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CINCO DE MAYO/MAY THE FOURTH HHG!!!
Welcome back y’all, to-
You can’t say ‘welcome back’ when you’ve never done one of these, you know.
^Honestly, she’s right.^
AAAANyways- let’s get straight into this! Our tribu-
OOH OOH OOH I WANNA DO THIS
GET MY NAME IN THE HISTORY BOOK!
I-
Our tributes today arrre...!
STAR PRINCESS
PANGOLIN
BARNACLE
GINGER
LAZERBAT
CLOVER
XAK
FELINE FANTASY
CORA
ALEX
MORNING
ABCDE
SIENNA
And finally
THE SAGE WOLF!
Let’s go!
^Yeah!^
I’m just going to go hide please-
UM. OH NO YOU ARE NOT. *pulls Thorn back in the room*
PRE-DAY ONE
BARNACLE grabs some maracas. He smacks THE SAGE WOLF on the head, K.Oing her.
OOOOF- An early K.O! Exciting!
FELINE FANTASY grabs a taco shaped like the Death Stars and runs away.
ALEX grabs a Death Star shaped like a taco and runs away.
XAK gives CLOVER a taco in the form of a bomb. She eats it and blows up, K.Oing.
WOOAH! CAPTCHA BETRAYAL!!!
PANGOLIN steps on a lightsaber, K.Oing.
GINGER takes SIENNA’s maraca.
MORNING sets of a string of explosives, K.Oing both STAR PRINCESS and ALEX
DAY 1
MORNING, BARNACLE AND FELINE FANTASY start a mariachi band. MORNING is jealous of the others’ talents and K.Os them both with her Guitar.
^Aww, I wanted more of the sweet jams!^
XAK wonders if Luke Skywalker is real, then trips over a log and K.Os himself.
LAZERBAT looks for food, and is successful! He found some tamales! He eats them Andy has a horrid stomachache for the rest of the day/night.
NIGHT 1
LAZERBAT, GINGER and ABCDE huddle around a campfire, singing the Star Wars theme song.
SIENNA climbs a very tall tree, and falls off, K.Oing themself.
FINAL FOUR!
^eek!^
WE ARE DOWN TO
CORA
GINGER
MORNING
and
ABCDE!
DAY 2
ABCDE wanders into the wilderness and eats some poisonous berries, K.Oing herself.
FINAL THREE
that was quick
Cora sleeps in her tent, wondering if she will ever fall asleep.
MORNING wakes up in the middle of the night
CORA wanders over to MORNING’s tent and K.Os her with a droid.
AND NOW
WE ARE DOWN TO TWO COMPETITORS!
CORA
VS
GINGER!!!!
Day 3
CORA walks around her tent
GINGER walks into the wilderness
CORA tries to sneak up and GINGER and fails. GINGER hears her, and K.Os her from in a replica of a Star Destroyer.
CONGRATS TOOO
^GINGER!!!^
Thank you for reading, and we will be back at Mother’s Day! Ginger, please pick the theme for the Holiday after Mother’s Day, as Mother’s Day is going to be DND themed!
Talk to you soon! NiteSkiies
Kaeya
annd
^Basil!^
(Hopefully Thorn will show up more next time!)
submitted by NiteSkiies
(May 4, 2021 - 9:17 pm)
(May 4, 2021 - 9:17 pm)
Sorry if you didn’t get equally featured, about halfway through the simulator completely crashed, so I had to make like a Mexican Chicken- And wing it. (DO NOT WORRY- I DID NOT PICK GINGER TO WIN- I ROLLED A DIE.)
(May 5, 2021 - 9:37 am)
(May 5, 2021 - 9:37 am)
(May 5, 2021 - 9:38 am)
(May 5, 2021 - 9:40 am)
The theme for the holiday after Mother's Day shall be...uh...PIRATES! Yeah! Pirates/sea!
(Sorry, I don't really know what the theme should be or if there's specific rules or something. This is the first HHG I've seen, so if you need me to pick a different theme, then I will!)
(May 5, 2021 - 12:37 pm)
DEATH BY MARACA!!!! Xak's K.O. was the best though, haha. This was great!
(May 5, 2021 - 1:24 pm)
Yeah- Honestly I’m pretty proud of myself for coming up with that K.O xD (Xak’s, although yours was pretty great too xD)
(May 5, 2021 - 9:41 pm)
clover is still mad at Xak for KO'ing her, lol.
(May 6, 2021 - 9:35 am)
Haha yeah! Evil xak! EVILLLLLLLLLLLL! <sowyi> <wante> <dtowi> <nnnnn>
translation: sowy i wanted to win
Aww it's ok xak I wanted to win too
(May 6, 2021 - 4:33 pm)
I died quickly, but at least I got tamales!
(May 7, 2021 - 4:52 am)
AACK, this is incredible! I love how you added in so many Star Wars and Cinco de Mayo-themed things -- I was laughing the entire time. :)
(May 7, 2021 - 7:53 am)
Yeah, this was hilarious! It sure put a smile on my face! (:
(Question: I should probabl know this, but is K.Oing some version of temporarily destroying a character? If not or if so, what does it stand for?)
(May 7, 2021 - 12:01 pm)
KO is knock-out, but it is used in place of death so it is CB aproppriate.
(May 7, 2021 - 1:40 pm)
I believe it stands for "Knock out", though I am not entirely sure.
(May 7, 2021 - 1:41 pm)
Okay, thank you both!
(May 8, 2021 - 2:24 pm)