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Other CBers- this is going to be part of the January MCU installment.
This should be where we do the AE Debates! Since we need room for the other things, it would overwhelm the Admins, and it would be less funny if there were tons of giant blocks of text, maybe one AE can say 3 sentences at most at one time. Also, so the readers know which AE is talking and because there are many CBers participating they cannot differentiate through text style, put the AE's name in front of their text, i.e., Tempo: You're wrong, Neity!
The subject of debate: Bananas!
submitted by Tsuki the Skywolf, she/her
(December 6, 2021 - 10:10 am)
(December 6, 2021 - 10:10 am)
Great, we'll have the debate and then the host can copy and paste it into the MCU. My AEs are excited about the subject!
/Chai: HI GUYS! So I think bananas are good, but only when they taste sweet. There's another type of banana... I dunno if it's the ripe banana that's sweet or the not-ripe banana that's sweet, but whichever one that is is DELICIOUS in ice cream sundaes, which I eat two of daily.\
(December 6, 2021 - 3:29 pm)
(December 6, 2021 - 4:18 pm)
Spontaneity: *Scoffs* *Rolls eyes* EVERY banana is a crime against all that is sacred and holy. Their texture: A smushy, deplorable mess. Is it solid... or is it goo? It's the consistency of food... after it's already been through the body. And it tastes tangy and gross.
Tempo: Long story short, they're the DEMONIEST DEMON OF ALL OF THE DEMONIC DEMON FRUITS.
(December 7, 2021 - 7:31 pm)
Mx Out: I STRONGLY AGREE!
Yuki: Same. Bananas are awful.
Wyyiz: SO AWFUL.
StoryTeller: ~Yup~!
Aysha: ~&I agree with them.&~
We are just agreeing right now until we can find a good debate for us.
(December 8, 2021 - 7:28 am)
<Corrigenda: Well, bananas contain a protein that is known to help you relax and feel happy *two page rant on the proteins in bananas censored* So according to science, bananas are good. Also, Chai, eating two ice cream sundaes a day is NOT HEALTHY.>
(December 7, 2021 - 7:16 pm)
/Chai: ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG! AND BANANAS ARE BERRIES! And if they contain protein and ice cream contains dairy, which are in the main food groups, then ice cream sundaes are perfectly healthy!\
(December 7, 2021 - 7:49 pm)
wyyiz: actually, they are berries, but just like Pancake, we hate them beyond infinity.
(December 8, 2021 - 7:29 am)
/Chai: While I will admit that bananas are not my favorite fruit (fruit-flavored candy is my favorite fruit, in case you were wondering) they do not deserve this disrespect! Have any of you ever had banana bread with chocolate chips? *shoves banana bread with chocolate chips in it into every single AE's faces* See? Good!\
(December 8, 2021 - 3:54 pm)
Tempo: *eyes widen* *spits out bread* BLEAGH BLEAGH I'VE BEEN POISONED!!! I'VE BEEN POISONED! CALL A DOCTOR! CALL 911! *goes to the bathroom and brushes teeth several thousand times*
Spontaneity: *throws banana bread at Chai*
Tsuki [not actually an AE!]: Hey guys, chill. No need for this to get too aggressive.
Spontaneity: This was your idea, Tsuki. To LAUGH AT OUR PAIN.
Tsuki: Um, I-
Tempo: YOU BETRAYED US.
(December 8, 2021 - 5:42 pm)
/Chai: Wow, you guys really don't like bananas, do you?\
Tamarindo: *almost in tears* I-I worked for hours on that banana bread...
/Chai: Hey, if I stuff these bananas in you banana-haters mouths so you can't talk 'cause you're in disgust, would I win the argument? *smiles evilly*
(December 9, 2021 - 8:14 am)
Tempo: Nuh-nuh-nuh-NO PLEASE DON'T WE'RE SORRY AREN'T WE NEITY WE WON'T DO IT AGAIN
Spontaneity: *tries to apologize* *chokes on pride*
Lucky Star: Tamarindo, I'm very sorry about your banana bread...
(December 9, 2021 - 1:37 pm)
Wyyiz: I like Banana bread, but not bananas. It's weird, but it's because Pancake is like that. so are all of Pancake's other AEs.
StoryTeller: ~Your banana bread was perfect Tamarindo~! ~Please make me more~!
Mx Out: I WANT MORE CHOCOLATE CHIPS NOW!!!!!
Yuki: Here's a whole bag.
Aysha: ~&The bread was nice. Have you ever had zucchini bread?&~
StoryTeller: ~It doesn' taste like zucchini at all~! ~I promise~!
Wyyiz: Why must two AEs always use exclmation points?
StoryTeller: ~cause it looks better~! ~Duh~.
Mx Out: I am a very quiet person!!!!
All AEs except Mx Out: Real~&L&~~y~?
(December 9, 2021 - 3:42 pm)
KITTY: OHHH I LUV BANANERS!!!
SQUEAKY: Um, don't you mean bananas?
KITTY: I KNOW WHAT I SAID NOW SHUSH!!!!!!
SQUEAKY: I'mma watch The Monkees with Em now...
*5 Minutes Later...*
SQUEAKY: Oh, Micky "Magic Fingers" Dolenz does it again! Go, Mike, GO RUN!!!
KITTY: *Chucks banana, peel and all, at Mike Nesmith, and SOMEHOW it goes INTO the footage, and now the episode has that scene where Mike Nesmith gets hit by a banana*
SQUEAKS: AHHH NOOOOOO NOT MIKE!!!!!!!!!!
KITTY: I DON'T LIKE MIKE ONLY BANANAS ANYONE WHO ADRES DISAGREE WITH ME WILL GET A BANANER-COVERED MIKE NESMITH PLUSHIE THROWN IN THEIR FACE!!!!!!
Ok, well, that was...eventful. Gerat, now I gotta go to the TV set and get that banana goop offa Mike... WAIT DID KITTY SAY BANANA-COVERED MIKE NESMITH PLUSHIES?!?!?! I am SO gettin' one. Then I might have to throw it in the dishwasher, I MEAN THE DISH DRYER, I MEAN THE WASHERDRYER I MEAN THAT THING THAT WISHES DISHES I MEAN CLOTHES!!!!!!!! FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD WHY DO I CALL IT A DISHWASHER?!?!?!?
(December 10, 2021 - 2:37 pm)
This thread is now closed. There will be no more responses.
(December 30, 2021 - 10:08 pm)