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HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOR

Aight fam, what's poppin jimbos.

So, because I'm bored and like chaos, I'm deciding to do a hunger games simulator with a few CBers. I've only chosed CBers who have contributed to an MCU, so ehmaybeyoushouldcommentonanMCUimjustsayin 

To keep this post short, I'll just list all the triutes right here: Ella Starburst, Luna-Starr, Emekittycon, cerinthe, Alex, Spellbound, Majestic Mary, possibly wiser, Aqua, meow, Kitten, Barnswallow, Alizarine, Porcelain Dragon, Summer, Agent Winter, Nyx, Clovertoe, Lilac, Bibi, Leafy, TheaterGirl and Tuxedo Kitten!

HIGHLIGHTS (Because I'm NOT posting the entire thing lol)

THE REAPING 

*Aqua and Nyx fight P.W and Spellbound. P.W and Spellbound survive.*

Off to a great start! (This was the first thing I saw, by the by.)

*Agent Winter rips a mace out of Ella Starburst's hands.*

Rude.

*Clovertoe throws a knife into cerinthe's head.* 

Third death and I haven't even eaten my popcorn!

*Alex falls into a pit and dies.*

*Sybill falls into a frozen lake and drowns.*

Slow clap for these folks! 

DAY 1, MORNING

*Ella Starburst dies from hypothermia.* 

Well, that was anticlimactic.

*meow overhears Clovertoe and Kitten talking in the distance.*

If meow joins in, we gots ourselves a kitty comittee...or whatever species Clovertoe is.

*P.W steals from TheaterGirl while she isn't looking.*

ROBBERY! IT'S AS EASY AS ONE TWO THREE!

DAY ONE, NIGHT 

*TheaterGirl destroys P.W's supplies while they are asleep.*

Glad to see T.G's still resilent.

*Clovertoe begs for meow to kill her. They refuse, keeping Clovertoe alive. *

I WAS RIGHT! We gots an itty bitty kitty comittee! 

*Spellbound tries to sing himself to sleep.*

*half asleep mumbling*sombody once tolme...

DAY TWO, MORNING

*Barnswallow dies from hypothermia.*

What's up, fellow unlivinged.

DAY TWO, NIGHT

*meow, M.M, and Bibi cheerfully sing songs together.*

*Lilac cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide. *

These were exactly in the order in which I present them.

DAY THREE

*Clovertoe runs away from Kitten. *

Oh, so the comittee is gettin' a bit strain-

*EXPLOSION NOISES*

...what.

*P.W sets an explosive off, killing Agent Winter, Leafy, Porcelain Dragon and Bibi. *

...Y'see, folks, this is why we can't have nice things.

NIGHT THREE

Romance is BLOSSOMING!

*M.M and Summer sleep in shifts. * 

Uhuhuhu. 

*Alizarine lets Kitten into her shelter.*

UhuhhuhuHUHUHuuhu.

*TheaterGirl and meow huddle for warmth.*

UhuhUHUHUHUHUHUHUH-

*Spellbound is awoken by nightmares. *

Oh.

DAY FOUR

*meow searches for a water source. *

meow's hard at work...

*Spellbound receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.*

...While Spellbound gets pity points.

methinks meow gon pull some shady biz after that...

NIGHT FOUR

*Emekittycon K looks at the night sky.*

*Kitten destroys Clovertoe's supplies while she is asleep.*

Once again, in this exact order, these words appeared on the screen!

DAY FIVE

Yo, do you guys smell that?

*Summer kills Alizarine with a hatchet.* 

That's the smell of bloodshed. 

*meow throws a knife into Clovertoe's head. *

And betrayal.

*P.W catches Kitten off guard and kills her. *

And P.W showing us once again why we CAN'T HAVE NICE-

NIGHT FIVE

*TheaterGirl dies from hunger.*

Alternative title: Young CBer realizes she can't eat playbills.

THE FEAST

ooh, the final seven face off against each other! What will play out? Will it be bloodshed? Betrayal? Anything is possible, for all is fair in love, war, and the FE-

*M.M accidently steps on a landmine. *

*Spellbound bleeds out due to untreated injuries. *

Oooof course.

*Luna-Starr pushes Emekittycon K off a cliff during a knife fight.*

*P.W throws a knife into meow's chest.*

In other news, knives are hot within the younger generation...

*Summer stuffs a bundle of dry clothing into a backpack before sprinting away*.

And Summer is the only sane one in this Comedy of Errors.

Ooh, our final three!

Summer The sane goddes,

P.W the crazed Psycho 

And Luna-Starr, the beauty and grace!

(I may or may not be biased) 

DAY SIX

*Summer tends to Luna-Starr's wounds. *

SUMMER! THAT'S YOUR ENEMY!

*P.W makes a slingshot. *

they have their priorities straight.

NIGHT SIX

*Summer, Luna-Starr, and P.W sleep in shifts.*

NO ONE IS GOING TO HARM YOU. YOU ARE EACH OTHERS ENEMIES. LITERALLY ALL YOU HAVE T FEAR IS EACH OTHER. P.W HAS KILLED LIKE SEVEN PEOPLE.

DAY SEVEN

*Luna-Starr attacks Summer, but she manages to escape. *

Finally, Luna's taking initiative!

*P.W dies from thirst. *

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

ANd this is it, folks. Summer and Luna. With this final click, the fate of this Hunger Games will be revealed. And the winner is...

*Summer attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her death. *

LUNA-STARRRRRRRR!

Congratulatins girl! See, guys, this is what monthly MCU contribution does! She's RIPPED!

Moral of the story: Comment on the MCU every month and transcend.