MEMORIAL DAY HHG!!!Y
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MEMORIAL DAY HHG!!!Y
MEMORIAL DAY HHG!!!
Yeah. I know. It's late. better late than never!
Here are our tributes:
Agent Winter
Ailerula
Summer
Jade J.
Dolphin
Majestic Mary
anongirl
SurroundedByBooks
Dusk S
Emekittycon K
Evergeen
Selcouth
Strawberri
Luna-starr
Nyx
Leafy
Ella Starburst
March
Hummingbird
Elementgirl
cerinthe
Georgia
Abcde
Nightengale
Let us begin!
Come on all, let's sing it y'all!
Majestic Mary overpowers Dolphin
DE-STRUCTION
wait...that's all?
This is supposed to be
DAY ONE
Dusk S paints herself red, white, and blue.
hey, our first memorial day event!
Surrounded By Books gets Abcde
Oh. Okay. I get it. Goodbye Abcde in his FIRST HUNGER GAMES on the FIRST DAY while I'm APPRECIATING DUSK??!!
Nightengale, anongirl, Ella Starburst, and Hummingbird honor dead soldiers - especially everyone that died LAST hunger games.
I suppose
Luna-Starr jumps at Ailerula, but she manages to escape.
LEAVE LUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-EE-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNEEE
ANy other 35MM fans out th-I'm not even gonna ask that, I know I'm alone...
Elementgirl cries while watching 1917 with Evergreen and Jade J, who is wondering how Evergreen got internet access.
Oh believe me, there's a lot more mysterious internet where THAT came from.
NIGHT ONE
Welcome to irony land everybody!
Nightengale, Nyx, and Surrounded By Books cheerfully sing songs together.
Emekittycon K falls into a pit
Come get yer irony!
Evergreen and Agent Winter splash in the pool!
March poisons Luna-Starr's drink. She drinks it
Irony? That's what this is, right?
cerinthe just kinda chills. Just chill. Just Chilllllllllllllllllllllll. Just chil. c. h . i . l l.
Hummingbird asks Ailerula to pick between Dusk S or Leafy. She decides to pick Dusk S.
I dunno. I just work at the factory.
DAY TWO
Ailerula cries while watching 1917 with Summer and cerinthe, who is wondering how Summer got internet access.
What did I tell you?
Agent Winter, somehow finding internet, watches the memorial day concert.
What did I tell you?
Leafy and Georgia sells memes - all profits go towards soldier relief programs
S.B.B must have gotten a Why Are You Running vine because...
Hummingbird sprains her ankle while running away from Surrounded By Books.
Speaking of vines, THIS event...
Evergreen steals from Ella Starburst while she isn't looking.
always reminds me of the "if cleaning was bad" vine.
Oh hey!
March is hungry.
I almost missed yoU!
Silly March, you can't escape.
You are powerless.
You were a fool to think you could stop me.
NIGHT TWO
Majestic Mary attends a Memorial day zoom with Ailerula, anongirl, and Leafy.
Before you wonder about the internet...
Jade J unknowingly eats toxic berries.
selcouth and Hummingbird splash in the pool!
Summer and Surrounded By Books splash in the pool!
Elementgirl and Nightengale splash in the pool!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
DAY THREE
Ella Starburst has a moment of silence for the fallen soldiers.
...
I meant it. I stopped writing this for ten seconds and saluted the sky, and I'm gonna do that for every event like this. DON'T SPEAK DURING THE M.O.S
Majestic Mary tracks down Evergreen.
wHAT DID I jSUSt SaYA?
NIGHT THREE
Nyx defeats Ella Starburst in a fight, but spares her life.
Georgia poisons Hummingbird's drink, but mistakes it for her own.
And that's just pathetic.
DAY FOUR
Majestic Mary, Nyx, selcouth, anongirl, Leafy, and Summer put on a Memorial Day Parade!
DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DODOODO ODOD
Elementgirl leaves
DOO...DOO DOO...DOO DOO DOO...
Nightengale cannot handle the circumstances.
DOODODOODODODODOODODOODODODO
NIGHT FOUR
Leafy posts about eating outside, which really isn't saying anything and HOW DID YOU GET THAT PHONE-
Um...
UM...
Hummingbird and cerinthe hold hands.
UMMM....
Surrounded By Books creates a memorial day museum.
Ah.
DAY FIVE
AMERICA, AMERICA,
Agent Winter paints herself red, white, and blue.
YOU'RE ORANGE, RED, AND GREEN,
Strawberri cries while watching 1917 with Ailerula and Surrounded By Books, who is wondering how Ailerula got internet access.
AMERICA, AMERICA,
Ella Starburst, cerinthe, and Hummingbird get into an argument. Hummingbird stops them
Great, now I can't finish the SONG,
NIGHT FIVE
anongirl posts an inspirational soldier quote online, which no one reads and WHERE IS THIS INTERNET COMING FROM-
selcouth posts an inspirational soldier quote online, which no one reads and WHERE IS THIS INTERNET COMING FROM-
The dastardly duo...
Agent Winter, Hummingbird, and Surrounded By Books try to take a road trip and try to escape the arena.
their gaggle...
Strawberri argues with Ailerula.
AND JERRY!
THE FEAST
Leafy steals Strawberri's memoirs.
The petty...
anongirl says goodbye to Majestic Mary.
The ready
selcouth argues with Summer.
and the slicer of spaghetti.
selcouth, Leafy, anongirl, and Strawberri. Who should win? Vote on your devices now!
And everybody voted so hard that
NIGHT SIX
Leafy cries while reading The Fighters, but there's no crying in baseball, so anongirl makes him stop reading it.
and
selcouth goes biking because...May is national bike month?
FINAL THREE! WHOOPEE!
selcouth
anongirl
Strawberri
WHOOPEE!
(oh and in case you're wondering, nothing interesting happened on day 6, day and night seven,or day eight. which leads us to...)
NIGHT EIGHT
Strawberri goes home
anongirl tries to spring clean, but selcouth screams "NO!"
THE WINNER, TO FOREVER BE HELD IN THE PLACE OF CHAMPIONS and p.w I guess IS...
SELCOUTH!
(May 26, 2020 - 12:12 pm)
Oh, I am dying of laughter, that is hilarious! Ha, I tried to escape on a road trip...with Agent Winter and Hummingbird...that is classic. Thank you so much!
(May 26, 2020 - 4:17 pm)
Just read it again, how could I skip the whole chunk about MEMES??????????????????
*dies of laughter*
(May 26, 2020 - 4:48 pm)
Wow, my death was kind of pathetic. Not as pathetic as Georgia's, though...
Hey!
Ya know what, it's your own fault you mixed up the drinks.
Well... Hmph!
That's what I thought.
(May 26, 2020 - 5:43 pm)
Wow. there was a lot of censoring in this. So, here's a quick laydown of the order of...tickles, since that's probably all the admins will allow. @Admins, if I age-restrict the HHG to 13 and over, will you refrain from censoring all of the deaths?
Dolphin
Abcde
Dusk S.
March (he was a little more than hungry)
Jade J.
Evergreen
Georgia
Elementgirl
Nightengale
Nyx
cerinthe & Ella Starburst
Agent Winter, Hummingbird, S.B.B (I was going to say gaggle of idiots but I thought that was mean)
Ailerula
Majestic Mary
Summer
Leafy
Strawberri
anongirl (i won't say what happened, but a metal chair was involved
(May 26, 2020 - 7:39 pm)
Well that stinks. I died first?! Wow. Whatever! I’m signing up for the next one!
(May 27, 2020 - 9:11 am)
Ahh, now that makes sense how people just sort of vanish-died.
(May 29, 2020 - 6:33 pm)
Wow. I was so confident of my success. And then, "Goodbye Abcde in his FIRST HUNGER GAMES on the FIRST DAY while I'm APPRECIATING DUSK??!!" (Oh, also, I'm a girl, just so you know.) But wow. Well, maybe I'll do better next time.
(May 27, 2020 - 10:27 am)
Where is the internet coming from though--
(May 27, 2020 - 10:55 am)
leafy steals my memoirs? Ha, ha, ha! Hey, I didn't get killed!
(May 27, 2020 - 11:18 am)
Wow, that was amazing!
I can't believe that I survived a sprained ankle, a poisoned drink, and an argument. Also that I didn't drown in the pool. (Hummingbirds aren't great swimmers.) :)
(May 28, 2020 - 7:06 pm)
Can I join?
(May 30, 2020 - 4:32 pm)
*sigh* I'm disappointed in myself for dying in such a nondramatic way as eating toxic berries. And I didn't even get to splash in the pool with everyone else! Oh well.
(May 30, 2020 - 9:24 pm)