and the Other that sells rootbeer. I would either be ecstatic or offended if I lived in New Jersey and read Borgel. Readers of Borgel will know what I mean. I will not tell you why, so I will gradually force you to read his work and grovel at Daniel Pinkwater's feet and eat eggplant and throw up the eggplant on pineapple. Sorry, I get carried away at times. Does anybody have suspicions of what the Old Country is? I think it is Russia, but it could also be Siberia.
(June 9, 2012 - 7:43 am)
Siberia'snot a country it's more of a... region.
(June 13, 2012 - 11:03 pm)
You sound like Daniel Pinkwater! Who ever heard of Siberia Snot? Anyway, imagine if Siberia was a country.
(June 14, 2012 - 7:46 am)
Confused... What's Siberia Snot?
(June 14, 2012 - 1:17 pm)
Holmes will un-confusle the Tiffany W. You made a typo, instead of saying "Siberia's not" You wrote "Siberia'snot". Holmes was in a random mood, so it decided to confusle you.
(June 14, 2012 - 3:10 pm)
You mean counfuse?
(June 14, 2012 - 5:24 pm)
When Holmes says confusle, it means confuse. Are you writing a book with royalty in it? Is one of the characters Count Fuse*?
Spamster in his spamster cage says zyax. Zebra yaks?
*See typo in confuse.
(June 15, 2012 - 6:13 am)
Idea-ness? This might turn out to be totally irrational and impossible, but Daniel Pinkwate RP? If you do not like this idea (which would force you to read Daniel Pinkwater) you can throw spoiled bottles of Chef Chow's Hot and Spicy Oil at me. The above is a Daniel Pinkwater influenced statement.
(June 14, 2012 - 7:36 pm)
Another book to add to the Daniel Pinkwater list:
The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death
(July 3, 2012 - 8:06 am)
that is a great book.
(August 2, 2012 - 4:25 am)
Definetly. Yay! Another Conan-Doyle desciple!
Scrt Idnte says pbff. Pseudonymous Bosch is not a fat face!!!!! Go to your spamster cage!
(August 2, 2012 - 5:15 pm)
Five books by Daniel Pinkwater I just finished reading:
Alan Mendelsohn the Boy from Mars
The Slaves of Spiegel
The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death
The Last Guru
Young Adult Novel
Scrt Idnte says bagt. Yummy, Bagels...
(July 17, 2012 - 7:10 pm)