Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

HALLOWEEN HHG! :) :) :) :)

Ella, cease. 

(*)And leave, please girl? I think I've earned enough brownie points to run an HHG all by myself?

I still haven't forgotten about the MCU incident, missy. However, I'll let you do it this time because I want to test out new hosts and because Zeke knows the weight of his actions.

I have enough paperwork alrights, dolls. 

(*)Alrighty then! Tata! *back to the CBers* Listen, I KNOW it's a day late, but trick-or-treating was trick-or-TIRING!

Also, consider this a light transition to Thanksgiving. The usual transition is sudden and inconsiderate of spook fans, so here's a way you can still cling on to that Halloween goodness.

(*)Yuh-huh cool LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS!

SURROUNDEDBYBOOKS

BARNSWALLOW

cerinthe

STRAWBERRI

FELIX (Ae, please comment down below if I misslabelled any AEs and CAPTCHAs!)

TIMBERMIST

EMEKITTYCON KITTEN

MISTIA

JOAN B OF ARC

SHADOWMIST

anongirl

HUMMINGBIRD

HEROES OF OLYMPUS

AGENT WINTER

JWYN

DOLPHIN

BRAION (non-Cber)

ZELLA NEX (Non, your name won't have the cool tilde cuz the software won't allow it)

DANCER (see Zella) 

EVERGREEN 

SUMMER

FELINE FANTASY

ELEMENTGIRL

ARVE 

(*) Up here in the Puck-shop-of-prank branded skybox, I'm lookin' down on the crowd and I'm seein' some familiar faces...even past winners!

Right you are. There are some new guys as well. Mostly AEs and CAPTCHAs, of course, but in the world of Suzanne Collins, experience means nothing.

(*)True, Zeke: in the world of simulation, it's just you and the algorithm.

Now are we gonna keep agreeing with each other or are we gonna start this PR nightmare?

EXUENT

Summer K.Os Dancer with a hatchet.

Surrounded By Books pushes Dolphin off a cliff during a knife fight.

ooh, a double d takedown. From my experience with Ed, Edd, and Eddy, this is bound to not end well.

Emekittycon Kitten, Mistia, Heroes Of Olympus, and Braion form a suicide pact, k.oING themselves.

(*)Looks like you were right, Zeke: the Cornucopia massacre is a massacre, but this is a bit too far. 

Timbermist finds Barnswallow hiding in the cornucopia and K.Os her.

That was the exact opposite of nice...wait do we have cameras in there just for that K.O?

DAY ONE

Summer catches anongirl off guard and k.Os her.

My question has not been answered but my interest has been peaked. What's with the sudden violence?

(*)I couldn't tell you, man-braid.

MY HAIR IS COOL-

(*) It appears that Summer is gunning to be our big bad, which is a bit worrisome paperwork wise.

Felix picks flowers.

(*)At least SOMEONE remember hospitality.

NIGHT ONE 

Agent Winter and Felix hold hands.

(*)we really do get to see the better parts of people in these events. In the face of danger, Felix is being a sweetheart.

That's what Ella said about Arve, but look where that got us.

(*)Hold on, did we miss something on the east side of the map?

Shadowmist ambushes Evergreen and K.Os her.

Probably wasn't too important. 

DAY TWO

Surrounded By Books dresses up as a ninja and starts streaming Fortnite.

(*)  our first Halloween event!

And it's a pun.

(*)How about that Zekey boy? You frustrated yet? 

No, I quite like it.

(*)aw, we're growin' on you-

It's better than our joke sector anyway.

(*)Why, you...little....

Hey play nice you too! I'm trying to have a tea party with my mental illness. 

ARENA EVENT WOWOWOOWOWOWOW THIS IS THE BUZZER

See, look what it did because I didn't pay attention to it.

Quite ironic for ADHD.

A tsunami rolls into the arena.

Felix and Zella Nex smash their heads together as the tsunami rolls in, leaving them both to drown.

(*)NO FELIX!

And that's the ONLY K.O! Everyone else survived!

(*)just a plain old heartbreak...

Wait hol up-

Elementgirl is swept away.

Oh. Ehehe, sorry, mistake on my part. it's just, y'know, they look so similar and-

*My heart will go on recorder version intensifies* 

NIGHT TWO

Shadowmist convinces Joan B of Arc to snuggle with him.

(*)D'aww!

Agent Winter lets Feline Fantasy into her shelter.

(*)D'aww!

Timbermist screams for help.

(*)AHHHHH!

Hummingbird sobs and weeps because her Halloween bag tore.
(*)AHHHHH!

Surrounded By Books is awoken by nightmares.

 

(*)AHHHHH!

Strawberri accidently steps on a landmine.

(*)AHHHHH!

DAY THREE 

Joan B of Arc questions her sanity.

(*)All together folks!

(*)Big mood.

NIGHT THREE 

Timbermist forces Agent Winter to k.o Joan B of Arc or cerinthee. She decides to k.o cerinthee. 

(*)Haha we spelled it cerinthee

...why are you laughing. 

(*)...uh... 

Arve and Hummingbird huddle for warmth.

Because you should be saying Aw because of this cute little moment!

(*)aww! 

DAY FOUR

Joan B of Arc questions her sanity.

(*)Same person? Same event?

Same time, same station.

Arve drinks some calm tea, but it was spiked with sugar so he goes crazy.

Yeahthat'scoolandallBUT...

Agent Winter rolls on the wild magic table!

(*)Ooh, I love this! I love this love this love this!

Get out the dice aaaaand...a random creature in front of you gets poisoned for two hours.

(*)Is it me or is that tree wilting awfully fast?

NIGHT FOUR

Surrounded By Books attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her K.Oage. 

Sad. But Andrea's hungry, so we can't really give it the respect it deserves.

We've spent two hours on this please let the feast be soon

THE FEAST

OH THANK GOODNESS

Summer decides not to go to The Feast.

Shadowmist decides not to go to The Feast.

Arve, Feline Fantasy, Hummingbird, and Joan B of Arc team up to grab food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs.

Timbermist and Jwyn get into a fight over raw meat, but Jwyn gives up and runs away.

Agent Winter stuffs a bundle of dry clothing into a backpack before sprinting away.

OH COME ON 

ARENE EVENT BUZZZZZZEERRRR

Good news: God hasn't abandoned us.

Shadowmist survives.

Hummingbird K.Os from internal bleeding caused by a monkey mutt.

 

Summer survives.

Joan B of Arc survives.

Jwyn is pummeled to the ground and k.o'D by a troop of monkey mutts.

 

(*)or ORA ORA ORA-

Agent Winter dies from internal bleeding caused by a monkey mutt.

 

(*)How'd it even get in there?!

While running, Timbermist falls over and grabs Feline Fantasy on the way down. The monkey mutts k.O them.

Timber! What the heck!

Arve survives. 

There are four tributes left, and eight brain cells left in my body. Give me food or give me liberty.

(*)Which means we'll be doing a mass posting! 

Arve goes to sleep.

Shadowmist convinces Joan B of Arc to snuggle with him.

Summer sobs and weeps because her Halloween bag tore. 

Arve forces Shadowmist to kO Summer or Joan B of Arc. He refuses to kO, so Arve kOs him instead. 

Back to your old antics, are ya buddy?
 

ARENA EVENT WOW THREE OF THEM REALLY

The remaining tributes begin to hallucinate.

Arve survives.

Joan B of Arc survives.

Summer survives.

Okay, that is a tad funny. 

Summer rolls on the wild magic table!

Hey, I'm willing to do this!

(*)She grows six inches.

Kazmara, will you take every singe joy I have left. 

(*)No but she will!

Summer creates some Halloween cryptocurrency and buys out all of YOUR candy!

Great. 

Hey guys, Ella here. No one KO'd or did anything interesting for about six days, and we started to get a bit antsy. Then...

Summer tries to treat her infection.

Joan B of Arc bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

Arve accidently steps on a landmine.

(*)It's done!

Wait, it's done?

(*)It's DONE!

THE WINNER IS SUMMER!