Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

HELLO EVERYONE! 

It’s your six-in-one source of fun Floof Industries! Though not everyone has seen Junipers (Or any flowers at all, for that matter), June has come and gone in a flash. But fear not, for July offers patriotic fun for the whole family, as well as fireworks, candy parades, BBQs, and a whole new, too good to be true...

MONTHLY CHECK-UP!

For this month’s MCU, we promise you September Wisecracks, great ideas for new holidays, ideas on how to spend Labor Day, and all the ingredients for a PMA-for-September sandwich! Without further Ado, let us begin this month's MCU with the largest save the date you've ever seen, give it up for...

IMPORTANT DATES WITH BARNSWALLOW!!

Sept. 2, Labor day

Sept. 5, Cheese Pizza day

Sept. 6, Fight Procrastination day

Sept. 6, Read a Book day

Sept. 11, 911 Remembrance day

Sept. 12, National Video Games day

Sept. 13, Positive Thinking day

Sept. 18, National Cheeseburger day 

Sept. 19, International Talk like a Pirate day

Sept. 20, National Pepperoni Pizza day

Sept. 21, International Peace day

Sept. 21, World Gratitude day

Sept. 27, Native American day

Sept. 28, Ask a Stupid Question day

Sept. 28, National Good Neighbor day 

(Source, Holiday Insights) 

 

That is all for our Important Dates! Now, for our next sector (and our personal favorite):

OUR LMWAY!

(Last Month We Asked You)

Last Month We Asked You to Create a new holiday for the boring September!

Here are your wonderful answers!

 

Luna-Starr said: I think we lack a holiday of ANARCHY, so I propose that September 13th should henceforth be MAYHEM DAY!!! Good luck, I have no idea how many people will still be alive after this O.O

 

Barnswallow said: My float would have a huge mountain in the middle. The base of the mountain would be covered in pine trees, and then there would be a Crystal Clear Lake surrounding the mountain. surrounding the lake on the edge of the float would be a beach with gorgeously colored rocks. There would be two figurines of my cousin ( Icy ) and me.  Icy would be sitting with her feet in the water making beautiful pictures out of fire, while I fly over the water, doing flips with my wind powers. The floats will be throwing candy, because I don't think you can replace candy in a parade.

Kitten said: I don’t know if it counts, seeing as it’s already a thing, but I’d make the autumnal equinox a holiday. It’s on September 23 this year! 

Lastly, Summer said: I'd create a holiday about nature. Nature Day or something. Everyone could just enjoy all the natural beauty. Or I'd make the first day of school a standardized date and make it a holiday. You could have the day off from school and stuff. Oh, wait… 

That’s it for our LMWAY! Now, grab your thesaurus to look up different words for laughing, because you won’t know WHAT sounds you’re making when you read these...

SEPTEMBER JOKES!

So, it's the first day of school, but Johnny is still in bed. His mother comes in to check on him.

Mom: Johnny, get up! You have to go to school!

Johnny: I don't want to go to school!

Mom: Why don't you want to go to school?

Johnny: I just don't. All the kids tease me. They call me names. And it's boring.

Mom: Well, Johnny, you have to go to school.

Johnny: Name two reasons why I have to go.

Mom: Well, you're thirty-seven, and you're the principal. 

 

~submitted by Summer

 

I usually say that I love all months equally. As I’ve noticed, however, there is one ex-sep-tion.

 

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?

Fall.

(Credit to AllProDad)

 

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Squash.

(Credit to AllProDad)

 

Why do birds fly South in the Fall?

Because it’s too far to walk.

(Credit to AllProDad)

 

And finally, how are you supposed to talk in the apple library?

With your incider voice.

Great jokes, don’t you think? Anyway, now it’s time for our Monthly Advice Column! September’s advice is all about...

 MAKING THE MOST OF LABOR DAY!

 Here are some tips:

Plan a giant hang-out with your friends!

Try to stay off of your phone as much as you can-- Though it is fun, you should try to make memories on that day!

Get all your homework done the day before, and all your chores done as soon as possible: that way you have the entire day to have fun!

And finally, make a game plan the day before, so you know exactly what you will be doing!

Now those are some good tips! Next, dust off your trophy case, because it’s time for...

CBer AWARDS WITH LUNA-STARR!!!

Best songwriter: Abi!!

Oh my gosh, how did you do that?? You wrote an amazing song, with cleverly written lyrics and a perfect rhythm. You deserved all of our fangirling. <3 (Guys go check out the poetry thread and Abi's song "mother" on the last page it's beautiful)

Quickest/most frequent picturing artist: Fleet!!

I admire you for how often you offer to do picturings, how quickly you get them done, and how well-drawn they are-- it takes me days to draw something mildly okay. Keep doing what you're doing, it's awesome!!

Maker of one of the most intriguing RPs: Alizarine!!

Whoa, the dream RP, with that grippingly suspenseful ending. It got crowded fast- but for a good reason, it sounded like a cool thing to participate in. Keep on thinking creatively!

 

 

 

That is all for the CBer awards! To end our September special, we here at Floof have a location (Heads up High) that has expired, so we need a new one! So without further ado, let us showcase the...

LOCATION OF THE MONTH!!!

  We may only have two submissions, but they’re good ones, so let’s get started!

 in Second place, we have...

DREAMWORKS CREW!

Why: This one had a nice feel to it, and we liked it a lot, but the other location worked better for when Ella Starburst posts alone, and describes her very well! Great job!

 

 and finally, in first place, we have…

FOREVER IMAGINING!

Why: We had a feeling you didn’t know this, But Ella Starburst is actually a VERY avid daydreamer! For this reason, and the fact that posting as “Dreamworks Crew” when Ella is posting herself is odd, we are proud to announce our newest location! Fantabulous job!

That is all for this Month’s monthly check-Up! Now for our LMWAY:

Without giving candy or money, what is the best thing you could get while trick-or-treating?

Leave your answers in the comments below, And we’ll put them in when it’s Monthly check-up time!

Thank you all for waiting for this and an extra big thank-you to our contributors! Remember to put August themed things in the comments!

Here is what we’ll accept:

Important dates

October jokes 

Location of the Month

LMWAY answers

CBer awards!

And we still have open spots for Floof Employees!

Your job as a Floof Industries employee will be to collect info. Important dates, jokes, all that good stuff, EXCEPT Location of the Month! You can do it from all sources: friends, books, websites, anywho, just make sure if you use a website or book, you include that source. Your quota is at least three things in your category; if this is not met by the date of the next MCU, you will be fired. You can be re-hired tho.

Here’s your submission template:

Name:

Category you would like to work in ( LMWAY answers and questions, Jokes, Advice tidbit month IDK thing, Awards, Important dates,):

Why you wanna work here:

Favorite Meme (yes this is important):

Favorite Floof Member:

What do we want:

When do we want it:

What would you do for a Klondike bar:

Yes you can apply for more than one sector. But remember the quota rule. Thank you in advance to all who join!

Thank you all for reading this monthly check-up. We hope this gave you a positive outlook on the upcoming month, and we SINCERELY hope none of you guys procrastinated homework to read this! We hope you all have a wonderful September, and always remember: No matter how it is right now, it is going to be okay eventually. We promise.

‘Till the next check-up,

Floof Industries.