Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

AUGUST HOLIDAY HUNGER GAMES!

Now I know what ya'll are thinkin':

Wait a second! It's August! There are no special holidays!

Well, we know that too, but a month just isn't the same without a HHG!

(*)that's why we decided to make a little something special for August, and every other month devoid of holidays!(*)

*WHATA DAY!*

(*)Zekey, my boy, tell us about Whata Day!(*)

Whata Day is a fictional holiday on the nineteenth of every holiday-derived month in which anything can happen. The traditions change every single year, so you never know what will happen next. Thus, the Whata Day HHG is a bit different; for our first HHG, there will be no theme. However, the winner of this HHG will decide the theme for the next Whata Day, happening on...*

This September!

*We won't be making HHGsfor holidays solely giving kids a day off of school because of a lack of material and because we want to have more Whata Days per year. Memorial Day is the only exception. Also, the New Years won't be counted because they're right next to each other as well as personal life.*

Without further ado, Let's see our tributes!

MARCH

STARCHASER

GEORGIA (Non-Cber)

SELCOUTH (Non-Cber)

ELEMENTGIRL

ZITELLE (non-Cber)

GLASS (non-Cber)

cerinthe

AGENT WINTER 

STRAWBERRI 

FELIX (Non-Cber)

NYX 

NIGHTENGALE

XEIX (Non-Cber) 

DOLPHIN

HEROES OF OLYMPUS (HOO) 

HUMMINGBIRD

BARNSWALLOW

FELINE FANTASY

SUMMER

SHADOWMIST

SURROUNDEDBYBOOKS

NITESKIIES

anongirl

ARVE

LEAFY

(*)Now, lET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!

GATEWAY

Nyx steps off her podium too soon and blows up.

Nightengale finds Glass hiding in the cornucopia and k.Os her. 

Surroundedby Books strangles Leafy after engaging in a fist fight.

(*)Great start everyone!

Oh, don't have a repeat of the SBB incident, I don't want to do all that paperwork...

DAY ONE
Hummingbird, Heroes Of Olympus, and Strawberri start fighting, but Heroes Of Olympus runs away as Hummingbird K.Os Strawberri.

 

(*)that's low, Hummingbird.

"that's low?"

(*) WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY-

 

Barnswallow accidentally slaps Niteskiies and apoligizes. Again. And again. And Again. And again. And Again. And- 

 

big mood.

 

NIGHT ONE 

 

Starchaser stabs Zitelle while her back is turned.

 

trust nobody...*cocks gun, points it at Ella* not even yourself.

 

Arve writes the great American novel, while Surroundedby Books writes the ok Canadian novel.

It's funny that this is here, because tomorrow's events seem like something straight out of a novel. For now though, we got romance...

 

Nightengale convinces Feline Fantasy to snuggle with her.

 

and everyone else K.Oing themselves. 

 

Dolphin, Heroes Of Olympus, anongirl, and Niteskiies form a suicide pact, k.Oing themselves.

cerinthe falls into a pit and K.Os. 

 

Great job, everyone!

 

DAY TWO

 

Feline Fantasy, Barnswallow, Starchaser, and Agent Winter hunt for other tributes. 

 

(*)Don't do that, guys! You miss all the action...

 

Xeix, Shadowmist, March, and Surroundedby Books discuss the best ship dynamic.

 

 

(*)The suspense... 

 

Nightengale stalks Summer 

 

(*) The Character DevelopmentTM...

 

Hummingbird and Georgia argue about their favorite color, but realize that the true best color is the friends they made along the way: Arve. 

 

(they are a blanket burritto)

(*)and Elementgirl. 

ElementGirl is K.O'd from hunger.

(*)Great job, sweetie!

 

NIGHT TWO

Starchaser, Agent Winter, and Xeix take a trolley STRAIGHT OUTTA HERREEE! (they're no longer in the game)

Shadowmist stays awake all night.

Arve stays awake all night. 

March is K.O'd from hypothermia. 

 

Today was unproductive.

 

Georgia convinces Nightengale to snuggle with her.

 

Nightengale you sweet low-willed bent spoon you already have a girlfriend

 

Surroundedby Books turns on her turn signal before driving.
Feline Fantasy sets up camp for the night.

 

At least SOMEONE'S being productive.

 

THE FEAST 

(*)Oh, that was quick.

Nightengale sets Feline Fantasy on fire with a molotov.

 

(*) my favorite cocktail.

 

Shadowmist spears Georgia in the abdomen.

i...it's day three...

Summer and Arve work together to drown Barnswallow.

 

wait....wheren't they on good terms in the Father's Day HHG, Arve and Swallow?

Summer, you serpentine temptress... 

Surroundedby Books accidently steps on a landmine.

 

OH SO MUCH FOR BEING RESPONSIBLE

 

Final five, woo-ha.

HUMMINGBIRD

SUMMER

ARVE

NIGHTENGALE

SHADOWMIST

 

Ooh, could Shadowmist be the first non-Cber to win?

(*)I'm cheerin' for ya, laddie!

 

DAY THREE

 

ah, the four deadly sins...

 

Shadowmist Eats a carrot, three fruit snack, and a cat from a lagoon.

 

Gluttony...

 

Summer tries to sleep through the entire day.

 

Sloth...

 

Hummingbird travels to higher ground.

 

Star Wars...

 

Nightengale and Arve work together for the day.

 

and ARVE ARE YOU PURE OR NOT

 

NIGHT THREE

Two desolate weepers...

Shadowmist weeps while drinking Starbies. 

Hummingbird weeps while drinking Starbies.

 

Two unsettled sleepers. 

Arve is awoken by nightmares.

Nightengale is awoken by nightmares.

 

And ALL of them are having a better time than I will when I do tonight's paperwork. DAY THREE FEAST? REALLY?

 

Night Four

 

Nightengale is K'O'd from Hunger.

 

Finally, some action, move it along, I have things to do. We skipped day Four, people. 

And we're skipping day five, too...

And we're having a rushed ending. YA!

 

nIGHT FIVE

Hummingbird becomes the official spokesperson for the monkeys. OOH AHHA AHA

Arve questions her sanity.

 

big. mood.

 

(*)Y'know what, I'm not even gonna put the days anymore I'm just layin' out the final moments.

Arve throws a knife into Shadowmist's chest.

Arve K.Os due to untreated injuries.

Hummingbird questions her sanity.

Summer questions her sanity.

and the winner, between the two sanity questioning quartermasters, IS.....

Hummingbird dies from hunger.

SUMMER!