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HELLO EVERYBO
HELLO EVERYBODYYYYY!
gOsH aNdReA i sWeAr cOuLd yOu nOt iM sEnSiTIVe tO lOuD nOIsEs
Sorry Zeke. Anyway, hi everybody! *how does Ella usually do this*
No worries, my creative coworker, I will take it from here. *ahem* Hello there Chatterboxers, AEs, CAPTCHAs, CAPTCHAEs, and OCs. You may have noticed that Ella is not here as usual. She has enlisted us to do this month's-
MCU! This MCU is full of Christmas Cheer all around, not to mention a nice boost for the end of the year! And if that wasn't enough, the final MCU for 2019 (Wow) is hosted by your two FAVORITE employees!
...Was that rehearsed?
Nope! Completely improv.
I'm impressed. Anyhow, let us begin this final MCU with the Chatterbox's favorite save the date...
Important Dates!
Dec. 1: Cyber Monday
Dec. 2: World Mutt Day! (Lilac)
Dec. 3: Giving Tuesday
Dec. 4: World Cookie Day (Lilac) AND release of Jumanji: The Next Level!
Dec. 7: National Cotton Candy Day (Lilac)
Dec. 8: National Brownie Day (Lilac)
Dec. 9: National Llamma Day (Lilac)
Dec. 12: National *snnrk* Ding-A-Ling Day AND the release of Cats!
Dec: 13: Friday the 13th and Taylor Swift's Birthday...uh oh.
Dec. 14th: National Monkey Day!
Dec. 15th: National Cupcake Day
Dec. 16th: National Chocolate Covered ANYTHING day!
Dec. 17th: National Maple Syrup Day
Dec. 18th: Release of The Rise Of Skywalker and National Answer The Phone Like Buddy The Elf Day!
Dec. 19th: National Emo Day
Dec. 20th: National Ugly Sweater Day!
Dec. 21st: First Day of Winter AND National Short Girl Appreciation Day.
Dec. 22nd: The First Day Of Chanukah AND National Short PERSON Appreciation Day!
Dec. 23rd: Festivus... Why is this marked as Religious?
Dec. 24th: Christmas Eve AND the release of Spies in Disguise!
Dec. 25th: Christmas Day (AKA Jesus's Birthday) and the release of Little Women.
Dec. 26th: National Thank-You Note Day!
Dec. 28th: National Call A Friend Day.
Dec. 29th: Still Need To Do Day!
Dec. 30th: National Bacon Day
Dec. 31st: New Years Eve and...Hogmany?
HogmaNAY, Andy. Scottish New Years.
Right... Anyway, what's up next?
Let me see... Oh, the LMWAY, where we asked everyone to create Christmas parodies.
Dontcha mean the
LMWAY!
*sigh* yes, that. Anyway, we only have one submission, via Luna-Starr.
Whaaatttt? But Ella told me I could sing them!
And she told me I HAD too... Blessing and a curse. Let's get this over with.
DECK THE MALLS
By Luna-Starr
"Deck the strip malls with more bookstores
fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
Tis the stories that I emplore
fa-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la.
Don we now our need for YA
fa-la-la, la-la-la la-la-la.
In this bookstore I'll always stay
fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la!"
That wasn't so bad, now was it Zekey?
... December Jokes.
DECEMBER JOKES!
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph. ( Agent Winter)
What do you get when you cross a duck with Santa?
A Christmas quacker. (Agent Winter)
What do you call a blind reindeer?
I have no eye deer. (Agent Winter)
What did Santa say when the elf put coal in his stocking?
"This is ho-ho-horrible!" (Luna-Starr)
Q: Why did the turkey steal your silverware?
A: So that the Thanksgiving turkey feast would be cancelled! (Clovertoe)
...
C'mon Zeke...pwetty pwease?
*sigh* I'm telling a joke about a Cornucopia. Is it good?
Is it?
No. It's...Cornycoppia. Submitted by Clovertoe, who wants to watch the world burn.
HAHHAHAHHAHA! Aight what's next... Advice Column!
FINALLY! Andrea, out of the way! MY time to shine! This month's advice column is all about:
HOW TO STAY AWAKE UNTIL MIDNIGHT!
From Clovertoe
Watch a very scary Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hannukah/Whatever the Heck! Examples: Gremlins, Nightmare Before Christmas, etc.!
Cover your bed in spiky toys!
Do weird dances (it's hard to fall asleep standing up!)
From Luna-Starr
Eat dinner later in the evening than you usually would.
Drink things with caffiene!
Play games or tell stories with your family as long as you possibly can!
make sure there are plenty of snacks stocked up for the evening!
From Zeke
Search up online paradoxes!
Check your phone from time to time (blue light!)R-r
Ice cubes! It's the oldest one in the book, but it's in the book because it works!
Riddles, brainteasers, etc etc etc!
Excercise and hang upside down so blood pumps to your brain!
And finally, don't eat TOO much late at night- when you eat, blood comes down from your brain to your stomach, making you sleepy!
....Wow.
I know.
That was...amazing! Holy Cannoli, that was awesome! I mean, wow! You were so fast, and you even changed your font, and all of your tips were so well written-
Stay on track! Location of the Month!
Yeah! But wait, isn't it-
I know, but let's spice things up a bit, shall we?
R-Right!
LOCATION OF THE MONTH!
In Second Place, we have...
STUCK IN THE CHIMNEY!
Why: We love the comedy used in this one, and it made us chuckle quite a bit! However, not only does it not relate to BOTH holidays of the year, it would be very uncomfortable for us to type in that chimney for a whole month. However, still a wonderful submission up to par with your regular work, so brava!
In first place, we have...
.AN IGLOO!
Why: This relates to winter all around, and we love the mental image of all the employees just chilling and working in an igloo! Just imagine the hijinks that could ensue! Great Work!
Wonderful Submissions from both parties!
Last but definetely not least, let us end this final 2019 MCU with a very pleasant rush of dopamine...
CBER AWARDS WITH LUNA-STARR!
Most determined to make everybody picturings: AW!
I don't know, I just love that you keep resurrecting that thread. It's been really cool to see how your art style has changed over time. Picturings for all! <3
Most amazing returns: Elementgirl, AJ, coyote, Impunity Jane and Neko!
Ah! Fam!! Good to see you again!!! It's always the best to see a post from someone who you haven't seen in a while. It's great to see y'all again! <3
Most consistantly remembering to post the next installments of their story: Dusk! (Sorry for the long title lol)
I think it's awesome how you keep on posting the next parts of your story consistently- and that you had the determination to see this project through! I love seeing how you refused to stop. Don't lose that spirit!
Thank you, devoted CBers-
And tired Admins-
For making it through this final MCU!
Without a doubt, we will be back to our hijinks throughout this month, hopefully moreso than beforeso!
Did you like our new format with the two AEs as hosts?
Or do you prefer your bubbly, bouncy Ella?
Let us know down below!
And remember your submissions!
Ah yes! Here's what we're taking:
Important dates (MUCH NEEDED!)
LMWAY answers (What do you think happens in Floof behind the scenes?)
How to Make The Most Of The New Year!
CBer Awards!
Locations of The Month!
January Jokes!
With that settled, we here at Floof hope that the best of blessings come to you for this holiday season.
If you ever feel down, make sure to check in on here. Happiness and wonder is flowing!
We've spent enough of your time already, so we only have one more message before we yeet you into the rest of the holiday season:
Merry whatevertheheck to all!
And to all a good night!
signed,
Floof Industries
Ok Ella, can you unchain us now?
I'll think about it.
We told you that we're sorry we threw Sammy across the room and she turned into a thunderball-
I said I'll think about it! Plus, have you apoligized to each other?
Ehh...
Ehh...
*You're still recording, dimwits.
Wha-well then TURN IT OFF!
submitted by Floof Industries , An Igloo
(December 1, 2019 - 4:04 pm)
(December 1, 2019 - 4:04 pm)
Thanks for the award! :D
I didn't know anyone was actually reading my thing since nobody put a comment on it besides me, but I still kept posting just in case. So cool.
(December 2, 2019 - 12:14 pm)
Behind the scenes at Floof? *gasps* Hmm... I kind of imagine Ella sloushing at a computer, with the artificial light glowing on her in a kind of unhealthy way, typing tiredly while Zeke, Andrea and Sammy Witch cause pandemonium in her imagination. XD
How to make the most of the new year... I'd say take a breath and set yourself up for... kind of looking up, and trying to keep going through hardship. :)
Here's the greatest January joke of them all: New Year's Resolutions!
Some dates:
Jan. 3- J.R.R. Tolkein day!
Jan. 12- Kiss a Ginger Day!
Jan. 16- Appreciate a Dragon Day!
Jan. 17- Benjamin Franklin's Birthday!
Jan. 22- Answer you Cat's Questions Day!
Jan. 28- Rubber Ducky Day!
(December 3, 2019 - 5:12 pm)
Behind the scenes at Floof? I'm imagining stacks of papers being set on fire and total pandemonium as Ella quietly types at a computer while sipping tea from a fancy cup.
(December 4, 2019 - 9:25 pm)
I have been reading your MCUs every month, and I want to join Floof Industries!
Except can someone give me the application for it?
(December 5, 2019 - 3:33 pm)
Nice job, Andrea and Zeke!
LMWAY: I kind of imagine you all on the roof of a skyscraper at night with Andrea, Zeke, and Sammy tearing around and Ella trying to calm them down.
Location: Shivering in a Snowglobe
(December 5, 2019 - 8:58 pm)
Location: Toasting marshmallows.
Idrk.
LMWAY: I always kind of imagine my house, with Ella sitting on the couch typing, while her AEs are elsewhere causing havoc like my siblings do.
How To Make The Most Of The New Year (lets call it HTMTMOTNY): Watch a movie ypou've never seen before with family/friends, and have a special dinner that you don't usually have! My family does this every year on New Year's Eve.
(December 6, 2019 - 9:35 am)
okay then *rubs hands together*
LMWAY: Hmm. Basically the AEs running around with a bunch of important-looking papers shouting at each other and Ella on the couch with a laptop shaking her head and wondering why the heck she is living this life, but secretly enjoying it.
How to Make the Most of the New Year: Well, here's a tip for keeping New Year's Resolutions which I have found helpful: If you have glasses which you wear every day, and you keep them in a case, write down your resolution(s) and put them in the glasses case. It is VERY helpful.
If you do not have glasses, find a place where you're sure to look every day. Like on your bedroom door maybe?
Also, Think About: What is your goal to improve yourself in 2020?
And for Location of the Month, how about Starting Anew?
(December 7, 2019 - 11:01 pm)
Oh! And I'd like to give an Award of Upliftingness to Hope the Dove for her messages of positivity! Everyone really appreciates them and such threads make the CB a more beautiful place.
:):):):)
(December 9, 2019 - 8:12 pm)