FATHER'S DAY HHG!!!!!

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FATHER'S DAY HHG!!!!!

FATHER'S DAY HHG!!!!!

Let's get this bread mates. 

In case you don't know what's happening, the H.H.G stands for Holiday Hunger Games, a Floof-sponsored event. Every holiday, we put in Twenty-four Cbers in a hunger games simulator to fight to the- Right.

So, due to previous censorship, we are deciding to change the format. Instead of everyone dying and being mirculously revived, they will be K.O'd. When someone is K.O'd, they fall asleep and have nice dreams. They are then transported to a special Floof Brand Medic Center, where they are healed and given a nice teddy bear. 

The winner, however, will receive a super cool Floof Prize from the weird portal we own!

Let's start this, baby!

Here are our compeitors!

Agent Winter 

Summer

Jade J.

Dolphin

Pygmy Owl 

anongirl

SurroundedByBooks

Dusk S

Emekittycon K

Evergreen

Strawberri

Luna-Starr

Arve 

Nyx

Leafy

Ella Starburst

Hummingbird

cerinthe

Georgia

abcde

Heroes Of Olympus (HOO)

Isabel T.

Barnswallow 

Zella-Nex

Let's Begin!

CORNUCOPIA FEAST

Leafy sets an explosive off, K.Oing Nyx.

Why do our HHGs always start off with K.Os? 

DAY ONE 

Surrounded By Books convinces HOO to not K.O him, only to K.O him instead. 

It's not enough that I always have to go back and add spaces to your name because the code can't handle your long name, nononono, you have to be a TRAITOR!

Ella Starburst K.Os from an infection.

This is YOUR FAULT, SBB!

Zella-Nex shoots an arrow at cerinthe, but misses and K.Os abcde instead. 

This too!

NIGHT ONE

Agent Winter poisons Hummingbird's drink, but mistakes it for her own and K.Os.

*slow claps*

Arve and Summer have a wholesome Father/child bonding experience.

hey, our first Father's Day event! And it's so whole-

Dolphin convinces Emekittycon K to snuggle with him.

*Careless Whispers on the recorder intensifies*

Zella-Nex cries herself to sleep.

Hey, I really like Careless Whispers!

cerinthe and Pygmy Owl have a wholesome Father/child bonding experience.

Hey, some more cuteness!
And now, fire.

Georgia burns Evergreen with a dad joke.

Leafy and Surrounded By Books play golf. Surrounded By Books loses and gets so mad that he breaks her stick in half. 

And let's just have a little sprinkle of wholesome! 

Dusk S pays attention to the best dad - GOD!

DAY TWO

Zella-Nex and Evergreen sing the "You are my dad" vine to Hummingbird. 

You like that cute little bit of wholesome? Good!

Isabel T. K.Os cerinthe with a tree branch.


Dusk S unknowingly eats toxic berries.

Jade J. watches a 'my dad died' anime because she is a nasty gremlin who exists only to cause suffering, and the INTERNET-

Strawberri dresses up as BatDad. 

Barnswallow dresses up as BatDad.

Here's hell.

Georgia questions her sanity.

I would too, if I were ALIVE-

NIGHT TWO 

Strawberri defeats Dolphin in a fight, but spares his life. 
Wait, is Dolphin a girl? Wait, did I get that wrong? I'm pretty..but...hold on...
Barnswallow, Zella-Nex, and Summer get into a fight. Barnswallow triumphantly K.Os them both. 
GUYS I HAVE ADHD BE QUIET! 
DAY 3
Surrounded By Books forces Arve to K.OEmekittycon K or Pygmy Owl. She decides to K.O Pygmy Owl.
see SBB? You make me sad.
NIGHT THREE

Evergreen cracks open a cold one with the boys - CHILL OUT IT'S APPLE JUICE.

It better be!
Luna-Starr and Jade J. threaten a double suicide. It fails and they K.O.
See, it's not failing if you actually K.O
PEOPLE ARE DEAD, ELLA!
Shush, Leftie.
Dolphin pays attention to the best dad - GOD!
We all need him, Dolph.
DAY FOUR
Evergreen sings Dear Theodosia.
Emekittycon K sings Dear Theodosia.
Dear Theodosia, what to say to you... 
Dolphin attempts to climb a tree, but falls and K.Os.
You have big eyes, we don't yet know your name...

Surrounded By Books silently snaps Leafy's neck.

Oh we had so much fun together...
NIGHT FOUR
sabel T. and Strawberri play golf. Strawberri loses and gets so mad that she breaks her stick in half.
I don't know why, but now I just imagine Isabel T. as a golf club with an O.K K.O haircut.
THE FEAST
Georgia, Surrounded By Books, and Barnswallow confront each other, but grab what they want slowly to avoid conflict.
*heavy breathing*

Isabel T. snaps anongirl's neck.
*heavier breathing*
Strawberri shoots an arrow at Arve, but misses and K.Os Evergreen instead.
*heaviest breathing*

Emekittycon K accidently steps on a landmine. 
Why was SBB one of the least violent?
DAY FIVE

Strawberri and Barnswallow appreciate stepdads, because this is their holiday too.

:)
ARENA EVENT WOOWOWOWOOWOWOOWOW
The remaining tributes begin to hallucinate.

Barnswallow drowns Isabel T., who he thought was a shark trying to eat him.

Arve drowns Georgia, who she thought was a shark trying to eat her. 
Barnswallow: *trying to K.O Isabel T.)
Barnswallow: *Makes eye contact with Arve*
Arve:
Barns:
Arve:
Barns:
Arve:
Barns: :)
Arve: :)
DAY 6
Surrounded By Books does MANLY stuff like a MANLY MAN who MANLY MANifies on MANday.
Yeah, that's cool, but could you start K.Oing? I got things to do, buckaroni.
ARENA EVEENENNNNTTTT
Monkey Mutts fill the arena.
Strawberri uses Surrounded By Books as a shield from the monkey mutts.
What can I say? Long Live the King.
Final Three!
Arve, the returning champion bean burrito.
Barnswallow the :)ing drowner
Strawberri, who  
Okay, yeah, it's cute that Strawberri is looking at animal dads, but WHERE IS THIS INTERNET COMING FROM
NIGHT SEVEN

Barnswallow strangles Strawberri after engaging in a fist fight.

Arve accidently steps on a landmine.
THE WINNER IS BARNSWALOOOOOWWW!
Here is your prize, young man!
ipygx!
Thanks, Ted! Oh my! It's...A fake diploma from Herverd! Great job doing nothing!
As always, if you wish to be in the next HHG, Comment on the official reaping post on This Month! Happy Dad Day, Everybody, and stay safer than everyone previously mentioned!
Sincerely,
Floof Industries 
submitted by Floof Industries , Swinging on a Hammock
(June 21, 2020 - 1:25 pm)

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*applause* That's about how long I'd last in the Hunger Games. And yes, Dolphin is a female. And also, AAAAH DEAR THEODOSIA *hugs Ella Starburst* 

That was one of the best ones yet! I love these! (A suggestion-- you might ask people to tell you their gender when they sign up for the HHG? That way you don't have any mix-ups like with Dolphin.) 

submitted by Agent Winter, age Classified, Enceladus
(June 21, 2020 - 3:20 pm)
submitted by Top
(June 21, 2020 - 4:48 pm)

And I am a female as well. Agree with Agent Winter about the sign ups. 

Other than that, it was hilarious! 
submitted by Surroundedbybooks
(June 22, 2020 - 9:11 am)

Aww, thanks buddy! I really should start doing that. Also, did you notice that I switched to the Baby Yoda version and then to I Built a Friend?

submitted by Ella Starburst, Swinging on a Hammock
(June 23, 2020 - 5:32 pm)

Wow, Abcde! I outlasted you!

Don't brag. It's rude.

I don't really care. I'm very proud of myself.

Hmph. *crosses arms and sulks loudly*

Abcde. Be nice.

I apologize for my sulky AE. She's just jealous. Thank you, Floof Industries, for another wildly entertaining HHG. I lasted so long this time, I am aquiring skills! Honestly, though, this was absolutly beautiful.

Oh, and thank you, cerenthe, who is apparently my father, for being the best dad ever! XD

submitted by PygmyOwl&Abcde
(June 21, 2020 - 6:36 pm)

Thanks for the Harvard diploma, it's greatly appreciated. Also, just for future reference I'm a girl, but it's totally fine that you called me a boy. Also I enjoyed the singing of Dear Theodosia.

submitted by Barnswallow
(June 21, 2020 - 9:02 pm)

This is great, Ella! I am a Christian. 

submitted by Strawberri
(June 22, 2020 - 9:55 am)

You would never expect to be disappointed if you didn't see your name on a list of people preparing to fight to the death... And yet, I was.

Thanks so much for doing these! They're hilarious to read. I very much enjoyed the song "dear theodosia" turning into "dear baby yoda"

submitted by Majestic Mary, Too lazy to fill this out
(June 22, 2020 - 10:04 am)

MWAHAHAHAH!!! Yes, I AM a nasty gremlin who exists only to causes suffering!! *more evil laughter*

ANYWAY, thank you for taking the time to make these! They are hilarious and they make my day. Even when I'm evil and I die. Or K.O.

submitted by Jade J., age evil!!, the arena
(June 22, 2020 - 11:45 am)

*bursts into a fit of crazy laughing*

WONDERFUL

even though i was the first KO'd 

Wait, was i? i didnt even know if i died/KOd or not

but anyways that was HILARIOUS

and-for future refrences-im a girl if you messed that up-but its fine to call me whatever

*starts singing Dear Baby Yoda* 

oh my goodness, so so so so so so so so funny...

*Starts laughing insanely once finished reading*

you-haHA-died f-first! *more laughing* 

That was funny i have to admit... *starts giggling*

*look of horror*

wait you died 

no-i KO'D!

*still a look of horror* not helping 

submitted by HeroesOfOlympus, age eternal, somewhere-everywhere
(June 22, 2020 - 12:02 pm)

You where the second to be KOd. By me..... Mwa Ha Ha!!!!!!

submitted by Surroundedbybooks
(June 22, 2020 - 2:15 pm)

Ahhh, lovely! Great work Floof!

submitted by Hummingbird, Attolia
(June 30, 2020 - 7:56 pm)

Why did you change the "Harvard" to "Herverd"?

I'm sure I didn't do that. Maybe someone's typo? I just changed it to Harvard.

Admin

submitted by @Admins
(July 4, 2020 - 12:38 pm)