Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

FOURTH OF JULY HOLIDAY HUNGER GAMES!

(*)Hello all my party people! It is I, Kazmara Kizzins, whose Hobby is Holiday!

That's a bit much.

(*)Shhhhhshut it! 

Hey, I'm adding this to make my smaller cousin happy: 

(*) ANyway, with my new Floof Employage, I have undertaken the role of hosting the Holiday Hunger Games!

She begged on her hands and knees.

***It was quite entertaining.

(*)ACHACHACCAHAC HEEERRE are our tributes!

STRAWBERRI

anongirl

ISABEL T

TIMBERMIST

ZITELLE

DUSK SHADOW

AGENT WINTER

STARCHASER

ZELLA~NEX

ARVE

XEIX 

SHADOWMIST 

ELEMENTGIRL 

INDIGO FEATHER

SURROUNDEDBYBOOKS

GEORGIA 

ELLA STARBURST (This was NOT hacking, I swear, it just happened)

AILERULA

DOLPHIN 

cerinthe 

HEROES OF OLYMPUS

LEAFY

EVERGEEN

And last but not least...

LUNA-STARR!

Last Lady's Luck! Hopefully this works out for you! 

(*)Let's begin, pardners!

THE GRAND BEGINNING

(*)Let's get the obligatory K.Os out of the way...

Zella Nex shoots a poisonous blow dart into Heroes Of Olympus's neck, slowly K.Oing her. 

Agent Winter finds anongirl hiding in the cornucopia, but anongirl K.Os her.

Evergreen finds Arve hiding in the cornucopia, but Arve K.Os her.

(*)Waiwaiwaiawiawiawiawai ARVE????????? 

(*)Not only is she//he/they/dre a previous winner, what happened to pure blanket burritoo??????

DAY ONE

Zitelle pulls out a sparker, but Starchaser pulls out a MORNING GLORY! 

(*)Our first Fourth of July event!

Isabel T. pushes cerinthe off a cliff during a knife fight. 

(*)NO 

(*)Also, sorry if my jokes are bad, Ella spent more than an hour on this and is constantly being pestered by cousins, so creativity is on a low.

NIGHT ONE

Dusk Shadow sings Christmas Carols, and Starchaser K.O's her. 

(*)Listen ya'll, I love holidays, but the division between Thanksgiving and Christmas? SACRED.

Dolphin writes a book about politics.

Elementgirl writes a book about politics. 

That'll be fun for the Chatterbox...

Yeah, we all remember the politics thread...
(*) HEY! MY! SPOT!LIGHT!

Yeah, well what are you gonna do it about it?

Leafy destroys Ella Starburst's supplies while she is asleep.

Ok. 

DAY TWO 

Shadowmist insults Hamilton, and Zella Nex slowly turns around in their swivel chair, glaring at her.

(*) I can feel Andrea's gaze.

Ella Starburst bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

OH COME ON

Dolphin fights for the Second Ammendment.

*click* noice.

NIGHT TWO

anongirl and Zella Nex work together to drown Zitelle. 

(*)TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAMWORK!
Georgia unknowingly eats toxic berries.
that's not very cash money.

Arve and Luna-Starr huddle for warmth.

UWUUWUWUWUUWUUW 

DAY THREE
Xeix insults Hamilton, and Surrounded By Books slowly turns around in their swivel chair, glaring at him. 

(*) Andrea, please, I have a family.

Elementgirl is about to blow Dusk Shadow up, but Dolphin reminds him that Dusk Shadow isn't a firework.

(*)And thus, all K.Oing was cured.

Arve kills Luna-Starr with a hatchet. 

(*)JKKKKKKKKK 

Night THREE

Xeix, Dusk Shadow, Surrounded By Books, anongirl, and Ailerula sleep in shifts.

 

...

Shadowmist, Dolphin, Isabel T., Zella Nex, and STRAWBERRI sleep in shifts.

...

Leafy and Timbermist sleep in shifts.

 

UwU

Indigo Feather and Elementgirl huddle for warmth.

 

UWUUWUWUUWUW 

DAY FOUR

Dolphin builds some fireworks.

(*)Nice!

STRAWBERRI steals the Declaration of Independance. 

(*)NOOOOO

Attention everyone. The Declaration of Independence has been stolen. America is cancelled. Everyone can go home now.

NIGHT FOUR

Leafy accidently steps on a landmine.

(*)*slow clap*

Ailerula dresses up as Uncle Sam.

American Cosplay! 

please, never say that again.

Dolphin writes a book about politics. 

(*)TchaK! What are you, MARGERET ATWOOD?

Margret...Atwood.

(*)IT'S THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED IN MY HEAD OKIAY?

anongirl sets Xeix on fire with a molotov.

(*) FOCUS ON THAT. LOOK XEIX IS K.O'D. FOCUS ON THAT.

...

(*)...

...Atwood.

(*) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

DAY FIVE

Shadowmist chomps on a grill. 

Fun fact, my stepdad made fun of me for making this one. You wanna know where he is NOW?

Indigo Feather spears Timbermist in the abdomen.

...in the livin' room I'm in. But hey, Timbermist's K.O'd.

NIGHT FIVE

Zella Nex k.o's Shadowmist for her supplies.

Dolphin K.Os of dysentery.

Isabel T. is awoken by nightmares. 

I don't have a joke for this. this is just sad.

(*)I DO! BOY BOY BOY, THE K'CHACKIN SAD CENTERETRE BE BUSY 2-DAYYY

THE FEAST

Arve k.Os Isabel T. for her supplies.

Elementgirl destroys anongirl's memoirs out of spite.
(*)These are not good vibes around here, lads!

Ailerula K.Os from an infection. 

(*)how did you DIE from an inFECTION at the FEAST 

NIGHT SIX

Indigo Feather begs for anongirl to K.O her. She reluctantly obliges.

(*)oh... 

Arve falls into a pit and K.Os.

(*)Oh...  

Dusk Shadow plays Kirby Pays His Taxes. 

(*)AYYYYYYYYYYy

(*)FIVE FINALE!

Dusk Shadow

anongirl

Strawberri

Zella-Nex

Elementgirl

(*)Place your bets, let's play MAHJONG!

No!

DAY SEVEN

anongirl and Elementgirl respectfully disagree on political issues.

(*) yeah ok that's nice I guess DESTROY EACH OTHER

NIGHT SEVEN

(*) In an unforseen series of events...

Dusk Shadow spears STRAWBERRI in the abdomen.

anongirl leaves the game.

Zella-Nex freezes to K.Oage.

(*)WE ARE DWON TO OUR FWINALW TUWOW!

NO! 

Elementgirl

Dusk Shadow

(*)DRUMROLL PLEASE......

Elementgirl K.Os trying to escape the arena .

DUSK SHADOwO!