Worst Movies Ever!!!

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Worst Movies Ever!!!

Worst Movies Ever!!!

Here you can tell which movies you hated. Here is my list:

 

Bedtime Stories

Happy Feet

The Tale of Desperaux

The Little Mermaid 2

Cinderella 2 and 3

Following up, we have a list of slightly lame ones:

Napoleon Dynamite

Inkheart (the movie only)

Flushed Away

 

So... What movies does everyone else hate? Does anyone disagree with me? It will be interesting to find out!

submitted by Emilie L., age 14, WA
(December 1, 2009 - 10:59 pm)

I hate the movie Christmas Story.  Ugh. 

I'll say what I think of the movies you said.  Bedtime Story's was funny, sorta.  I don't remember much more about it except it was funny.   Never seen Happy Feet.  I haven't seen The Tale of Desperaux, olnly read it.  If I saw The Little Mermaid 2, I don't remember it.  I don't think I saw Cinderella 2 or 3.  I never liked Napolean Dynamite, it was just, I don't like Napolean Dynamite.  I don't know whjy I didn't like it.     the movie Inkheart, compared to the book, was bad.  But, alone it was sort of good.  I have never heard of Flushed Away. 

submitted by Meadow
(December 2, 2009 - 9:35 am)

You don't like the Christmas Story?? The one with Ralphy?? I LOVE that movie! Anyways, worst movie ever- Mama Mia. Ohmygosh. *faints*. I hated it. It was SO boring. And the singing was bad. And it had a bad plot line. And it was awful. Never, never in your whole entire life watch it. Another bad movie- Rin Tin Tin. We thought we were getting some serious, heart wrenching animal move. Ummm... no. It was about a German Shepherd that liked to emit gas and play the trumpet and fly airplanes. Good for maybe a two year old. 

submitted by Julia, age 13, Oregon
(December 5, 2009 - 2:36 pm)

No, I do not like Christmas Story, I HATE it.  I don't really like Christmas, either.  And I've never seen Mama Mia, or Rin Tin Tin.  Rin Tin Tin souds... Odd.   

submitted by Meadow
(December 6, 2009 - 9:51 am)

i've heard loads of great reviews of Mamma Mia, but never seen it.

submitted by Sequoia, age 12, WA
(January 16, 2010 - 2:57 pm)

Regarding your list: 

Bedtime Stories: Really? I liked it.

Happy Feet: The definition of lame.

The Tale of Desperaux: It was average.

The Little Mermaid 2: D'aw, but it was sweet.

Cinderella 2 and 3: Eh...

Napoleon Dynamite: Coulda been worse.

Inkheart: Never saw it, but not a fan of the book. 

Flushed Away: What?

My list:

Well... Twilight. XD It was hilariously bad.

One Missed Call. Pathetic.

Shrek. I don't know what everyone saw in it...

The AG movies have deteriorated, I'm afraid.

Mary Christmas. So cliche. So stupid...

Three Wishes. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

submitted by Mary W., age 11.91, NJ
(December 5, 2009 - 6:47 pm)

Re: Disney continuations of The Little Mermaid: I liked them, actually.  I would've hated Ariel's Beginnings, though, if it weren't for the pseudo villains: "How long has she been in charge?" "Uh, we're going on... seven minutes." *smirk* Course, nothing compares with the original, but that goes without saying, right? 

Re: Twilight: I liked it, actually, because when I'm not hating on the series I'm a complete and unashamed lolfan, and the movie was nothing but snark bait and narm. New Moon was a better movie all around, though it still had its share of snark bait and narm (though considerably less narm than the first movie). Note that it is the movie version of NM that lead to the "Bella has a brain tumor" theory, because of the way they portrayed her hallucinations.

And I was all excited for Eclipse, too, because of Victoria (Rachelle Lefevre was so-so in Twilight but brilliant in New Moon, and I like the character anyway), and then they went and RECAST her. *screams*

/midnight ramblings. 

submitted by TNÖ, age 16, Deep Space
(December 6, 2009 - 1:59 am)

Twilight:hate it

Tale of despereux: for two year olds

christmas story:inappropriate

Little Mermaid 2:BOOOOOOOOOo

Tinkerbell 1 &2:yuck

happily never after 1&2: too out of control

Madagascar 1&2:boring

cloudy with a chance of meatballs:i don't even want to watch it

submitted by Christina m., age 10, california
(January 6, 2010 - 3:41 pm)

Finding Nemo. I don't know why, as I usually adore Pixar, but I hated that movie for some reason. It's weird, though, because I like the plot, and I like most of the characters, but the movie as a whole I could barely stomach once all the way through.

It's a Wonderful Life: Hate, hate, hate, because mother dear used to make us watch it every Christmas, starting when I was like seven. I thought it was the stupidest movie I'd ever seen; looking back I'll admit it was a nice story but, having watched again recently, the way it was handled was just. so. annoying.

This One Movie Whose Name I Cannot Recall but was Oddly Fixated on Blueberry Pie: Nothing happened. There was no character development. Like, it starts off the female lead is in the love interest's pie shop, eating blueberry pie after hours. And then she takes a road trip. And then she comes back and eats blueberry pie some more.

A Christmas Carol starring Patrick Stewart: From the opening minutes I was uncertain as to this movie, having been raised on the original Dickens tale and the 1984 film adaption. However, when the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come (my favourite character, you see, because despite having no lines an anthropomorphic personification of High Octarine Nightmare Fuel is awesome almost by default) came in with its shoddy special effects and clearly human hands and those STUPID GLOWING EYES I quite literally walked out in disgust, which I had never done in a movie before nor have I done since. Arguably the worst movie I have ever seen.

Random side note about Disney's recent adaption of ACC starring Jim Carey: I thought I would hate it even worse than the above movie. I thought it would be horrible, suffer from Adaption Decay and Disneyfication. I was horribly, horribly wrong. Aside from the animation (which was stunning and had several Crowning Moments of Awesome all by itself (ie, the sign aging at the beginning)), the movie's only real liberties with the storyline were when Scrooge nicked the tuppence from Marley's eyes at the beginning (Crowning Moment of Funny), and three inserted action scenes, when Scrooge flew on Past's hat thing, Present's trick with the floor, and Yet to Come's transformation into a scary shadow who turns into a crazy driver with demon horses and a hearse, all three of which were (I'm 99% certain) only put in so the animators could show off. Seriously. Yet to Come's hearse... those sparks when it turned... Squee! The only major problem I had with the movie was that the snow WASN'T DIRTY ENOUGH for Victorian London. On bad days you couldn't go outside for fear of getting lost in the fog, it was that thick. The snow certainly wouldn't have been all nice and white, but other than that, awesome movie. (See? I can admit when I'm wrong sometimes!) /rambling

submitted by TNÖ, age 16, Deep Space
(December 6, 2009 - 1:45 am)

I so agree! On movie night in my family everyone watches Finding Nemo and I sit in our room reading Princess Academy by Shannon Hale. And I LOOOOVVVEEEEEDDD City of Ember...such a good movie

submitted by Christina M. , age 10, California
(January 12, 2010 - 8:06 pm)

i know this should be in BAB but it's not. I love Princess Academy by Shannon Hale! City of Ember was really good too; the book and movie. The book has 3 sequels which are all really good.

submitted by Sequoia, age 12, WA
(January 16, 2010 - 3:00 pm)

Oh ya, I loved City of Ember, but I only read the book. I didn't know there was a movie...

submitted by Mara C., age 13, San Diego
(January 31, 2010 - 9:17 pm)

I'm sorry, but I absolutely disagree with Happy Feet being so awful! It's a clever and original movie. Also, Flushed Away wasn't totally bad.

Ok, I can't really list off of the top of my head movies I hate, but I can give lame ones:

 -The Dark Knight: I was totally expecting all the action, but the whole idea was hard to get. Especially since I've never seen the other Batman movies. It was really boring too! Other than that, the parts with the Joker were awesome!

-Hannah Montana the 3D Concert (I don't really think that's the exact name!)- The effects were okay, but the behind the scenes stuff was soo boring.

submitted by Kinaya, age 12
(December 6, 2009 - 2:25 pm)

Bedtime Stories: It was OK I guess. But I wouldn't say the worst.

Happy Feet: After I saw it in the theatres I thought to myself I could have been doing something a whole lot better than watching this. But in the commercials before it came on I saw clip from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! My mouth actually dropped open.

The Tale of Desperaux: Annoying. Weird. But I might read the book sometime. Books are normally better than the movie.

The Little Mermaid 2: When I watched it when I was younger I actually liked it. But now that I'm older I probably wouldn't.

Cinderella 2 and 3: Never seen them. But why does Disney think that they have to make sequels to a classic movie?

Napoleon Dynamite: Never heard of it.

Inkheart: Never watched it.

Flushed Away: Looked weird.

My list:

Indiana Jones 2 and the newest one they made. Crystal Skull. *Shiver* WEIRD!

ET: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Spy Kid movies: Weird. Pointless.

And I sadly say that Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire stunk except for a few funny parts.

I'm sure there are more, but I just can't think of them at the moment.

submitted by Hannah P. ☺☻, age 13, Georgia
(December 7, 2009 - 9:25 pm)

No! I love E.T.! Well, not, but it's on my favorite movies list. What didn't you like about Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire? I thought it was one of the slightly better HP movies, personally.

I too thought Happy Feet was rather dumb and pointless. The sad thing is that Elijah Wood (Frodo) was his voice. And he's such a good actor. That seems wasted.

Kids of the Round Table was bad. It was kind of like they had some spare special effects left over from something, and felt they had to make up a story to go with them...Plus they really played up an 11-year-old (boy)'s boyfriend/girlfriend feelings. Bad.

The Secret of NIMH. Based on Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH, it was overly creepy (especially for a G-rated movie!) and we never really found out what the "secret" was supposed to be.

LifeSize. This one's about a girl who's trying to bring her mother back to life, and accidentally brings her "Eve" doll to life instead. Strange, pointless, they overdid the crying, and the main character was played by Lindsey Lohan. Glurk.

 

Has anyone seen the movie The City of Ember? How was it? 

submitted by Brynne, age 14, Middle Earth
(December 9, 2009 - 4:09 pm)

I actually kinda liked Life Size. Except that the acting wasn't that good. I haven't seen The Secret of Nimh.

-☺☻

submitted by Hannah P. ☺☻, age 13, Georgia
(December 9, 2009 - 8:21 pm)