Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

Hello everybody!

*Wait, is it MCU time?

**IT’S MCU TIME BABY!

*It’s MCU time!

***It’s MCU time?

It’s MCU time!

(*)It’s MCU time!

Who are you, Southern lady?

(*) I’m the Easter Egg girl from the 2019 Egg hunt.

Right. You’re never coming back.

*Yes, that was extremely stressful.

**Sorry. 

(*) It’s fine, girl. I still get to hang out here, right?

**Oh yeah, of course!

***Sure.

*Definitely.You know what, you-you wanna hang out here and help us with this MCU?

(*) Oh yeah, sure! But, just before I sit down…

*FREEDLE DEEDLE WHOOSH*

Ooh, nice Fourth of July wear!

(*) Thanks! I kind of consider myself an all-around holiday person.

Anyway, It’s MCU time babey! 

*The introduction of our newest member...uh…

(*)Kazmara.

*Kazmara serves as an introduction enough!
**So, without further ado, let us begin with the-

(*)No, I wanna do this one. Let’s begin with the

IMPORTANT DATES!

July 1 - International Chicken Wing Day (Majestic Mary), Joke Day (Barnswallow), National U.S Postage Stamp Day AND Doctor’s Day (Heroes Of Olympus)!

July 2 - I forgot day (M.M)

July 3 - Eat B E A N S day (M.M) AND Agent Winter’s Mom’s Birthday! (A.W) Hamilton also comes to Disney+ today! (Starchaser, Barnswallow, Agent Winter)

July 4 - Independence Day (HOO,Strawberri, Barnswallow) AND The 4th of July HHG!

July 5 - Asalha Puja

July 6 - National Zoonose Day (HOO) AND Lupine’s Brother’s birthday! (Lupine)

July 7 - Eat Chocolate Day (M.M)

July 8 - National Video Game Day (Barnswallow)

July 9 - National Sugar Cookie Day (A.W)

July 10 - National Kitten day!

July 11 - Cheer Up the Lonely Day (M.M),World Population Day, AND Free Slushie Day at 7/11 (HOO, hope you don’t mind the addition)

July 12 - National Simplicity Day, Paper Bag Day (HOO),Pecan Pie Day (Barnswallow), AND National Jello Day! (A.W)

July 13 - Embrace Your Geekness Day! (M.M and Barnswallow)

July 14 - Bastille Day OR National French Day (HOO), Mac and Cheese Day, AND Cow Appreciation Day! (Lupine)

July 15 - Be A Dork Day (Barnswallow),Cow Appreciation Day and M.M’s brother's birthday! (M.M)

July 16 - National Corn Fritter Day (A.W)

July 17 - World Emoji Day

July 18 - Nelson Mandela International Day

July 19 - National Ice Cream Day (A.W)

July 20 - Lollipop Day (A.W)

July 21 -National Junk Food Day

 July 22 - Hammock Day (M.M and Barnswallow)

July 23 - National Wear 12 Pairs Of Socks Day (Not an actual day, HOO, but we’re including it anyway because an admin commented on it)

July 24 - Unofficial Meme Day (Strawberri) AND Tell An Old Joke Day (Barnswallow)!

July 25 - National Chili Dog Day (M.M)

July 26 - National Parent’s Day AND All or Nothing Day(Barnswallow)!

July 27 - Take Your Pants For a Walk Day (M.M) AND Lupine’s Birthday (Lupine)!

July 28 - National Milk Chocolate Day!

July 29 - National Tiger Day (Blackfooted Bobcat)!

July 30 -International Day of Friendship (Barnswallow)

July 31 - CB National Pixie Day (aqua),System Administrator Appreciation Day(Barnswallow), National Mutt Day (A.W), Harry Potter’s Birthday (Lupine), Strawberri’s Cat’s Birthday, Celebrate Cats Day (Strawberri) AND Dusk Sky’s birthday (Who do you think)!

(*)Ah, I love holidays. Any single day you can celebrate is a wonderful day indeed.

***Before we move on to our advice, might I remind you that we were going to discuss dealing with anxiety today?

*Ooh, right! So, our first tip is to exercise. 

Ooh, I actually do that one!

***And you’re, like, the only person who does in your school, Ella. Which makes you a dork.

*A smart dork, though: Exercise releases endorphins, a chemical that makes you feel good and less stressed!

(*)There are plenty of ways to exercise, too! Like dancing!

*Running.

(*)Zumba!

NO. NO ZUMBA.

**Does petting kittens count?

*If you’re petting so hard that you DO break a sweat, you’re either petting the kitten way too hard or it’s very hot.

In which case you should should turn the thermostat down or go inside, because kittens don’t like being out there!

IF YOU NEED MOTIVATION TO RUN, DOWNLOAD ZOMBIES RUN BECAUSE IT’S A STORY THAT PLAYS WHILE YOU RUN, SORRY I’M YELLING, I”M JUST REALLLLLY PASSIONATE.

(*)...What’s our next subject?

*Oh, it’s

FIREWORK SAFETY TIPS!

You'll obviously need to purchase them in bulk. You need that bargain! You'll also need to make sure what you're doing is 100% illegal wherever you are. Fireworks are all about rebellion, right?

(Luna-Starr)

First, you must always wear a protective suit filled with ice, to protect you from the heat. A refrigerator with arm and leg holes will do the trick.

(Sybill)

Alright. 1. Always have water handy, or a fire extinguisher. 2. Do not get too close to the launcher when you shoot off your fireworks. 3. Absolutely do NOT lean over the barrel. 4. Obey all laws on your area. e.g. where we live you’re not allowed to use fireworks. 5. Do not allow Shard to use the fireworks. 6. BE CAREFUL!!

(Dolphin & Coral)

ALWAYS have a hose nearby, in case the grass catches fire, and don't try to get the fire extinguisher from the laundry room, especially if you don't know how to use it!! (I speak from experience...)

(Majestic Mary)

Make sure to wear at least three pairs of sunglasses to protect yourself from the lights.

(Sybill)

Put in earplugs, then headphones, and for good measure, throw on a couple beanies to protect your ears.

(Sybill)

mk. First, buy one hundred firworks. tie them all together so they go in a controlled direction, not all over. then, you'll need a safety suit. get your cooler. cut leg&arm&head holes in it. empty the icemaker into the cooler and put it on. There, you're safe. oh, and wrap a towel around your head so if you fall it doesnt hurt. Now, to be safe when setting the fireworks off, get a long long long stick and light the end of it. that way you dont have to get close to the fireworks to light them! and finally, touch the burning stick to the firework tips and watch them burst off earth! since they're tied together, they'll either go straight up in a spectacular display, or explode and kill you. Hope it's the first! 

(Pine of HOO)

Always remember if your firework isn't launching correctly always look right down the canister to make sure nothing is wrong. If the firework just refuses to launch make sure to properly dispose of it by tossing it into the fire. Instead of hiring professionals to launch the fireworks, just ask your little cousin, it's much cheaper and he'll have a blast.

(Barnswallow)

Before launching fireworks, carefully stare at the sun until you go blind and then get your family and friends to scream so loud you go deaf. This way your eyes and ears won't get hurt by fireworks! :D

(aqua)

Get yourself in a huge plastic bubble and stand 20 feet away from the firework. Then get a very long and thin match to light the firework.

(Dusk Sky)

(*)NEXT! TIP!

*Sometimes, it’s better to tell others about your anxiety then to just let it be. So share!

**But what if it makes them upset? 

(*)Or it ruins our reputation?

*Kazmara, you’re talking an awful lot, even though it’s your first MCU.

(*) I’ve watched you idiots run to and fro. I know how this thing works.

***rude.

*Anyway, even though you’d rather keep them inside, you must know that most people don’t judge those that have anxiety and those who do aren’t worth spending your time on.

(*)o.

**JOOOOOKKKKEEESSSSS

JULY! JOKES!

The Fourth of July weekend was coming up, and the nursery school teacher

took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. “We live in a

great country,” she said. “One of the things we should be happy about is

that, in this country, we are all free.” One little boy came walking up

to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips

and said. .“I’m not free. I’m four.”

(Alex)

Does England have a 4th of July? Yes they do, and a July 5th and a July 6th 

(Barnswallow)

Dad: July is my favorite month. 

Son: Why July? 

Dad: I never lied

(Barnswallow)

 

The nerve of some people! Here it is, July 8th and they're outside shooting off fireworks. They almost caught my Christmas decorations on fire!

 

(Barnswallow)

 

How about this?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Isla. (Pronounced is-la)

Isla who?

Isla the 4th of July! Come on out, it's time for fireworks! 

(Clovertoe)

 

Q: Where did George Washington buy his hatchet? 

A: At the chopping mall.

(HOO)

 

 Q: Why were the early American settlers like ants? 

A: 'Cause they lived in colonies.

(HOO)

 

What does a parrot want on the Fourth of July?

 A firecracker!!!

(Majestic Mary)

 

What is a miner's favorite month? 

Jewel-ly!

(M.M)

 

 

  

*Our next tip: find a healthy distraction! While these won’t get rid of the anxiety, they also prevent anxiety from being the main focus. ALRIGHT EXAMPLES GO GO GO

UUHHH MOVIE

**SINGING AND DANCING 

***Crying.

*SAMMY NO!

(*)HOLD A PARTYYY!

*That takes too much planninG!

Puzzle?

**Pet kitty!

***Make a card castle?

**I’M HUNGRY!

(*)?

**That’s not a distraction, I’m just hungry. I represent Ella’s emotions, what she feels, and right now she feeling hungry.

*...And if you can’t find a healthy distraction, it may help some people to write down their thoughts!

OUR LMWAY!

(Note: For this LMWAY, we will be commenting a rating for every firework. Check our comment section once this is posted for the LMWAY!
*Next up: Create a schedule! If you’re stressed about everything you need to get done in one day, a schedule will give you a sense of control over your day! Here are some tips!

(*) Make sure to schedule in break time for your mental health!

*Additionally, don’t fill your schedule to the brim. Sometimes, life throws us a curveball, and a much more fluid schedule is easier to adjust to this random occurrence!

***Try to plan to do projects in accordance when they’re due.
**Eat The Frog!

*No!

**No, it's a phrase! It means to get the thing you least want to do over with at the start of your day instead of procrastinating it!

(*)Why would eating a frog be on my schedule?

***Maybe you’re a character in a Brother’s Grimm fairy tale.

*Or one of Ella’s stories. Those can get VERY dark!

Ooh, the MCU is almost over! You know what that means...

 

LOCATION OF THE MONTH!

Honorable mention: Jumping the pool, because two people posted it.

In third place, we have…

AT THE BEACH!

Why: The beach is very nice, but also h o t

 

In second place, we have…

A NICE COOL SWIMMING POOL!

Why: It rhymes!

 

 

In first place, we have…

LIGHTING UP THE SKY!

Why: it means fireworks AND lightning!

 

*One last tip before the awards: Remember that self-care is important! If you overwork yourself, make time for a “me day”, or just give yourself a break. After all, how can your work be the best when your mental health is suffering?

**And now, ladies and gentlemen, we have the...

CBER AWARDS WITH LUNA-STARR!!

A Special Happy Birthday to: Joan B. of Arc!

Why: A shoutout to our awesome friend and role model, Joan, to wish her a happy eighteenth birthday! Here's to many more!! *confetti*

 

Awesome returning CBers: Bakerloo and Bibi Potter!

Why:It's always awesome to see people again after they've been gone! Thank you for coming back to the CB and we hope you stick around for a while! <3

 

Maker of Positive Threads: Leafy!

Why:For the awesome return of the Happiness thread, a place to share what is brightening your day. Thank you for a space to remember the good things! 

 

(*) Widdly why, July go bye-bye!

***Stop.

*Anyway, make sure to comment content for the August MCU!

Here’s what we’ll accept:

August jokes 

Location of the Month

Share some random pieces of information, advice, anything you can think of. Does it have to be factual? No!

LMWAY (What does August mean for you?

CBer awards!

Important dates!

*Additionally, if you have any ideas for future advice columns or LMWAYs, PLEASE tell us! 

**We’re always accepting new ideas, because making the MCU is harder than it seems!

If yall have any suggestions, make sure to comment them! We appreciate it more than we can say!

*Well, that’s about it for this MCU!

**Make sure to tune in later for our LMWAY, where we rate your fireworks!

This ending may seem a bit rushed, but that’s because I need to get stuff done!
***One more word about the anxiety tips though: don’t get frustrated if they don’t work for you or don’t work right away. Everyone has different anxiety, and what works for some might not work for others. 

(*)Plus, some stuff we mentioned, like making a schedule, is a habit that takes time to put into practice. Be patient with yourself!

I have to be a productive member of society now. Just remember CBers: you are loved, and nothing can ever change that! 

Sincerely, 

Floof Industries.