Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

April MCU    

Welcome, everybody (and every divine being that might NOT have a body!) to the April MCU!

-...-

>Are you alright, Cassidy?<

-Yeah… I’ve just never done an MCU before, and… Y’know… -

#Eh, you’ll get the hang of it. There’s a bit of a learning curve.#

Not for me.

#*sighs* Well of course not for you, YOU were literally made for this…#

Cass, do you want to start us off? It might help you get a hang of it.

-... Sure. *clears throat* Alright, lizards! Buckle your seatbelts and crack open your calendars, because it's time fooooorrrr-

 

THE IMPORTANT DATES!

April 1st: April Fools Day Which I’m sure everyone knows…

April 2nd: Autism Awareness Day (Wren)

April 3rd: Find a Rainbow Day (Rainbow) #We LoVe RaInBoWs HeRe, I’m So ExCiTeD#

April 4th: National Burrito Day AND National Walking Day

April 3rd-9th: National Library Week (Wren)

April 5th: The Flames Of Hope comes out [The new Wings Of Fire book!] (Rainbow)

April 7th: Yom HaSoah/Holocaust Rememberance Day (Rainbow)

April 10th: National Siblings Day >Hey, It’s us! We’re siblings!< -:D- #:D# >:/

April 11th: National Pet Day *ourti* *mehas* *coome* (our time has come) “finna” “lllyy” (Finally)

April 12th: National Grilled Cheese Day

April 14th: Look At The Sky Day (Wren) Does this mean I can stare at the sun with no horrible aftermath that day? I’m gonna say yes.

April 15th: Passover (starts at sundown) (Rainbow) AND World Art Day (Wren) -*cackles* ART DAY WILL BE EPIC-

April 16th: Wear Pajamas to Work Day

April 17th: Easter (Western) (Wren)

April 18th: National Velociraptor Awareness Day #*shifts into a velociraptor because why not* Roar.#

April 22nd: Earth Day (Tsuki The Skywolf) >Oh, I love being outside! As long as there aren’t bugs…<

April 23rd: Passover ends (Rainbow)

April 24th: Easter (Eastern) (Wren)

April 30th: National Bubble Tea Day -*excitedly slurps bubble tea*-

 

Hey, Dawn, whatcha got there?

>A foam cup that I found on that table over there… There’s a hole in it and- Oh, what’s this? *reads note that was written on cup* Oh. Oh no.<

… What?

>*shows the others the cup, which reads “DO NOT LIFT CUP UNLESS YOU WISH TO BE ATTACKED BY HUGE SPIDER”* It- It seems that there’s a spider.<

(Writing, Aliza, and Cassidy start screaming)

WHY WOULD YOU LIFT THE CUP

-NOW YOU HAVE TO FIND THE SPIDER-

*incoherent screeches*

>I’M SORRY, I DIDN’T KNOW-<

#*quietly laughs*#

*notices* OH MY STARS- TEMPEST YOU DIDN’T

#I did.#

I’LL DEFENESTRATE YOU

#IM SORRY NOT SORRY#

OK SO THERE ISN'T A SPIDER???

#NO, NO SPIDER-#

Oh. Good.

#Except for that one.#

-WhAt OnE~ oh wait, that was a prank too, wasn’t it >:/-

#April fools! :D#

>:/

Aaaaanyway. Let’s move on, to theeeee…

 

LMWAY! (Last Month We Asked You)

Last month, we asked you all, “What’s your favorite prank to play on your family and friends?”

-Which we now see was a horrible mistake.-

Avara said, “You could let someone use your computer mouse and take out the battery. Honey or anything sticky on a lightswitch, or something that is touched a lot. Put lip balm or something slimy and gross on a piece of shiny black paper and add a sign that says ‘Wet Paint’ in an area where people walk a lot. Cut a bunch of letter Es of brown paper and put them on a baking sheet then tell everyone you made brownies. “

TSUKI said, “ThErE's A sPiDeR (works every time)”

PANCAKE… ALSO said, “THERE IS A SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

-Not as original as you thought, ay, Tempest?-

#Yeah, well, at least I PLAYED a prank. And you guys fell for it easily. *sticks tongue out playfully*#

-*scoffs*-

>This month’s question is a wonderfully pride-themed one! [because in two months it will already be June… wow 0.o] Or, more rainbow than fully pride. It’s “What is the most ridiculous thing you could think of to be colored rainbow?”<

I know! Rainbow pizza. That’s by far the weirdest… I hope.

Next from us is the location of the month! There were only two entries this month, so congrats! You both got top two.

In second place, with ON THE GRIDDLE, SOON TO BE EATEN is Pancake! >*claps thoughtfully* I loved this one. But I don’t think it would be able to fit in the location box.< Plus, it’s a bit specific to your name.

And winning this month is…

DANCING IN THE RAIN! Wren, we loved this! Goes perfectly with the guaranteed “April showers”.

-Bring May flowers…-

#But what do May flowers bring?#

PiLgRiMs :D

Wonderful! Now, I believe it's time for the Quotes section, presented by Cassidy!

-For an inspirational quote this month, we have “What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.” ~ Jane Goodall. “I'm in French and we just spent half an hour trying to find a version of Ratatouille in French and then getting the sound working… only to find out it's actually in italian o_O” ~ Silver Crystal as a funny CB quote, and for a book quote, “If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.” ~ Alice, Alice in Wonderland.-

#Huh. That Alice quote is basically describing the entire CB.#

>Hm… I suppose you’re right. I mean, the CB is pretty much a “world of our own”, in a sense. That is surprisingly and extremely poetic of you, Tempest.<

#*gasps* HoW dArE yOu-#

Next, we've got THREADS TO CHECK!

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/downtoearth/node/510871

We Don’t Talk About Bruno, posted by Tsuki The Skywolf. We’re SO close to finishing the song! We can do it! >:D

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/chirpatcricket/node/511485

Rebel’s Thread, posted by Darkvine. I… I don’t really have an explanation for choosing this. I just like this thread :/

http://www.cricketmagkids.com/chatterbox/puddingsplace/node/511324

National Poetry Month, posted by Luminescence. There are so many wonderful poets here, and this seems really fun! Sadly, I don’t know if I'll have time to do it this year…

But what I DO know we have time for is…!

APRIL JOKES!!

What’s brown and Sticky? A stick! (Wren)

 

… And that’s all we have.

Now, before we finish, we’d like to say a few things. It’s very important.

We’ve really loved doing an MCU every other month, it's an amazing experience, but…

#Well, WE’re only really ONE person. And it’s difficult for one person to do all this.#

>So after MUCH debate within ourselves, we’ve made a decision.<

-A hard decision, but… a decision. One we needed to make.-

I’m sorry, but we had to….

 

…PULL THIS PRANK!!!! :D

#Did you actually think we were leaving??#

-YOU’LL NEVER GET RID OF US!!!-

#NEVER#

NEVER EVER

*evil laughter ensues*

::End Recording::

 

Signed,

Writing_in_the_Dark (CEO)

Alizabella (Assistant Manager)

#Tempest#

>Dawn<

-Cassidy-

“Ariaa” (Aria) (she says, “prvku”)

*Gener* *alGum* *drops* (General Gumdrops) (he says, *ttned*)

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