Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

HELLO EVERYBODY!

Sorry guys, but the other Floof employees are away on a business trip, so it’ll be just me this time around. Just like old times!

That doesn’t mean the September MCU will be any less fun, though! In fact, we have raking tips (an advice column suggested y Majestic Mary), hilarious jokes, and an amazing revelation: Why do we only hear about #2 pencils? Let’s kick things off with the

IMPORTANT DATES!

Sep 1 - Heroes Of Olympus(HOO)’ dad’s birthday!

Sep 2 -VJ Day!

Sep 3 - National Skyscraper Day

Sep 4 - National Wildlife Day

Sep 5 - International Day of Charity

Sep 6 - National Read a Book Day

Sep 7 - Labor Day

Sep 8 - International Literacy Day

Sep 9 - International Sudoku Day

Sep 10 - World Suicide Prevention Day

Sep 11 - Patriot Day

Sep 12 - National Chocolate Milkshake Day

Sep 13 - National Celiac Disease Awareness Day

Sep 14 - National Coloring Day

Sep 15 -  National Online Learning Day AND International Day of Democracy!

Sep 16 - Mexican Independence Day

Sep 17 - Constitution Day

Sep 18 - Rosh Hashanah

Sep 19 - National Meow Like a Pirate Day AND The Dessert HHG!

Sep 20 - National Pepperoni Pizza Appreciation Day

Sep 21 - Batman Day AND The International Day of Peace!

Sep. 22 - First Day of Fall...and Fall Prevention Day

Sep 23 - National Dogs in Politics Day

Sep 24 - National Cherries Jubilee Day

Sep 25 - Heritage Day AND National Daughter’s Day!

Sep 26 - Family Health & Fitness Day

Sep 27 - Yom Kippur AND National No Excuses Day!

Sep 28 - National Son’s Day

Sep 29 - World Heart Day

Sep 30 - National Love People Day

This next one I’m SUPER excited about, as it was fan submitted! Make sure to keep on submitting suggestions, folks; they make my life a whole lot easier!

RAKING ADVICE!

(This question was submitted by Majestic Mary!)

First of all, don't rake up the grass. Try and keep the rake a few inches above the ground, so you only get the leaves and not the grass. 

(Majestic Mary)

do it as a family, it's more fun that way. :)

(Luna-Starr)

Don't let your dog, siblings, or possibly your CAT get in your leaf pile and jump in it, only do that yourself, so you can have all the fun.

(Emekittycon Kitten)

(All Floof tips from AARP)

Make sure to wear layers, especially if you’re going to be outside for a while. You’ll warm up from doing the work, so don’t be afraid to peel off a few.

Warm up before you rake. Raking uses almost all the muscles in your body according to James Weinstein, chairman of the Department of Orthopedics at Dartmouth Medical School, so it’s good to do a couple of stretches before you work.

Eee! Excitement! And wonderful tips, everyone, especially since raking is a popular pastime of mine! But enough adult stuff like save-the-dates and chore discussion. Let’s get onto the

SEPTEMBER JOKES!

What do horses eat on their pancakes?

Maple STIRRup!

(Emekittycon Kitten)

British people: We call it Autumn, from the French word “autompne” and later, the Latin “autumnus”

Americans: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL 

(online)

Why do people think September is childish?

Because it’s always making jokes about Fallrts and Bautumns!

Why does no one text Autumn?

Because it’s always leafing them on Red!

OooOoOh LMWAY TIIME!

OUR LMWAY!

Last Month We Asked You: Why Does No One Talk About #1 and #3 pencils?

Luna-Starr said:Ella dear, we don't discuss #1 & 3 pencils because of the alien invasion of 1987... they stole all memories of #1 & 3 pencils from humanity to claim the ideas for themselves... or so they thought. >:)

Emekittycon Kitten said: Because two is the most important number in pencils, because to me, #2 pencils were made by someone who really liked the second month of the year, February, so he made #2 pencils to honor February.

Wonderful yet cryptic responses, ya’ll! And now, it is time for the…

LOCATION OF THE MONTH!

Unlike most MCUs, everyone submitted the same idea. However, I am LOVING this one, as it is…

JUMPING IN A BIG PILE OF LEAVES!

It really is a shame that my stepdad never needs me to rake, but at least I can jump it in my mind, folks!

Wonderful job, all of you! And now, let’s go out with a bang (hahaha funny AJR) with THE...

CHATTERBOX AWARDS WITH LUNA-STARR!

Revivers of BaB: Kitten, Luminescence, Pygmy Owl, Feline Fantasy, and Strawberri!

I know there are more of you in this movement, but I'd like to thank these guys specifically for bringing more attention to the awesome, yet neglected, section of the CB that is Blab About Books! Thank you for giving BaB the love it deserves!

Best Random HHG: Ella Starburst

Yes. I made this an award. You deserve it. Thanks for being witty, friend. <3

[Aww, thank you. :)]

This CBer Has Lots Of Cool Ideas Award: Kitten (again)!

I have to give this to you, Kitten, because of the Meatless Week thread as well as #Revive BaB! You're such an original, creative CBer & I'd like to thank you for all of the cool ideas and threads you've been giving us this month! We wouldn't be the same without you! <3 

Anyway, make sure to comment content for the October MCU!

Here’s what we’ll accept:

October jokes 

Location of the Month!

Tips for SpOoOking

LMWAY (if you could only dress up as a villain for Holloween, which one would it be?{Submitted by Luna-Starr})

CBer awards!

Important dates!

Additionally, if you have any ideas for future advice columns or LMWAYs, PLEASE tell us! 

We’re always accepting new ideas, because making the MCU is harder than it seems!

If ya’ll have any suggestions, make sure to comment them! We appreciate it more than we can say!

That’s all the time we have left for today, but just remember: you are loved, important, and valid, in one way or another.

Signed,

Floof Industries.