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MOTHERS' DAY HOLIDAY HUNGER GAMES!!!

Hi, everyone, I'm NerdFace, and since NiteSkiies had to leave, I thought I’d take over this holiday, and until they get back! I apologize that there is no D&D theme, I just wanted to keep it simple for my first time. 

Commentators here are my Alter Egos and my CAPTCHA, Adrian, Dallas, Evan, [Stella], and ||Qwinn!||.

Annnnnnd now it’s time for the reaping! Which will surely make all our mothers cry. 

Everyone should cry once. It’s eye opening.

Be quiet, you’ve never cried in your life.

No, I have.

When??

You will never know.

AnYwAyS— here’s the cast, may the odds be ever in your favor:

JWYN

PRINCESS JUNIPER

BARNACLE

DALLAS

ALEX

CLOVER

ARIEL

FOXTAIL

LUNA-STARR

CARLA

HIRO

ABCDE

MOONKITTEN

LAZERBAT

DAKOTA

PEPPERMINT

JEWEL 

LEO

MORNING

NERDFACE

OPAL

XAK

PANGOLIN

KITTY CAT

Hey! Look! There’s me!

And me too. *sobs because I’m weak*

[Aww, it’ll be all right.]

Thanks mom. Wait—

[Continue.]

And now… the bloodbath!!

I don’t think you should be so excited for a mass of K.Oing

Who cares!!

PANGOLIN runs away from the Cornucopia.

LEO and DAKOTA fight over muffins for mom. DAKOTA gives up and retreats.

Probably to go cry to his mom.

Dallas, be nice.

I am nice, thank you.

ABCDE runs away from the Cornucopia.

HAHAHAHAHA—

[oh, be quiet.]

PEPPERMINT escapes with a bagged lunch and a bouquet of flowers.

PRINCESS JUNIPER grabs a bagged lunch and retreats.

OPAL runs away from the Cornucopia.

ALEX runs away from the Cornucopia.

FOXTAIL, HIRO, JWYN, and CLOVER share everything they gathered before running.

Aww, mum always said sharing is caring.

Ain’t that the ruth. *winks at camera*

ARIEL grabs a jar of cookies while LUNA-STARR gets a basket full of hugs.

DALLAS runs away from the Cornucopia.

Who’s weak now?

*mumbles*

Aha…

MORNING and JEWEL fight for a bouquet of flowers. JEWEL gives up and retreats.

MOONKITTEN rips a locket out of NERDFACE's hands.

Aww, that was my favorite locket. 

Oh well.

>:(

CARLA and BARNACLE fight for a bag of supplies. BARNACLE gives up and retreats.

KITTY CAT runs away from the Cornucopia.

LAZERBAT is gifted a canteen full of water from an unknown sponsor.

Psst, it’s his mother. :)

AND THAT CONCLUDES THE BLOODBATH!

Aw, no one died.

Day one ain’t over yet!

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JEWEL tends to LEO's wounds.

Aww, what a mother-y thing to do. The spirit of the holiday inspires us all.

*melts*

Get up you wimps.

NERDFACE begs for DALLAS to K.O her. He refuses, keeping NERDFACE alive.

How nice?

Sure.

MOONKITTEN receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

BARNACLE practices his baking skills.

MORNING receives fresh food from her mother.

LUNA-STARR travels to higher ground.

PEPPERMINT and KITTY CAT split up to search for resources.

This is boring. When will there be death??

Soon, but apparently not today.

CLOVER sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

OPAL runs away from PANGOLIN.

HIRO discovers a cave.

PRINCESS JUNIPER travels to higher ground.

ARIEL and LAZERBAT split up to search for resources.

CARLA injures herself and misses her mother.

DAKOTA bashes JWYN's head in with a mace, K.Oing him.

[Ouch. That wasn’t very kind.]

Spirit of Mothers’ Day for you.

Yay! Death!!!

FOXTAIL is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

XAK begs for ABCDE to K.O him. She refuses, keeping XAK alive.

ALEX makes a craft for his mom.

|| awwww ||

Watch out! Mother hug attack!

LAZERBAT is flattened by a large hug from his mother, K.Oing.

PEPPERMINT survives.

XAK K.Os from internal bleeding caused by a hug.

FOXTAIL uses DALLAS as a shield from the hugs. DALLAS K.Os.

RUDE!

MORNING survives.

ARIEL survives.

JEWEL survives.

While running, PRINCESS JUNIPER falls over and grabs CARLA on the way down. They both K.O from an attack of motherly love.

ALEX uses HIRO as a shield from the hugs. HIRO K.Os. 

[Well, that was brotherly love for you.]

Sure was.

OPAL survives.

MOONKITTEN survives.

While running, ABCDE falls over and grabs BARNACLE on the way down. The vast amount of motherly love K.Os them both.

PANGOLIN is flattened by a large hug from his mother, K.Oing.

NERDFACE survives.

CLOVER K.Os from internal bleeding caused by a hug.

Like CAPTCHA, like CBer. Fun.

While running, LUNA-STARR falls over and grabs LEO on the way down. They K.O, being flattened by a mass of hugs.

DAKOTA survives.

THE MOTHERS LEAVE.

Well that was a massive amount of K.Os. How many?

THIRTEEN cannon shots can be heard in the distance. ELEVEN tributes remain.

Thank you. Thirteen. Beautiful.

FOXTAIL receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

KITTY CAT and NERDFACE run into each other and decide to truce for the night, in spirit of Mothers’ Day.

Aww.

Shush.

MORNING destroys MOONKITTEN’s supplies while she is asleep.

JEWEL fends PEPPERMINT, ALEX, and ARIEL away from her fire.

Her mother is disappointed somewhere.

I’m disappointed in you.

Rude.

:)

DAKOTA defeats OPAl in a fight, but spares her life.

And Day 1 fiiiinally ends. 

So, Day 2 begins!

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ALEX receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

ARIEL discovers a cave.

DAKOTA misses his mother and picks flowers in her honor.

MORNING tends to OPAL’s wounds.

[How nice!]

Sure.

JEWEL tries to sleep through the entire day.

PEPPERMINT diverts FOXTAIL’s attention and runs away. 

NERDFACE receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Sweet!

Oh, no.

Asdfghjkl.

MOONKITTEN picks flowers for her mother.

KITTY CAT misses their mother.

Night falls on the arena, yet no cannon shots are heard in the distance.

PEPPERMINT loses sight of where she is.

MOONKITTEN and FOXTAIL huddle for warmth.

[Aww, more motherly spirit.]

Uh huh. Ew.

JEWEL reminisces about her mother.

MORNING, KITTY CAT, NERDFACE, and DAKOTA sleep in shifts.

ARIEL cries himself to sleep.

OPAL cooks food for herself, and misses her mother’s cooking.

I would miss my mother’s cooking too. 

You’re a figment of Nerd’s imagination. You have no mother.

Neither do you.

Be quiet, do you hear that?

What?

ALEX screams for help.

:(

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Day 3 begins!!

MOONKITTEN goes scavenging.

MORNING sprains her ankle running away from NERDFACE.

I’m so sorry!!

This is all fake. It doesn’t matter.

Let me apologize.

KITTY CAT injures herself.

ALEX pushes DAKOTA off a cliff during a fight, K.Oing him.

Ouch!

FOXTAIL K.Os from hunger.

Too bad. So sad.

OPAL misses her mother.

JEWEL, ARIEL, and PEPPERMINT hunt for other tributes.

TWO cannon shots can be heard in the distance. NINE tributes remain.

Things are getting exciting!!

They sure are. This is fun!

MORNING falls into a basket of flowers and has an allergic reaction. She K.Os from the allergy.

Too bad. I’ll miss you!

Again. This is all fake.

I GET THAT. ASDFGHJKL.

Good.

MOONKITTEN, JEWEL, ARIEL, and KITTY CAT sleep in shifts. JEWEL acts like a mom.

NERDFACE and OPAL huddle for warmth.

ALEX passes out from exhaustion.

PEPPERMINT is awoken by nightmares and misses her mother.

[Aww, too bad. I want to give her a hug.]

Well, you can’t.

[Stop being salty that you died. You do not have to win everything.]

Yes I do. Winning is a way of life.

[Sigh.]

Day four begins!

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The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families, specifically their mothers.

The feast begins.

ALEX sobs while clutching a photo of his mom. 

PEPPERMINT K.Os OPAL with a picture frame.

Oops. Maybe we shouldn’t have given them anything that could be used as a weapon.

Oh, well, that doesn’t matter. What happens, happens. Right?

JEWEL and MOONKITTEN fight over flowers. JEWEL gives up and runs away.

ARIEL does not attend the feast, and sobs.

NERDFACE destroys KITTY CAT’s memoirs out of spite.

Well, that wasn’t very nice.

I’m so very sorry, I’m not sure why I did that.

THE FEAST ENDS.

NERDFACE hunts for other tributes.

KITTY CAT camouflages themself as a flower bush, thinking of their mother.

JEWEL K.Os from spoiled water

ARIEL sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

MOONKITTEN searches for firewood.

ALEX injures himself, and wishes for his mother.

Alex sure does wish a lot.

[That’s perfectly fine, Dallas, leave him alone.]

Hmph.

PEPPERMINT picks flowers for her mother and befriends a fox.

|| iiiam afoxx! ||

You sure are.

THREE cannon shots can be heard in the distance. SIX tributes remain.

MOONKITTEN tries to treat her infection, but ends up missing her mother more. 

ALEX lets NERDFACE into his shelter.

Yay!

PEPPERMINT and ARIEL talk about the remaining tributes.

KITTY CAT receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

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Day five begins!!

NERDFACE receives food and supplies from her mother.

Gorgeous. Maybe there is poison in there and Nerd’ll K.O.

Rude.

ALEX, PEPPERMINT, and KITTY CAT hunt for other tributes while also competing for who has the best mother. ALEX and PEPPERMINT get into a heated argument and PEPPERMINT K.Os Alex. KITTY CAT runs for their life.

Well, how exhilarating.

Yes. Very much so.

Yay! More K.Os! Hooray!

ARIEL convinces MOONKITTEN not to K.O him, but then turns around and K.Os MOONKITTEN.

[Ooh, exciting! Sabotage!]

That’s always fun.

[Indeed.]

TWO cannon shots can be heard as night falls over the arena. FOUR tributes remain.

KITTY cat hums a lullaby their mother used to sing to them as a baby. 

PEPPERMINT attempts to grow flowers but is unsuccessful.

NERDFACE climbs a tree and eats peach flowers to survive.

Gross. Flowers.

Hey, they’re edible.

Asdfghjkl. That’s not a reason to EAT THEM!!

Leave me alone. I was hungry.

Ariel questions his sanity.

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Day six begins!!

I’ve made it so long, I can’t believe it.

So did three other people. You aren’t that special.

Shush.

KITTY CAT receives an explosive from their mother. They cry.

NERDFACE tries to sleep through the entire day.

PEPPERMINT K.Os from hypothermia. She K.Os thinking of her mother.

[Aw, how sweet. That she was thinking of her mother. Not that she K.Oed.]

I find it the other way around.

*Sighs* Dallas, why?

Because.

ARIEL searches for water

ONE cannon shot can be heard in the distance. THREE tributes remain.

All right! We’re down to the last three, place your bets— I mean guesses! I vote for Kitty Cat.

I’ll take Ariel.

Me too!

I’ll vote for myself, why not.

|| nerdd willl winnn! ||

[I say Kitty!]

The votes are in… now we move on to the night of day six. Who will come out victorious? Well—

We’ll only find out if you be quiet.

Fine.

*crickets chirp*

KITTY CAT stops and smells the roses.

NERDFACE and ARIEL threaten a double suicide. It fails, and they both K.O.

No!

No!

NO!

|| noooo! ||

Yes!

[Yes!]

Well, that concludes the Mothers’ Day HHG! Thanks for watching, and congrats to Kitty Cat for being victorious! You have received immunity from the next games!

*grumbles* I can’t believe I lost. Twice! Grr.

Tune in next Monday for the Tax Day Holiday Hunger Games!

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Well, I’m sorry that this is so late, but it is here, and it is still Mothers’ day. I hope you liked it! If you have any advice for me, let me know! I used the BrantSteele Hunger Games Simulation and added in some cheesy-mothery stuff. I also used Wheel Decide! for choosing the tributes. 

Hope you had a wonderful day and goodnight!