Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

VALENTINE'S DAY HHG!!!!

It's good to be back, Kazmara, I have to say.

(*) We're glad to have you, bud! I hope you're doin' alright.

I'm fine, but I'll certainly be better once we begin!

(*)RIGHT! Here are our tributes!

STELLA

GLASS AGAIN BABY MAYBE SHE'LL WIN THIS TIME

SURROUNDEDBYBOOKS

XEIX

NERDFACE

SHADOWMIST

WREEBOO

AILERULA

CORA

LUMI

STERLING

DREAMLING

EVERGREEN 

KAEYA 

MELODY

FELIX 

AGENT WINTER

ALSIE F

HUMMINGBIRD

NITESKIIES

MOON KITSUNE

EVAN (The simulator doesn't have nb pronouns, so we'll be using male)

MOTH (Same for above)

ELLIE Q 

(*)Sweet sweet sweet! Wow, they look shocked after being suddenly teleported here. 

I frankly do not blame them. *Blows horn* Let the Valentines HHG BEGIN!

 

Xeix sets an explosive off, k.oing Ailerula, Alsie F, and Moon Kitsune.

(*)HOLY COW! What an explosive start!

Are-are we doing puns?

(*)look, I'm sorry, that was an accident-

I'm leaving if we're doing puns. S-see that? 

Wreeboo shoots a poisonous blow dart into Evergreen's neck.

That's you if we're doing puns.

Hummingbird falls into a pit and K.Os. 

And that's just you in general.

(*)Can't argue with that. 

DAY ONE

Surrounded By Books has a crush on Stella. 

(*)Awww! Cute! But we need action. stop smooching and start scratching!

Stop waiting and start saving with 11% rebate on everything-

(*)No-

NIGHT ONE

Surrounded By Books and Xeix waltz.

(*)Two past mass K.Oers. Who wouldn't've guessed?

Never make a triple contraction within six feet of me again.

Wreeboo accidently steps on a landmine. 

That'll be you if you do.

(*)Bud, once again: me in general. 

DAY 2 

Felix has a crush on Ellie Q.

(*)It's still cute, but buddy, you gotta start acting on your crushes! Nothing will happen if you don't! What are you afraid of?

Cora gives Evan a bouquet of flowers, which Evan promptly eats.

I was going to say rejection but that works also.

NIGHT TWO

Ellie Q snuggles with the plushie she got from Felix. 

(*)Yeah! you GO man! 

I really hope they don't K.O together. Speaking of which WHY IS NOTHING HAPPENING?

(*)Dude, remember the feast of '85. Like thirteen people K.O'd. Don't. Jinx. Us. 

 

DAY 3

Felix says his signature catchphrase, "OOFY WOOFY LET'S GET GOOFY"

Nono, of course, why wouldn't it be... 

Xeix rolls on the wild magic table!

YES! fun fun FUN! 

(*)We got a five!

A modron of the DMs choice...what is that?

(*)Weird shape thing. We can do a pentadrone.

Appears five feet in front of you and dissappears a moment later. Well, have fun then.

(*)Good dreams, if you're able to sleep! 

NIGHT 3 

Melody defeats Stella in a fight,

(*)YES! 

but spares her life.

(*)NO!

Niteskiies K.Os from hunger.

(*)Maybe???

I have no opinions on starvation. 

Moth sobs while eating way too much valentine's chocolate.

(*)That however, I am completely- 

Against.

For. 

(*)What?

(*)It's so funny!

It...is, but it's unhealthy!

(*)Oh COME ON man-

Hey guys, something happened while you were looking away.

(*)Oh? What-

Ellie Q injures Kaeya, but puts her out of her misery. 

(*)...Good job, Felix.

DAY FOUR 

Shadowmist bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

Evan K.Os from hunger.

Kazmara, stop.

(*into the hall*) BOOO! GO OUT WITH A BANG! 

Sterling, Agent Winter, and Felix get into a fight. Sterling triumphantly K.Os them both.

(*back to the window*) YEAAAAAOOoohh, Felix...

And he never got to confess.

*from the hall* Not exactly cuz you BROADCASTED IT ON LIVE TV! 

*silence*

(*into the hall*) You right, you right... 

Surrounded By Books spends the entire day reading fanfiction.

Moth gives Lumi a bouquet of flowers, which Lumi promptly eats.

Everyone here has very unhealthy habits, good to know, good to know... 

NIGHT 4

Cora convinces Dreamling to snuggle with her.

(*)OooOOOHHH-

STOP!

(*)Why?

This never goes well. There's always a bit here where we're like YAY! and then EVERYTHING FALLS APART!

(*)Aw c'mon silly, Ella would never be that unoriginal! Right El? 

Sterling sobs while eating way too much valentine's chocolate.

Xeix pushes Moth off a cliff during a knife fight. 

(*)...I hate you.

DAY 5

Nerdface gives Surrounded By Books a bouquet of flowers, which Surrounded By Books promptly eats.

There are so many prompts...so many...and so many things for people to do during the day...and yet THIS IS THE ONLY ONE THAT IS INTERESTING ON DAY FIVE??? 

(*)Night 5, too. 

AGHHHHHHH 

DAY 6

Xeix sets an explosive off, K.Oing Lumi, and Sterling.

Thanks Xeix, very...very cool. 

Surrounded By Books ambushes Stella and k.os her.

(*)It's not cool when you copy it, SBB.

It wasn't cool in the first place!

(*) THEN WHY'D YOU SAY IT WAS!

*mindless arguing* 

Hey, you idiots missed another thing again.

(*)What was it this time?

Well, the entirety of night six...

That's not so-

And the feast.

.......(*)AHHHHHHHH

FLOOF HIGHLIGHT REEL! 

Cora decides not to go to The Feast.

Nerdface and Melody get into a fight over raw meat, but Nerdface gives up and runs away.

Glass and Xeix get into a fight over raw meat, but Xeix gives up and runs away.

Dreamling decides not to go to The Feast.

Surrounded By Books catches Ellie Q off guard and k.Os her.

 

DAY 7 

Melody and Glass threaten a double suicide. It fails and they K.O.

See, that's not really a failure now, is it...

Cora K.Os Dreamling for her supplies. 

(*)That, on the other hand, was a very successful murder no doubt! Great job Cora!

Wait, no, don't endorse that-

(*)WWWWWWWWEeeee are down to our final four:

CORA

SURROUNDED BY BOOKS

XEIX 

NERDFACE 

(*)What's gonna happen next? Is Nerdface finally going to do something? Are Xeix and SBB going to bomb each other out of existence? Is it going to be an hour freakin' long?

Am I going to have a migraine?

(*)PROBABLY! ALL BETS ARE OFF, FOLKS, AND SO ARE THE DATES! LET'S! GET!  RUMBLIN!!!!

Well, good news, Nerdface did do something.

(*)ooohwhatwasit 

 

Nerdface K.Os trying to escape the arena.

Die.

(*)....the term is k.o

Comedic effect. Y'know, Ba-dum-

Cora attempts to climb a tree, but falls and K.Os.

*silence*

*The two burst out in laughter*

(*)a-a-alright, it's down to the final two, folks! Xeix and SBB, two masters of their kind! Who will win? Will anyone?

Let's! Find! Out!  

Surrounded By Books k.os Xeix while he is sleeping.

THE WINNER IS SBB!

(*)Well, that's all from us. Tune in next month for the St. Paddy's day HHG! G'Night all!