Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

*Hotel California*

It was winter break, and it was really boring. Sitting at your couch, you hear your doorbell ring. You glance around before remembering that you were the only person home. So you haul yourself up, and make your way to your' front door.
It must be Mrs. Johnson with the spaghetti, you think, remembering that your next door neighbor was supposed to bring some.
You open your appartment door and look up and down the hallway outside. Nobody in sight. You giv a little frown, shrug, and then almost close the door before seeing a package and some mail on top of it on the ground. You look at the mail strangely before picking it up and biringing it in. No mail person brought mail to your door in appartments. You set down the mail on the kitchen table, then you sit down on a chair. Package is for mom, junk mail, junk mail, bill, dad's magazine, junk mail, a letter for you, bill- Wait. You go back to the letter adressed to you. Glancing around the room, you look at your envelope. You turn it over, and then open it, and pull out a sheet of paper. Unfolding it, you read:

Greetings!
My name is Bob, and I am inviting YOU on a special trip to this humble inn, Hotel California! (yes, like the song, I am crazy about Eagles) Here you will have fun in the sun and at the beach while your neighbors freeze in the snow! With sceduled water ballon fights, surfing, snorkling, scub diving, water skiing, sand castle contests, and more, you will have the most fun winter break of all! My hotel is 5 stories tall, and a few rooms include a ballroom, a theater, a indoor water park with a swimming pool, a climbing wall, and more of that too! And imagin YOU staying here and having all that fun! All you have to do is except this invatation, and RSVP us at BobIAmComing.com. And then we will send you a ticket online and you could fly on over! Oh, and you need to fill out this form too!

Name:

Age:

Pronouns:

AE or CBer: 

Appearance:

Personality:

Luggage:

What is the most important part of your luggage:

What do you like best for your room? Plain but comfortable? Or fancy and cool?: 

Other:

There! Are you excited? I cannot wait to see you here! Please note that if you want to bring an AE, only one per CBer. I will be accepting up to 14 guests, including AEs. And no CAPTCHA's are allowed. And don't forget a swim suit! 

Signed, Bob

P.S. Hotel California is not responsible for intended injuries, smushed sand castles, or deaths. No pets allowed.  

Huh, you think, as you grab your laptop to RVSP Bob, that sounds llike the place for me.