MEMORIAL DAY HHG!!!Y

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MEMORIAL DAY HHG!!!Y

MEMORIAL DAY HHG!!!

Yeah. I know. It's late. better late than never! 

Here are our tributes:

 


Agent Winter

Ailerula

Summer

Jade J.

Dolphin

Majestic Mary

anongirl 

SurroundedByBooks

Dusk S

Emekittycon K

Evergeen

Selcouth

Strawberri

Luna-starr

Nyx

Leafy

Ella Starburst

March

Hummingbird

Elementgirl

cerinthe

Georgia

Abcde

Nightengale

Let us begin!

 

Come on all, let's sing it y'all!

 

Majestic Mary overpowers Dolphin

DE-STRUCTION

wait...that's all?

This is supposed to be 

DAY ONE

 

Dusk S paints herself red, white, and blue.

hey, our first memorial day event! 


Surrounded By Books gets Abcde  

Oh. Okay. I get it. Goodbye Abcde in his FIRST HUNGER GAMES on the FIRST DAY while I'm APPRECIATING DUSK??!!

NightengaleanongirlElla Starburst, and Hummingbird honor dead soldiers - especially everyone that died LAST hunger games.

I suppose 

Luna-Starr jumps at Ailerula, but she manages to escape.

LEAVE LUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-EE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNEEE 

 

ANy other 35MM fans out th-I'm not even gonna ask that, I know I'm alone...

Elementgirl cries while watching 1917 with Evergreen and Jade J, who is wondering how Evergreen got internet access.

Oh believe me, there's a lot more mysterious internet where THAT came from.

NIGHT ONE

Welcome to irony land everybody!

NightengaleNyx, and Surrounded By Books cheerfully sing songs together.

Emekittycon K falls into a pit

Come get yer irony!

Evergreen and Agent Winter splash in the pool! 

March poisons Luna-Starr's drink. She drinks it

Irony? That's what this is, right?

cerinthe just kinda chills. Just chill. Just Chilllllllllllllllllllllll. Just chil. c. h . i . l l.

Hummingbird asks Ailerula to pick between Dusk S or Leafy. She decides to pick Dusk S.

I dunno. I just work at the factory.

DAY TWO

Ailerula cries while watching 1917 with Summer and cerinthe, who is wondering how Summer got internet access.

What did I tell you? 

Agent Winter, somehow finding internet, watches the memorial day concert.

What did I tell you?

Leafy and Georgia sells memes - all profits go towards soldier relief programs

S.B.B must have gotten a Why Are You Running vine because...

Hummingbird sprains her ankle while running away from Surrounded By Books.

Speaking of vines, THIS event...

Evergreen steals from Ella Starburst while she isn't looking.

always reminds me of the "if cleaning was bad" vine.

Oh hey!

March is hungry. 

 

I almost missed yoU!

Silly March, you can't escape.  

You are powerless.

You were a fool to think you could stop me.
NIGHT TWO

Majestic Mary attends a Memorial day zoom with Ailerulaanongirl, and Leafy.
Before you wonder about the internet...

Jade J unknowingly eats toxic berries.

selcouth and Hummingbird splash in the pool!

Summer and Surrounded By Books splash in the pool!

Elementgirl and Nightengale splash in the pool! 

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

 

DAY THREE

Ella Starburst has a moment of silence for the fallen soldiers. 

...

I meant it. I stopped writing this for ten seconds and saluted the sky, and I'm gonna do that for every event like this. DON'T SPEAK DURING THE M.O.S 

Majestic Mary tracks down Evergreen.

wHAT DID I jSUSt SaYA?

NIGHT THREE

Nyx defeats Ella Starburst in a fight, but spares her life.

That's honorable!

Georgia poisons Hummingbird's drink, but mistakes it for her own.

 

And that's just pathetic.

DAY FOUR

Majestic MaryNyxselcouthanongirlLeafy, and Summer put on a Memorial Day Parade!

DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DODOODO ODOD

Elementgirl leaves 

DOO...DOO DOO...DOO DOO DOO...

Nightengale cannot handle the circumstances.

DOODODOODODODODOODODOODODODO

NIGHT FOUR

Leafy posts about eating outside, which really isn't saying anything and HOW DID YOU GET THAT PHONE-
Um...

anongirlSummerAilerula, and Strawberri tra
ck down Nyx.

UM...
Hummingbird and cerinthe hold hands.

UMMM....

Surrounded By Books creates a memorial day museum. 

Ah.

DAY FIVE

AMERICA, AMERICA,

Agent Winter paints herself red, white, and blue.
YOU'RE ORANGE, RED, AND GREEN,

Strawberri cries while watching 1917 with Ailerula and Surrounded By Books, who is wondering how Ailerula got internet access. 

AMERICA, AMERICA,

Ella Starburstcerinthe, and Hummingbird get into an argument. Hummingbird stops them  

Great, now I can't finish the SONG,  

NIGHT FIVE

anongirl posts an inspirational soldier quote online, which no one reads and WHERE IS THIS INTERNET COMING FROM-
selcouth posts an inspirational soldier quote online, which no one reads and WHERE IS THIS INTERNET COMING FROM-

The dastardly duo...

Agent WinterHummingbird, and Surrounded By Books try to take a road trip and try to escape the arena.

their gaggle...

Strawberri argues with Ailerula. 

AND JERRY!

THE FEAST

Leafy steals Strawberri's memoirs.
The petty...

anongirl says goodbye to Majestic Mary. 

The ready

selcouth argues with Summer.

and the slicer of spaghetti.

selcouth, Leafy, anongirl, and Strawberri. Who should win? Vote on your devices now!

And everybody voted so hard that

NIGHT SIX

Leafy cries while reading The Fighters, but there's no crying in baseball, so anongirl makes him stop reading it.

and

selcouth goes biking because...May is national bike month?

FINAL THREE! WHOOPEE!

selcouth

anongirl

Strawberri

WHOOPEE!

(oh and in case you're wondering, nothing interesting happened on day 6, day and night seven,or day eight. which leads us to...)

NIGHT EIGHT

Strawberri goes home

anongirl tries to spring clean, but selcouth screams "NO!" 

THE WINNER, TO FOREVER BE HELD IN THE PLACE OF CHAMPIONS and p.w I guess IS...

SELCOUTH! 

 

submitted by Floof Industries , Dancing Around a Maypole
(May 26, 2020 - 12:12 pm)

Oh, I am dying of laughter, that is hilarious! Ha, I tried to escape on a road trip...with Agent Winter and Hummingbird...that is classic. Thank you so much!

submitted by Surroundedbybooks
(May 26, 2020 - 4:17 pm)

Just read it again, how could I skip the whole chunk about MEMES??????????????????

 

 

*dies of laughter*

submitted by Surroundedbybooks
(May 26, 2020 - 4:48 pm)

Wow, my death was kind of pathetic. Not as pathetic as Georgia's, though...

Hey!

Ya know what, it's your own fault you mixed up the drinks.

Well... Hmph!

That's what I thought.

 

submitted by Majestic Mary, age 1 eternity, Somewhere Special
(May 26, 2020 - 5:43 pm)

Wow. there was a lot of censoring in this. So, here's a quick laydown of the order of...tickles, since that's probably all the admins will allow. @Admins, if I age-restrict the HHG to 13 and over, will you refrain from censoring all of the deaths?

Dolphin

Abcde

Dusk S.

March (he was a little more than hungry) 

Jade J.

Evergreen

Georgia

Elementgirl

Nightengale

Nyx 

cerinthe & Ella Starburst

Agent Winter, Hummingbird, S.B.B (I was going to say gaggle of idiots but I thought that was mean)

Ailerula

Majestic Mary

Summer

Leafy

Strawberri

anongirl (i won't say what happened, but a metal chair was involved 

submitted by Ella Starburst, Dancing Around a Maypole
(May 26, 2020 - 7:39 pm)

Well that stinks. I died first?! Wow. Whatever! I’m signing up for the next one!

submitted by Dolphin, age 13 eons , Narnia
(May 27, 2020 - 9:11 am)

Ahh, now that makes sense how people just sort of vanish-died. 

submitted by Jade J.
(May 29, 2020 - 6:33 pm)

Wow. I was so confident of my success. And then, "Goodbye Abcde in his FIRST HUNGER GAMES on the FIRST DAY while I'm APPRECIATING DUSK??!!" (Oh, also, I'm a girl, just so you know.) But wow. Well, maybe I'll do better next time.

submitted by Abcde
(May 27, 2020 - 10:27 am)

Where is the internet coming from though--

submitted by Leafy, age No, not a cat
(May 27, 2020 - 10:55 am)

leafy steals my memoirs? Ha, ha, ha! Hey, I didn't get killed! 

submitted by Strawberri
(May 27, 2020 - 11:18 am)

Wow, that was amazing!

I can't believe that I survived a sprained ankle, a poisoned drink, and an argument. Also that I didn't drown in the pool. (Hummingbirds aren't great swimmers.) :)

submitted by Hummingbird
(May 28, 2020 - 7:06 pm)

Can I join?

submitted by Isabel, age 14, Michigan
(May 30, 2020 - 4:32 pm)

*sigh* I'm disappointed in myself for dying in such a nondramatic way as eating toxic berries. And I didn't even get to splash in the pool with everyone else! Oh well.

submitted by Jade J.
(May 30, 2020 - 9:24 pm)