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Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

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I regret to inform all CBers, AEs, CAPTCHAs and CAPTCHAEs that a public emergency has occured.

A Christmas Cult has sprouted.

This is unnacceptable. It is the first of November, and the Kringle Krook is already playing her tunes at full volume! Additionally, couldn't she have chosen a more appropriate name? "Crook" does NOT start with K! This is a disgrace to the english language, America, AND-

Lemme guess. I'm ho-ho-horrible? *jingles sleighbells*

GET OUT OF MY POST! *sigh* Anyway, someone needs to rid the ChatterBox of this menace, and since we reside here, I believe that we ought to be the ones to do it. So, I starting a Gathering of The Thanks-Givers (GTTG) to bring November back to what it has always meant to be about: Thanksgiving!

We have Turkey, Cranberry Sauce, Stuffing, football and more. Help me reclaim the throne of thanksgiving! 

submitted by Stuffing Seargant
(November 1, 2019 - 11:51 am)

back to the In This Month's Issue

HECK it is noVEMBER not DECEMBER it is THANKSGIVING TIME not CHRISTMAS also CULTS NO THANKS NOPE NOPE *Can we call ourselfes Turks for short? :P*

submitted by Rogue Wildling
(November 1, 2019 - 3:32 pm)

This is exactly the type of thinking we need to face this cult! Thank you for your services, Rogue. And yes, that is a great suggestion. 

submitted by Stuffing Sergeant
(November 2, 2019 - 8:55 pm)

ooh yes I support this. Pies? How do you do the pie thing again?

submitted by cerinthe, age 13
(November 2, 2019 - 11:19 am)

Pie thing? Why, I don't usually participate in things as frivilous as pie-throwing contest, but-

Hee-hee! *begins to hurl snowballs at Stuffy*

BLASTED CROOK! *snatches pumpkin pie and flings it at Kringle* DO NOT CALL ME STUFFY AGAIN! WE HAVE RESPECTED YOUR PRIVACY, AND YOU SHOULD RESPECT OURS!

Never! hahahaha! 

submitted by Stuffing Sergeant
(November 3, 2019 - 12:04 pm)

YES. PLEASE. I WILL JOIN THIS GROUP. It drives me absolutely bonkers when people are preparing for Halloween in the end of September, and then THE DAY after it happens, ALL THE HALLOWEEN STUFF IS GONE AND THE STORES COLOR SCEMES ARE GREEN AND RED. I. AM. NOT. KIDDING. I will join and accept the turkey, cranberry sauce, or stuffing. No football tho. Football is an abomidation. ;)

submitted by Nyx, age 12 years, earth
(November 3, 2019 - 4:52 pm)

I admit I definitely think you should at LEAST WAIT UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING to start getting in the Christmas mood, so I'm a Thanks-giver all the way.

Also, Thanksgiving is great. Who doesn't love food? 

submitted by Sybill, age ????, Kyngdom
(November 3, 2019 - 7:25 pm)

I'm in! It's Thanksgiving season right now, not Christmas! And Sybill, you're totally right, who doesn't love food? Mmm I'm getting hungry for Thanksgiving dinner. 

submitted by Leo
(November 4, 2019 - 7:24 am)

But...Christmas is the greatest day of the whole wide world...

submitted by Leeli
(November 7, 2019 - 8:51 am)

I agree, but that doesn't mean we can forget about Thanksgiving ;)

submitted by @Leeli
(November 16, 2019 - 9:29 am)