Chatterbox: In This Month's Issue

EASTER EGG HUNT!

LAEdies and GentleCBers, CAPTCHAs of all ages, we at Floof Industries have an egg-citing announcement! As you all know, this Sunday a VERY important day is coming up. A day of bunnies, hunts, candy, and families, a day that is widely known by all as a VERY fun sugarpalooza and, for Christians, celebrates the Lord Jesus Christ's resurrection! You know it, you love it, it's...

Yet another example of how society uses religious beliefs as a marketing system, brainwashing citizens into throwing away money and time to give children a fun experience they'll forget in a few days time?

No, Silly! EASTER!!!

That's right, Andrea! *whispers* Zeke, you were also right, but can you be a bit less...I don't know, blunt?

*He's not wrong.*

HOLY CANNOLI SAMANTHA, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!

*Oh, you know, here, there, celebrating my freedom from the chains I am bound to by this idiot.*

Hey!

 *But there's no way I could miss this-*

Aw, Sammy!

*-Let me finish, especially when you grovel on your feet to convince me to partake in this, and give me an extra paycheck.*

Aw, Sammy...

*I HATE following your dumb script, Starburst.*

Anyway, isn't there something you'd like to say, Ella?

Oh right! As I was saying before I was RUDELY INTERRUPTED...

*Humph.*

We have a special announcement just for this day!

WOOHOO!

Yay.

*sweet.*

aunm!

Ocod!

Oh, Hi Frank! Hi Ted!

doan!

gzac!

Anyway, as you know, Floof Industries LOVES holidays, and Easter is no exception! Since it is spiraling fast towards us, we have decided to create...

                                                  A VIRTUAL EASTER EGG HUNT! 

I, Eziekiel, being the smart one around here, will explain how to play.

We have sent out a character called the Yolkster, A legendary creature that loves eggs, puns, and egg puns, and hates party poopers, out to hide eggs all around the threads of Cricket. All you have to do is find the eggs. Easy, right?

WRONG! Even if you manage to find the egg, which will be hard enough, you will have to answer a trivia question in order for the Yolkster to give it to you!

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*You're right, Ted, what kinds of Trivia WILL the Yolkster be asking?*

Glad you asked, Sammy!

*Crud, it's a trap!*

The color of the egg determines the question they will ask! Here is the egg key:

Red- Math Question (2+2)

Orange- History Question (Who taught Aristotle?)

Yellow-Food Question (In what year is the most ice cream purchased?)

Green-Geography Question (What is the smalledt country in the world?) 

Blue-Book Question (What year was Tom Sawyer published?)

Indigo-Space Question (Why was Pluto deemed not a planet?)

Violet-Flora/Fauna Question (What is the scientific name for the Chrysanthemum?)

Pink-Chatterbox/Cricket Question (This one can range from facts about the Chatterbox, facts about other CBers that the CBer in question cannot answer, questions about threads, or questions about Cricket itself.)

Green, Pink, and Blue-Easter question (how much money is spent on Easter Candy each year?)

Teal- Meme Question (What is thrown at the guy in the "Can you hand another Capris Sun" vine?)

Rainbow-Anything! (How many letters are in the alphabet?)

You will have Until the end of Easter Sunday to gather as many eggs as you can.

Once one person takes an egg, no one else can take it. First come, first serve.

*If you answer wrong once on a "sigh" Queggstion-*

Ella, that was plain terrible.

*You cannot answer again.* 

the eggs can be hidden anywhere, on constantly topped posts to posts that were barely ever looked at, but never on a Floof Industries Post.

Please don't put this hunt before your important responsibilities. This is only a side thing.

Keep track of how many eggs you have gotten. Just in case someone forgets or lies, we wil also keep track. We trust you will not lie, though. If you do, no one will say-

Andrea.

Omlettin' it slide!

*groans* 

*When time is up, we will make a post regarding this fact. We will ask everyone to post their totals. prizes will be given to the top five contenders.*

1st place: Award on May MCU, poem request for me that will be completed by May (I'm a busy Girl), A cool thing Ted found, bragging rights, Floof Industries brand nickname, request for future Floof post, Crummy picturing with color, Writing prompt you want to see me do.

2nd place: Poem request by May, Cool thing Ted found, Bragging rights, Request for future Floof post, Crummy picturing without color, writing prompt you want to see me do, Floof Industries brand Nickname.

3rd Place: Poem request by May, Cool Thing Ted found, Bragging rights, Request for future Floof post, Writing prompt you'd like to see me do, Floof Brand Nickname.

4th Place: Poem Request by May, Cool thing Ted found, Bragging rights, Writing prompt you'd like to see me do, request for future Floof post.

5th place: Poem request by May, cool thing Ted found, bragging rights, request for future Floof post.

We REALLY hope you guys will do this, it'll be fun, the prizes will help Ella grow as am author, and it'll take a while to do this.

Again, all eggs MUST be found by Monday. If you are participating, It would help if you would comment down below.

*One more thing: NatureWriter and Soren Infinity! You are spe-SHELL members of Floof, so we have an option for you.*

If you would not like to participate as a hunter, but instead a HIDER, you may do so with an Egg-lias that MUST contain an egg pun! The Punopedia helps a lot with this. If you don't want to, no need to CRACK under pressure to say no! We just thougt it might be EGGspecially fun.

Anyway, that seems to be all the time we need.

Thank you for listening to this long post, and have a WONDERFUL DAY!

sincerely, 

Floof Industries.