Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

HELLO EVERYBODyyyyhehhe

(*)Mhmhmh!

**HehehaHAHHA!

***Oh, this is bad. ZEKE!

*Mm?

***NO, HE’S GOT IT TOO! 

*Got what?

***Do you not see them prancing around the room all helter-skelter like?

*sounds of giggling intensify*

*Ah, yes. She’s in love-

***EX-ACTLY!

*Or she’s just geeking out.

***Wait, what?

(*)Number Two!

*I assumed as much. It’s only really romance when I feel oddly full of helium.

***Never describe it like that again. Anyway, why was it so long this time? I was only commenting on it because it was so common. 

A series of events, you see!

(*)Brian David Gilbert got into ASDF 13-

**we had to do a vanity plate in STEM class for a lady who couldn’t even drive-

And the biggest of all?

(*)***   OUR SONG IDEA WAS APPROVED FOR OUR SCHOOL PROJECT!
*Fantastic. MCU?

(*)Oh, Right! *elegantly transforms into a silly yet pretty turkey costume*

**Ooh, that’s silly yet pretty!

*Not a very specific description.

***You’ve been lacking in those changes too.

(*)Yeah, well, shuddup.

Let us begin with the...

IMPORTANT DATES!

November: NaNoWriMo babyyyyyyy! 

Nov 1 - All Saint's Day, Day of the Dead, National Author's Day, AND World Vegan Day. (Majestic Mary or MM)

Nov 2 - Day of the dead part two: electric boogaloo! (MM and Lumi!)

Nov 3 - National Sandwich Day

Nov 4 - National Candy Day

Nov 5 -  Use Your Common Sense Day (MM)

Nov 6 - BakerBOO’s Half Birthday (BakerBoo!)

Nov 7 - National Canine Lymphoma Awareness Day

Nov 8 - STEM/STEAM Day

Nov 9 - National Fried Chicken Sandwich Day

Nov 10 - Sesame Street Day

Nov 11 - Veteran’s Day

Nov 13 - National Hug A Musician Day

Nov 14 - National Pickle Day

Nov 15 - National Clean Out Your Fridge Day

Nov 16 - International Day For Tolerance

Nov 17 - National Take a Hike Day

Nov 18 - Mickey and Minnie Mouse’s Birthday!

Nov 19 - National Rural Health Day

Nov 20 - Future Teachers of America Day

Nov 21 - totalnightowl’s sister’s birthday! (tno)

Nov. 22 - Go For a Ride Day

Nov 23 - National Adoption Day

Nov 24 - Celebrate Your Unique Talent Day

Nov 25 - International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women

Nov 26 - Thanksgiving...and its HHG!

Nov 27 - Black Friday!

Nov 28 - Small Business Saturday

Nov 29 - National Lemon Cream Pie Day

Nov 30 - Cyber Monday

***So, recount.

(*)Ever since the beginning of our social injustice in China project, I had the most amazing idea-

Sing the names of the 709 crackdown victims in an eerie tune!

*Why are you excited about this then?

**Keyword: eerie. It’s not a fun topic in the slightest, and that song sounds really messed up. It would totally set the mood!

(*)We finally started out on the project after finishing the paper-

***OH! I remember this one!

(*)I’m only letting you interrupt me because your perspective might be more valuable than mine. Writers intuition.

***Ella was working so hard and creating harmonies and then I SLAMMED into her like a truck! Major wave of anxiety!

**Really sucks, Sammy…

(*)Andy was wondering if or ifn’t we could do our project with no voiceover besides singing, then you came in Zeke-

*Oh wait, I remember. Hehe.

(*)You had us ask for permission from the teacher. We worked around it and planned for our teacher to say no, But-

SHE SAID YES!

*Erm. Yes. mhm. Tips?

YEAH RIGHT!

How to eat the most!

Fast beforehand, for as long as you can go without becoming grumpy or fainting. (hey, I actually had something good to offer this time!)

(BakerBOO!)

Just remember, slow and steady wins the race :)

(cerinthe)

 Just, eat it quickly, without even thinking, just shove it into your face, and just ignore the people staring at you like "Wha...? I'm not veen gonna talk to that person" And yes, PLEASE DO IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORE!!!

(Emekittycon K)

...Do it slowly. Also, don't think about the large quantities of food or calories that are entering your body. Distract yourself by talking to your family and continue to eat sporadically throught the whole. Day.

(Luna-Starr)

eat fast. Everyone says to eat slow, but then you get full faster.

(tno)

1: turn into a cat. (off to a great start) Make sure it is not one of the ones who get a bowl of dry food set out and eat it any time, but instead turn into one of the ones who gets meals and then devour them. This is to make sure you have no sense of self restraint whatsoever. 

2: rip open a bag of food, maybe grow opposable thumbs so you can open cans.

3: EAT.

(Feline Fantasy)

have a pretty small breakfast and lunch, and while you are making food, DON'T take little bites of whatever you are making, although it may be tempting. And while things are baking do little exercises like squats, so you get hungrier and by the time Thanksgiving dinner comes around you will be ready to eat all the food on the table!

(MM)

 

(*) And I said, that’s not my wife or my camel, it’s an insurance proctor!

Hehehe...that’s so dumb…

*I, for one, am extremely excited for this. The concept was quite atmospheric, and-

***Hey!

*unanimous groaning*

***You’re smart, but Ima say it anyway!

 **Please don’t. 

***What if we run out of time?

*We’ve already made extremely good progress even though we’ve only worked on it for a day.

***Good point! Ah, gimme a couple of seconds.

*Alright. Well, while the anxious gremlin thinks of more plots, let’s lighten the mood with a few...oh gosh, I know what’s next…

(*) That’s right, it’s the

NOVEMBER JOKES!

 

Why couldn’t the stuffing open the door?

Because he lost Turk-key!

 

 

Thanksgiving is actually Ella’s least favorite holiday.

Corn you believe it?

 

What do vampire turkeys drink out of?

Silver Gobble-its!

 

I used to dislike potatoes. But Spuddenly...I despised them.

 

Okay, Ella here, so I use punpedia for these jokes, and there’s an entry for Corn-ea, nand the example sentence is “My cornea is severely damaged.” 

 

What is turkey's favorite dessert?

Peach gobbler! 

(MM) 

 

What kind of keys can't open doors?

A tur-key

ba dum CHEE

(MM)

 

And finally, what do baby potatoes play on at the playground?

The tater-totter!

***I got another one!

**Right as I was getting out the drinks…

(*) WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT DID I WALK INTO

Relax, it’s just cider.

*Erm…

Oh yeah, that can be alcoholic too.

**warm cider. It cooks out all the alcohol.

*sigh* *It’s non-alcoholic apple cider.

(*)I don’t like how long it took for you to say that.

*I’m tired of this talk. SAMMY WHADDYA HAVE TO SAY

***what if the song doesn’t come out the best-

*-And I want to talk about the cider again.

**Sammy, we’ve been over this, sweetie.

(*)We´ve made really good progress-

*That’s a lot coming from the dream AE-

(*)-And even if it’s not the best so far, we have a whole week to practice!

***Now less than a week.

OOH BOY LOOK AT THE TIME IT’S THE

 LMWAY!

Last Month We Asked You: If you could choose any food to become a traditional Thanksgiving dinner food, what would it be?(Submitted by Majestic Mary)

tno said: Macaroni and Cheese. But homemade, because some of the boxed kinds are disgusting, in my opinion

BakerBOO! Said: I think that chicken or any meat besides turkey would be good! I find turkey to be really dry (you have to put so much gravy on!)

Luna-Starr said: Bread rolls should be a traditional food! They're delicious and easy- and also, bread is great

PygmyOwl said: I would say probably spaghetti or pasta of some sort. There aren't usually a whole lot of entrée options for me since I'm vegetarian, and most people like pasta in some form, so it seems like a pretty good choice.

Lupine said: I think that some Native American foods should be added to the tradition. (I admit that the only one I can name off the top of my head is popcorn.) I mean, Thanksgiving started as a feast between the white settlers and the Native Americans, (even though the settlers totally enslaved them and stole their land from them afterward, ugh) and I think they should get more credit.

Admin said: Other Native American foods: succotash (corn and beans cooked together) and maybe fry bread?

Majestic Mary said: Waffles. Cause why the heck not?

**Why are you so against the joke section, Zeke?

(*)One would think the smart AE would be able to appreciate a good joke.

*I would, if there were good jokes in there!

**GASP* **Zeke that’s mean to the CBers

*Their jokes are good! It’s just that it’s our least submitted section, so we have to make most of the content, and Kazmara is terrible at making jokes-

(*)HEY!

Oh great, they’re squabbling. Aaand Andrea is joining in to make peace. Or squabble along with them. Anyway it’s...was that the sound of the rocket launcher being taken out? THAT WAS THE SOUND OF THE ROCKET LAUNCHER BEING TAKEN OU-

*The following two sections will be played by the automated Floof Operator.*

LOCATION OF THE MONTH!

Third place is…

SAVING THE TURKEY!

Why: I’m a sucker for the movie Free Birds, and even though ROTTEN TOMATOES SAYS IT WAS A TRAVESTY, and I don’t remember much from it, you still get third place for hitting my comfort spots.

Second Place is…

AT THE TABLE

Why: Just like our previous second placer, MAJOR CB location vibes. But so does the first one, and...well, you’ll see. Great job!

First place is…

IN A CORNUCOPIA! 

Why: I swear I am not biased towards Luna-Starr, but this one was SO good, I knew it had to win. It’s Thanksgiving AND an HHG reference! LoVE IT!

AhHahahahahahaha.  Great job, all. As always, let’s end on a high note with the...
CHATTERBOX AWARDS!

(Awarded by Lupine)

Our Second Actually Good Participation award: Spirit!
Why:Your content on Inkwell and Pudding’s palace is fanTABULOUS! Thanks for being you!

 

CRISIS AVERTED!

(*)As well as fun…

*And justice…

Neither of those words describe what just happened.

**I’ll say. 

**Anyway, make sure to comment content for the October MCU!

*Here’s what we’ll accept:

December jokes 

Location of the Month!

How to Use Excess Wrapping Paper To Help the Environment!

LMWAY (Secret Santa time! Give a gift to the LAST person who commented! For the first commenter, you give one to me :). Please wait until the most recent comment comes in to comment this one, and try not to do repeats!)

CBer awards!

Important dates!

(*)Additionally, if you have any ideas for future advice columns or LMWAYs, PLEASE tell us! 

***We’re always accepting new ideas, because making the MCU is harder than it seems!

If ya’ll have any suggestions, make sure to comment them! We appreciate it more than we can say!

 (*)Hey, why is Sammy so down?...And also just slammed that door and is therefore gone?

**Idk, mate. 

*...texting speech?

**Somthn rong?

*...No, it’s...yeah, you know what it is.

**K ill stop.

*I have a feeling you won’t

I’m just thankful that nothing bad happened. Hey! Thankful! Funny, right? Cuz, like...November?

*I don’t like the joke section.

Rude. Anyway, that’s all the time we have left for today, but always remember that you are loved and important.

‘Till next month,

Floof Industries