Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

(*) IT'S THE MUSICAL HHG AND TWO DAYS LATE BECAUSE REASONNNS!

(*)Hey everybody, it's Whata Day (or was, anyway) so it's time for a Holiday Hunger Games! Unfortunately, Zeke isn't in the best of moods, so it's just me this time. But that's still good, right?

 

right

(*)anyway, let's MEET! OUR! CONTENDERS!

 

ALEX

selcouth 

HIRO

MARCH

cerinthe

BRAION

JADE J 

NYX

HEROES OF OLYMPUS (HOO)

STARCHASER

CORA 

NIGHTENGALE 

FELINE FANTASY

ELLA STARBURST (*)Oh Hi Ella! Sure you're gonna be able to go on today?

I'll be fine.

(*)If you say so...just stay safe, okay?

*glares*

(*)Yeah I could've phrased that better- LUNA-STARR!

SHADOWMIST

NIGHT

JWYN

GLASS

NIGHTFALL

ABCDE

MOONDROP

BARNSWALLOW

NITSKIIES

(*)Fan-heckity-tastic! And now, without further procrastination, let! Us! BEGIN!

 

FIRST FIGHTS

Luna Starr is unable to convince Night to not K.O her. 

(*)Oof! A large champion out fast and first! I shall miss you, friend...but it's likely that Ella will jin you soon.

(muffled "Hey!")

DAY ONE

Barnswallow aggressively tries to forget Cats.

(*)I just realized that Ella never specified the movie or the musical. Oh well!

Moondrop, Abcde, Jade J., and cerinthe raid Ella Starburst's camp while she is hunting.

(*)God finds a way through supernatural circumstances!

Nyx shoots an arrow at Nightengale, but misses and k.os Alex instead.

(*)Man, that's the SECOND time we could've lost one- did you guys realize that we have four Night-named fighters in this arena?  You just know I'm gonna mess that up in the paperwork. At least I get to try out this cool filing cabi-

Night, Jwyn, Nightfall, and Niteskiies form a suicide pact, k.oing themselves.

*silence*

(*Kazmara swivels in her chair to face the door*) I appreciate it, but you didn't have to do it that way, y'know? And why'd you drag Jwyn into it?

*Kazmara waits, listening to who she believes is Nite yelling. She sighs and swivels around in her chair*

(*under her breath*)She had homework, alright...

NIGHT ONE

Starchaser lets Cora into her shelter.

(*)oooh...

Moondrop and cerinthe hold hands.

(*)Awww...  

selcouth attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Abcde, k.oing them both.

(*)AWWWOooahh.

Hiro aggressively stomps at March, who just wants to see her family again.

(*) Mmm....

*silence*

Braion won’t sleep because it’s Dangerous To Dream.

(*)Ay I love that song! 

DAY TWO

HOO gets four candy canes, you GO HOO! HOO HOO HOO! Aaaand, none for cerinthe baiii

(*snrrrk*) It's funnier when it's just yelling Hoo...

Barnswallow K.Os Feline Fantasy with a mace.

(*)My mood was ruined because that K.O was wayyyyy too brutal, and I had to censor it!

(*)And nothing else. Cool! Cool!

NIGHT TWO

Braion shields Moondrop’s eyes from Cora and cerinthe’s bible retelling.

(*)An actually real thing that happened to Ella when seeing Joseph and The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, as well as one of the THREE OR FOUR TIMES she had to do that. C'mon, man.

Nyx stays awake all night.

March passes out from exhaustion.

(*)Two types of people folks: insomniacs and w e a k l i n g s .

(A muffled "Kazmara, no" from the hall-) 

(*aggresivey swivels around*) KAZMARA YES!

DAY THREE

Nyx and Ella Starburst work together for the day.

(*)Aw, great job guys!

Glass smiles at the sun that has come out tomorrow!

(*)Hm, maybe Glass is right. Maybe it will get better-

Braion cannot handle the circumstances and K.Os.

March tries to tap dance during the dance break of King of New York and falls through the stage, K.Oing.

(*)Ahaha, how could I forget, life sucks.

NIGHT THREE

Ella Starburst passes out from exhaustion.

(*)well, ahaha, okay, maybe they're not weaklings-

Shadowmist won’t sleep because it’s Dangerous To Dream.

(*Snatches the mic and hollers into it*) YEESH ELLA GET SOME HECKIN' GAME!

Nightengale, Hiro, and Starchaser start fighting, but Hiro runs away as Nightengale k.oS Starchaser.

(*Still close to mic*) Alright I get why Ella couldn't hear me but HOW DID YOU GET NIGHTENGALE FROM ELLA?

DAY FOUR

Ella Starburst K.os Moondrop with

a mace. 

And somehow she heard me. Cool-i-o, she was in a coma.

Cora loses her leg in a wreck (Am! Pu! Ta! Ted!)

(*)ahahaha, no one is going to get that. AND IF YOU DO YOU HAVE RIGHTS!

Shadowmist aggressively tries to forget Cats.

(*)Replace that cat-shaped hole in your head with 35MM BABY!

Jade J. shoots an arrow at Hiro, but misses and hits HOO instead. 

(*)Farewell, friend. It was nice to yell your name. 

NIGHT FOUR

Barnswallow shields Nyx’s eyes from Ella Starburst and Shadowmist’s bible retelling.

(*) ELLA! You BETTER have only played Joseph-

Jade J. overpowers Glass, k.oing her. 

(*)Hey could ya'll be quiet, kinda scoldin' my Chatterboxer here-

Nightengale unknowingly eats toxic berries.

(*)Alright, this- *sighs, pinches bridge of nose* this whole night was a wreck-

THE FEASSTTT!

(*)Let's get COOKIN'! 

hey wait that was pretty good I should say that more often

Jade J., Ella Starburst, cerinthe, and Nyx track down and k.o Cora. 

(*) WOOAHHHH!

Hiro k.os Shadowmist with a sickle.

(*)OOOOHHHHHH-

Barnswallow decides not to go to The Feast.

(*)oh.

lame

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

(*)We've only got SIX! PEOPLE! LEFT! So we're gonna skip the days and just see the highlights! Ella's in the top six, I expect to be dissappointed so it won't hurt as bad, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

Barnswallow makes a wooden spear.

(*)Gettin' prepared, I like it...brownie points!
okay I got it be serious movin' on

Hiro K.Os cerinthe while her back is turned. 

(*)A classic backstab! But coming from a newcomer? Well, this guy has sent us into the TOP FIVE!

 

HIRO

ELLA STARBURST

BARNSWALLOW 

NYX

JADE J

Ella Starburst unknowingly eats toxic berries.

(*)NOOOOOO! WHY AM I SURPRISED? 

 

shut up.

(*) Ohyou'rebacknowhehe 

Barnswallow k.os Nyx while she is resting.

(*)And with THAT, it's down to the Sandman...

Hiro sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate. 

Jade J. sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

(*)...And the two smoke seers! Who are you cheering for? Make your bets, deal your oreos, cuz it's the FINAL STRETCH!

Jade J. chugs a whole thing of hairspray and K.Os.
(*)Ooh, K.O by bad reference! 

Hiro ambushes Barnswallow and k.os her. 

(*)And with that, ladies and gentlemen, CBERS, AEs, and constructs of ALL and NO ages, THE WINNER OF THE MUSICAL HOLIDAY HUNGER GAMES IS...

HIRO!!!!!

(*)Congrats, buddy! Now,you or your CBer can choose what the theme of the May Holiday Hunger games is! Choose wisely, because we have to do work!

(*)Thank you all for watching, have a nice night!