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Actual November MCU
Before I introduce myself, a moment of silence for the founder of these MCU's, Ella Starburst. *dips head regally before letting in the hounds that are my Co-hosts*
Hey hey folks! And welcome to the amazing digital cir- Oh, one moment. Fillis! *Fillis hands me actual script* aHEM, WELCOME TO THE NOVEMBER MCU! I'm your host, ZOBA TEA! Or zoba, for short, along with our co-stars Fillis and //Eck!// And! A special introductory to my GOOD friends, ~Auxier~, and --Sir Guvnah Lawrence!--
Sup, glad to be here!
//Yeah, first time for everything I suppose.//
Good to have yah, ladies! Now where are those little headphone napkins?
~Here. It took me SEVEN HOURS to drag Guvnah over here- Wait did you just call us napki-~
--AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Napkins. That's a good one Zoba. Almost like your monotone chalkboard joke!--
~... You guys are insane.~
Naturally! OH! LOOK AT THE TIME! *stares at bare wrist* I HAVE TO START!
Now, let's start with the daily holidays! I actually have a few for each and e'ry day! ENJOY! (special thanks to Piano Man and my Mom) *poofs into peanut butter*
1. Extra mile day and national cinnamon day. As my good friend once said, a spoonful of cinnamon helps you walk, talk, and sneeze. ~Don't actually eat cinnamon alone, ok?~ //Party pooper.//
2. World cookie monster day, look for circles day, tongue twister day. Ah, yes. Cookie monster, I believe he was my favorite character, next to Elmo and Zoe (duh).
3. Daylight savings time ends, zero tasking day, sandwich day. *Kicks feet up* AH! The joy of relaxation. Doin' nothin'.
4. Use you common sense day, candy day. Well... probably not using your common sense when eating candy. Maybe this should be Oxymoron day.
5. Election day (USA), donut day. Why are Donut Holes called "Donut Holes"? It's like digging a hole, and calling the dirt that's been dug up the HOLE! Wow... def have brain damage from that mind boggler.
6. Nachos day. Um, *hands them to Guvnah* No nachos for me please.
7. Chocolate with almonds day. WHOO! The BEST M'n M's are being acknowledged!!!
8. Cappuccino day, Cook something day. I prefer tea *nearly chokes on my raspberry blend*
9. World freedom day. ~Ah yes. The day we celebrate our community and differences. The day our opinions and thoughts are recognized and appreciated. The day our similarities boast our friendship. The day-~ --What about AI?-- ~Wut.~ --AI? Artificial Intelligence. Also known as me? I don't have opinions. I'm not physically able to process- blah, blah, blah blah, blah, blah.-- ~Uh... sounds like a you problem, Guvnah...~
10. Vanilla cupcake day. Have you ever smelled vanilla extract and was fooled by the sweet scent and instead was met with bitterness?
11. Veterans day (USA), origami day. Does folding laundry count? No? ok...
12. When pigs fly day, pizza day. Pigs, AND pizza!? YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
13. World kindness day. Ok, but with all the seriousness I can muster, try. Try to be the person, friend even, that you would want to have. Your small acts may only seem like a small stone, but when you throw it in a lake, what happens? It's never seen again? What! No! It creates a large ripple. Your kindness matters.
14. Pickle day. Aw... my guy friend wore a pickle costume at a Halloween party.
15. Clean out your refrigerator day. Oh come on! Those eggs are only 2 months old! It's fine! Speaking of eggs, in the rhyme "Humpty Dumpty", he was never specified as an egg.
16. Button day. Coraline vibes anyone?
17. Take a hike day, homemade bread day. *eats homemade sourdough bread my mom made*
18. Princess day, mickey mouse's birthday. Can everyone say happy birthday real quick? It's my older sister's sweet 16 today and I want her to feel special today. (Not like she isn't special, she's a great sibling!)
19. play monopoly day. HAHAHAHAAH! TO JAIL WITH YOU! //NAAAAUUUUURRRR!//
20. Absurdity day, call your grandparents day. Ah yes, absurdity day. This should be a national holiday! Yah! It's my birthday!
21. World hello day, world television day. Hello, bonjour, hola, konnichwah, *sticks tongue out cuz apparently it means hello in some country...*
22. Go for a ride day. Go on, stick your head out that window! Feel the wind in your hair! Make your hand fly through the wind!
23. Fibonacci day, eat a cranberry day. I've actually never had a cranberry, TIME TO CHANGE THAT!
24. Celebrate your unique talent day, national sardines day. I can balance/walk on a one inch wide fence! What can you do?
25. Hat day, national parfait day. Best parfait recipe! Vanilla Yogurt, frozen strawberries/blue berries, Cheerios, now ENJOY!
26. Cake day. The Great British Baking Show, anyone?
27. Bavarian cream pie day, pins 'n needles day. ~Ugh, I hate that feeling~ //Me too, Auxier. Me too.//
28. Thanksgiving, red planet day, French toast day. OMGOODNESS! French toast becuz A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving!
29. Square dancing day, black Friday (USA). IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR COTTONN EYE JOE, I'D BEEN MARRIED LONG TIME AGO! WHERE DID YA COME FROM, WHERE DID YA GO? WHERE DID YA COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE!
30. Personal space day, stay home and play day. No hugs without permission pls, lol.
Monthly playlist now! (Thanks pangolin) I'd like to add one or two if that's oki.
--Slow Dance by Clairo
--the author by Luz
--November by Gabrielle Aplin
--another seventeen by florence road
--Cinnamon by Lor
--her by JVKE
--Shut Eye by Stealing Sheep
*Bobs head violently to all of these* Oh, *cLEARS tHROAT*, Book time, we'll start with Book of da Month and then quotes! NOOOOOO! MORE SONGS! Sorry Fillis, there'll be more next month.
Book of the Month: (Thank you so much Cloud Bunny!)
Wildwood, by Colin Meloy
In Oregon, there is a particular forest called the Impassable Wilderness, so called as everyone who goes in there never come back, or if they do, they come back never the same again.
12-year-old Prue's baby brother gets stolen by a murderer of crows, and the crows head into the Impassable Wilderness. Distressed, Prue pretends to use her brothers baby blankets to make it look like Mac is all wrapped up as she peddles home, running into her classmate Curtis. The next morning, Prue heads out to find her brother, bringing Curtis with her. Together, they discover a whole civilization in the Wilderness. They uncover breathtaking secrets, and set out on an adventure of a lifetime...
*APPLAUDS LOUDLY AS GUVNAH TILTS HIS HEAD (he has no concept of books)* Next trip to the library will be great! *jumps out of treehouse and Sonic's to the Library*
Book Quotes! Because they're awesome! (Presented to you by Moon Wolf, thanks!)
"My body is made of stardust and lace and dreams and constellations. My bones are fragile. But I am not." - Hummingbird by Natalie Lloyd
“If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.” - Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan. YEAH! RICK RIORDAN, AMIRITE?
“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.” - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone by J. K. Rowling. I want to read this so badlyyyyyy!
“So many things are possible just as long as you don’t know they’re impossible.” - The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster. Great book! Strange, but that's what makes it good.
“It’s like reality TV, but I’m the one being voted off.” - The Selection by Kiera Cass
"You can't choose your family, but you can choose your friends." - Warriors, The New Prophecy: Sunset by Erin Hunter. JHDASSKFGEEWFGDH!!! YAS! YAS! YAS!
Great! Great! AMAZING! Right Eck? //Yah!// THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!
AND NOW! CB QUOTES BROUGHT TO BY HAWKSTAR! *CLAPS WILDLY AND MELTS*
I tried to teach Muffin to stand up on his back legs but only succeeded in teaching him to climb up people's legs and bite their hands - Darkvine
I am being a pizza delivery dude. My brother's being pizza and my sister's being Hermione so Hermione make the pizza appear from behind pizza delivery dude. We make everything way too complicated 'round here. -Piano Man
Guys, there are 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (a sextillion) other planets that are earth-like. You can not tell me that aliens don't exist!! -WildWolf
I'm researching the most popular Halloween candies for a school assignment, so now I desperately want candy, but I can't have any more sugary things because I ate more chocolate than usual today (which is not very much, but still) :/
Also it seems that most candy brand websites look the same. -Lyric
Me, to A: I found some - [C interrupts] I found some - [trips over a grocery bag] I found some - [M comes along] Oh, never mind -Amethyst
Unfortunately, nobody decided what the inspirational quotes, advice column, suggestions for LMWAY, and threads to check. So I'll have to improvise! Each of the Co-Stars will be hosting one.
Wait. This isn't what I signed up for!?
//HECK YEAH! I call advice!//
~I'll do threads to check.~
--AND I'LL DO INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES! I HAVE GREAT QUOTES. THE GREATEST QUOTES EVER TO QUOTE!--
Alright! This is great everyone, *curtains open, Guvnah appears with LARGE glasses and paper*
--aHAMHEMAMMAMAHEM! I'd first like to promote my product, Windox. Useful for spelunking, everyday water consumption, stuffing pillows, and--
GUVNAH!!!!
--OH! Right, INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES!--
-If you hear strange noises in the middle of the night, make even stranger noises to assert dominance.
-You know all those things you want to do? Go do them.
-Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ~In OTHER words, don't make stupid decisions.~
-Don't wait for someone to open the door for you, open it yourself
-If you drink nothing but seawater, your body is now international waters and can't be charged with a crime. Sure you'll die of dehydration, but you'll die FREE!
-Educate yourself, READ, READ, READ!
-A dad will always want to throw a baseball with you when you need it, why? Who needs an explanation.
Wow, Guvnah. Those were... interesting. How did you know so many? --I'm AI, zoba. I have access to every internet browser in the world.-- Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay. *locks him in Turkey* In the great words of Doctor O, WHAT'S NEXT!? Ah, yes. I remember. FILLIS! LMWAY! NOW!
O-Ok... Um, so! There were no suggestions for the LMWAY, unless there were many procrastinators *stares at audience* So I'm going to ask a question here and you guy's can answer in the comments. A little bit of interactivness, amirite? Anyway, the question is.....
What is your favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving?
Was that good enough?
Yes! It was GREAT, Fillis! I'm SO proud of you!! *the 80 feral OC's in my basement start to break down the door* GAH! Uh, ECK! TAKE OVER!!!
//YEAHHHH! I'M IN CHARGE NOW! ADVICE, COMING RIGHT UP!//
-If anyone forces you to go one mile, go two. - Jesus Christ. //Some great quotes from that man, great ones!//
-A reader lives a thousand lives before he (or her) dies, the man (or woman) who never reads lives only once. - George R. R. Martin.
-You can close your eyes to the things you don't want to see, but you can't close your heart to the thing you don't want to feel. - Johnny Depp
-TO THE LIBRARY!!! - Sokka from 'Avatar: The Last Airbender"
*sobs becuz Eck has a ways of combining words into a November 3rd* BRAVO! BRAVISSIMO!!! *stomps on the barricade over the basement* That last one was just *rewatches whole series*. Ah, the joys in life. And speaking of Auxier, time for threads to check!
~First of all, I was never mentioned. SECOND OF ALL! Here we go.~
https://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/586503 ~Enjoy and share recipes at Annabelle Z's Recipe Thread! Hopefully there's a bagel recipe for Guvnah...~
https://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/chirpatcricket/node/585873 ~Rant, laugh, and converse about where you live and what you like about it. It kinda feels illegal suggesting a thread that the host created, but we didn't have many...~
https://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/puddingsplace/node/585422 ~Picturings are an amazing way to express yourself, whether you're the one drawing them, or the one asking for one! Thanks Moon Wolf!~
https://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/chirpatcricket/node/158 ~Poor Loren T, let's give her some love, shall we?~
https://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/inkwell/node/585658 ~Thank you so much Moon Wolf (AGAIN!?) for this MARVELOUS story! I hope it becomes a bestseller!~
*Cooks up a recipe for the recipe thread* OH! WE still need a joke column! Uh... Who want's and extra job!? *crickets chirping, tumbleweeds tumbling* Huh, well then! Let's call in the one who started me on my writing journey! The one that has always been with me! *teleports to an old house in the middle of liminal space town* The one, *the door opens to reveal flip-flopped feet and sweatpants* the only, *a 19 yr old girl steps fully out in a pajama top* AVIANA WILLOW!!!!! {Wha... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? I HAVEN'T BEEN USED IN A YEA- Oh! Jokes? MCU? People depending on you and me for some good jokes in the CB? Ok.... I'm in.}
{Wassup y'all! I'm Aviana, but you can call me Avi. Are you ready for some laughs? Yes? No? Maybe so? OK!}
-A woman wakes up from a coma, a doctor comes in and says "Oh, good. You're awake. You we're going to have twins, a boy and a girl, before you fell asleep, luckily, they were delivered healthy and are with your brother and husband now. In fact, your brother named them for you." The woman replied. "MY BROTHER! Oh no... What did he come up with...?" The doctor answered. "Well, for the girl, Denise." "Oh, that's not so bad. What about the boy?" The doctor hesitated. "... Denephew."
-There are two fish in a tank, one looks at the other and said "How do you drive this thing?"
-What rhymes with orang- No it doesn't!
-Croissant...
-Knock Knock. Who's there? Keefe I'm not your. Keefe I'm not your who? LEGACY BOY! COME ON!
-"I'm going to be famous one day!" - Unknown.
-Lance is a very uncommon name nowadays, but back in medieval times, people were called Lance a lot.
{That's all folks! Hope yah enjoyed!!!} //We did AVI, we did. It was glorious, Marvelous, SPLENDIFOROUS!//
Thanks Avi! You're a life saver! Hmmm, there was no LotM this month either!? What a conundrum! We might as well just do the same thing we're doing with the LMWAY. Then I'll judge and choose the winners. You must do it before November 10th, cuz that's when I'll be putting up the thread. Make sure it fit's in the location box! :) Where will you be this month? Add a thanksgiving themed location!
And that's the November MCU! I hope you enjoyed it to some extent, it was my first time so... Special thanks to everyone who contributed, you are all the best! And thanks to you admin, who've had to look over all these MCU's, you're the best! *Hesitates on the 'Submit' button...* Anyway, OFF WE GO! *glitches into the backrooms*
submitted by zoba_tea+others, age 5 Epochs, MCUing y'all
(October 29, 2024 - 4:14 pm)
(October 29, 2024 - 4:14 pm)
Tysm @zoba tea!! This was honestly one of my favourite MCUs that I've read lol, it was so fun and chaotic :D I also loved the Keefe joke XD
(October 29, 2024 - 7:02 pm)
Ahh I have to go now so I'll finish reading later but THIS WAS AWESOME thank you @zoba!!! :DD super funny!!!!! Also I'm rushed rn sorry or else I would say more
except! Sorry, we should've done a better job of explaining what an MCU is and LMWAY and stuff, but it's fine, but I did want to add on for important dates, liminal space (mxmtoon :) ) is releasing November 1!!!! :DD
(October 29, 2024 - 7:27 pm)
Great MCU!
(October 30, 2024 - 2:31 pm)
Very nice MCU! Especially the playlist!
(October 31, 2024 - 7:39 pm)