OFFICIAL FLOOF INDUSTRIES
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OFFICIAL FLOOF INDUSTRIES
OFFICIAL FLOOF INDUSTRIES EMPLOYEE SHEET
Of course, you will be just an employee, and you will have six bosses, two of which represent my left and right brain, three of which are CAPTCHAs, and only one is real, but hey, it’s Floof!
Your job as a Floof Industries employee will be to collect info from your category. You can do it from all sources: friends, books, websites, anywho, just make sure if you use a website or book, you include that source. Your quota is at least three things in your category; if this is not met by the date of the next MCU, you will be fired. You can be re-hired tho.
Here’s your submission template:
Name:
Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,):
Why you wanna work here:
Favorite Meme (yes this is important):
Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N:
Favorite Floof Member:
What do we want:
When do we want it:
What would you do for a Klondike bar:
(December 10, 2019 - 1:49 pm)
Name: Nyx
Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,): Advice Column.
Why you wanna work here: Bc... you know I can't remember.
Favorite Meme (yes this is important): It's a picture of a cat making a weird face, and it says: "You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running."
Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: Sure, so long as they're not sticky.
Favorite Floof Member: Andrea.
What do we want: I don't know.
When do we want it: I'm assuming when it's needed?
What would you do for a Klondike bar: What's a Klondike bar?
(December 10, 2019 - 3:51 pm)
YOU'RE HIRED!
Nicknames: Advice Column Buddy, Waited Way Too Long
Here are your stick-free pinecones and a "Seal" of approval that Ted found! He's in a pokeball, but his only powers are approving things. Thanks, Ted!
And thank you so much for loving ME!
And waiting so long.
(December 31, 2019 - 7:23 pm)
(December 31, 2019 - 7:23 pm)
Ok, I can't promise that I'll keep up with this, but I'll try!
Name: Spellbound
Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,): Advice column or awards, whichever you think is more needed
Why you wanna work here: Because monthly checkups/floof/workers/everything about this is awesome and I love them!
Favorite Meme (yes this is important): ummm, I don't um (please don't yell at me!) really care about memes
Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: they're weird brown egg shaped spiky-but-not-really things, so, they're fine, I guess
Favorite Floof Member: does Floof count?-because Floof, btw, you're awesome!
What do we want: what do you mean by we?
When do we want it: again, we?
What would you do for a Klondike bar: Pay for it I guess, or ask my grandma XD
(January 31, 2020 - 5:34 pm)
he knows.
(February 5, 2020 - 5:42 pm)
No way. Say hi to Holly!
(August 3, 2020 - 3:24 pm)
Name: Clovertoe
Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,): Awards
Why you wanna work here: Because once someone here gave me an award, because the name is cool, because this form is funny
Favorite Meme (yes this is important): "I have a new OC!! Her name is Starkit, and she's gonna rule ThunderClan!!!" and "Look at my new OC!!! She's immortal and invincible and Jayfeather's mate!!! She's one fourth of all Clans, and her name is Rainbowdiamond!!!" Same picture, same meme?(Both Warriors memes)
Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: Yes, please!
Favorite Floof Member: The real you
What do we want: wut
When do we want it: again wut
What would you do for a Klondike bar: Eat it?
-ncobi-
Don't know her.
(February 2, 2020 - 7:23 pm)
No wait no I mean advice! sorry.
(February 2, 2020 - 7:33 pm)
ALL OF YOU ARE HIRED
(February 3, 2020 - 11:01 am)
Yay!! But would you rather me work in advice column or jokes?
(February 4, 2020 - 9:25 pm)
not jokes, awards, sorry!!!
(February 4, 2020 - 9:57 pm)
(February 5, 2020 - 5:40 pm)
Name:
Category you would like to work in ( Advice Column, Jokes, Awards, Important dates,): Anything but jokes.
Why you wanna work here: Because Floof Industries is awesome and don't know any of y'all, and what better way to meet you than working here?
Favorite Meme (yes this is important): I have no idea?
Pinecones: thoughts? Y/N: Do they smell good?
Favorite Floof Member: Like I said. No idea, but I'd love to learn!
What do we want: Perfection!
When do we want it: As soon as is logically possible.
What would you do for a Klondike bar: I don't know exactly what that is, but is sounds good! I think I'll steal it from my sister!
(February 4, 2020 - 9:47 pm)
(February 5, 2020 - 5:43 pm)
What category?
(February 5, 2020 - 8:27 pm)