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The void watches,
Chatterbox: Pudding's Place
The void watches,
The void watches, you know.
It's waiting.
It's planning.
It's lurking.
And it's coming for you.
//
On June 22, two days after the summer solstice, fourteen people received an unmarked envelope containing a simple peice of paper and two small objects. It was a form, with some ordinary questions, and some, well, unordinary ones. The objects were a red paper clip bent into an X, and a tiny hard drive. If this hard drive was inserted into a computer, the following message would play:
[[Recording::START]
Hello, darling. I hope this message finds you well. You don't recognize my voice, do you? I'm sorry. We've never met... In this timeline, at least. But you'll understand that once you arrive. Don't worry. Just come to the willow tree at the end of your street and wait. I promise you, nothing-- nothing-- nothing-- will harm you. Just, there's a chance you could-- could-- could-- could-- but I'm sure you'll be safe. Trust me, and come to the willow tree.
[[Recording:: END]
On June 22, two days after the summer solstice, fourteen people walked down fourteen streets and stood under fourteen willow trees.
And so it began.
//
I will be accepting fourteen people (No AEs, CAPTCHAs, or other companians). This is a ski lodge unlike any other.
I may drop off the face of the earth or stop posting for a while, but let's hope I can keep up with this.
The Form:
Name:
Gender/Pronouns:
Appearance:
A Quote You Could Be Found Saying:
Personality:
Favorite Color:
The One Item You Wouldn't Grab If Your House Was On Fire:
Prefered Way Of Dying (Being Stabbed In The Foot Is Not An Option. That Didn't End Well Last Time):
The First Initial Of Your Second Best Friend:
Least Favorite Number:
If You Had Any Power In The World, What Would It Be?:
Frilled Shark?:
Grilled Lemming?:
1 or 4?:
Burned Or Drowned?:
Would You Or Would You Not Call For Help In A Tense Situation?:
*Coughs Loudly*:
Are You Interested In Becoming A Butler? (DONT. IT DOESNT WORK OUT. YOU WILL GET SHOT BY TINY CHILDREN WITH NERF GUNS.):
Are You Interested In Becoming A Broom Lady? (DO. ITS A WONDERFUL CAREER CHOICE IF YOU LIKE SMACKING SAID TINY CHILDREN WITH BROOMS.):
Do You Wish I Would Stop With These Questions?:
Are You Glad That This Is The Last Question?:
Are You Annoyed That The Previous Question Was Not The Last Question Like I Said It Was?:
Are You Okay With Brain Damage From Chaotic Demons With Fish Tails?:
I'll Stop Now. You're Welcome!:
submitted by Inanis Pacificae, Ibi Semper
(June 22, 2021 - 1:09 pm)
(June 22, 2021 - 1:09 pm)
Name: Tealeaf
Gender/Pronouns: female she/her
Appearance: light skin, shoulder-length brown hair in a high ponytail, teal scrunchie, hazel eyes, blue jean shorts, dark teal/white striped t-shirt, canvas shoes
A Quote You Could Be Found Saying: "If you are alergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." -Lemony Snicket
Personality:ISFP
Favorite Color: dark purple
The One Item You Wouldn't Grab If Your House Was On Fire: the rotting banana that no one wants
Prefered Way Of Dying (Being Stabbed In The Foot Is Not An Option. That Didn't End Well Last Time): ermmm NOT drowning...NOT burning... I guess it would be... poison? idk
The First Initial Of Your Second Best Friend: D
Least Favorite Number: 7
If You Had Any Power In The World, What Would It Be?: teleportation
Frilled Shark?: no
Grilled Lemming?: I suppose so
1 or 4?: 1
Burned Or Drowned?: lol burned
Would You Or Would You Not Call For Help In A Tense Situation?: it depends on what the situation is
*Coughs Loudly*: bless you
Are You Interested In Becoming A Butler? (DONT. IT DOESNT WORK OUT. YOU WILL GET SHOT BY TINY CHILDREN WITH NERF GUNS.): no
Are You Interested In Becoming A Broom Lady? (DO. ITS A WONDERFUL CAREER CHOICE IF YOU LIKE SMACKING SAID TINY CHILDREN WITH BROOMS.): no
Do You Wish I Would Stop With These Questions?:not really, it's better than doing algebra
Are You Glad That This Is The Last Question?: meh
Are You Annoyed That The Previous Question Was Not The Last Question Like I Said It Was?: slightly
Are You Okay With Brain Damage From Chaotic Demons With Fish Tails?: mashed potatoes
I'll Stop Now. You're Welcome!: tootle-ooo!
(June 23, 2021 - 10:17 am)
Why tootle-ooo to you too! Because that's fun to say!
And sure, I'll served mashed potatoes when the Chaotic Demons With Fish Tails come to visit. I'm not quite sure that Mary eats anything besides pumpkin pie, but oh well.
I look forward to seeing you at the ski lodge!
(June 23, 2021 - 7:48 pm)
Reserving!
(June 23, 2021 - 11:12 am)
11:12 am. Ah, one minute after the perfect time of 11:11. So sad.
(Your spot has been reserved! Please fill out the form as soon as you can!)
(June 23, 2021 - 7:49 pm)
Yes, please.
Name: Majestic Mary
Gender/Pronouns: female, she/her
Appearance: 5'4". Blue eyes and Blonde hair a few inches past my shoulders. Braces. Usually I'm wearing athletic leggings or running shorts depending on the weather, and a random t-shirt.
A Quote You Could Be Found Saying: “That’s not a good idea”
Personality: Generally happy, extroverted, kinda easily annoyed but won't show it, talkative, sarcastic at times, helpful and kind (at least I try to be)
Favorite Color: yellow
The One Item You Wouldn't Grab If Your House Was On Fire: the cockroach living in my garage
Prefered Way Of Dying (Being Stabbed In The Foot Is Not An Option. That Didn't End Well Last Time): …old age, please.
The First Initial Of Your Second Best Friend: d
Least Favorite Number: 3.14 (why do we need it. just why.)
If You Had Any Power In The World, What Would It Be?: the power to assess and handle a situation easily
Frilled Shark?: sure
Grilled Lemming?: sure?
1 or 4?: four
Burned Or Drowned?: um… drowned? or… neither?
Would You Or Would You Not Call For Help In A Tense Situation?: i probably would
*Coughs Loudly*: *offers cough drop*
Are You Interested In Becoming A Butler? (DONT. IT DOESNT WORK OUT. YOU WILL GET SHOT BY TINY CHILDREN WITH NERF GUNS.): …no
Are You Interested In Becoming A Broom Lady? (DO. ITS A WONDERFUL CAREER CHOICE IF YOU LIKE SMACKING SAID TINY CHILDREN WITH BROOMS.): …still no
Do You Wish I Would Stop With These Questions?: yes, yes i do
Are You Glad That This Is The Last Question?: yes, yes i am
Are You Annoyed That The Previous Question Was Not The Last Question Like I Said It Was?: yes, yes i am
Are You Okay With Brain Damage From Chaotic Demons With Fish Tails?: um, no
I'll Stop Now. You're Welcome!: merci
(June 23, 2021 - 11:37 am)
You are very majestic with your use of french at the end of your comment. I applaud you in being majestic and cool and french.
Also, thank you for the cough drop. I'm excited to see you at the ski lodge- although you're not going to like day 0. It's not a good day number-wise, if you know what I mean.
You probably don't, but anyways.
Au revoir!
(June 23, 2021 - 7:53 pm)
Name: Kitty Cat
Gender/Pronouns: They\Them
Appearance: Long brown hair in a ponytail, cuff earrings, t-shirts, leather jacket, jean shorts or leggings, heavy black boots, heavy black makeup, black choker
A Quote You Could Be Found Saying: "Stop Talking, I Will Win. That’s… What Heroes Do!” – Katsuki Bakugo
Personality: hm... angry? Funny? Sarcastic? Philisophical?
Favorite Color: orange, black, red
The One Item You Wouldn't Grab If Your House Was On Fire: those flower leggings I hate
Prefered Way Of Dying (Being Stabbed In The Foot Is Not An Option. That Didn't End Well Last Time): Dying while fighting for others lives, being a HERO!
The First Initial Of Your Second Best Friend: D
Least Favorite Number: 2
If You Had Any Power In The World, What Would It Be?: Fire, or One For All... but that has issues sometimes, it backfires...
Frilled Shark?: no
Grilled Lemming?: sure... *SHRUGS*
1 or 4?: 1
Burned Or Drowned?: burned
Would You Or Would You Not Call For Help In A Tense Situation?: Not call for help
*Coughs Loudly*: I WILL WIN!
Are You Interested In Becoming A Butler? (DONT. IT DOESNT WORK OUT. YOU WILL GET SHOT BY TINY CHILDREN WITH NERF GUNS.): NOOOO NOT TINY CHILDREN!!
Are You Interested In Becoming A Broom Lady? (DO. ITS A WONDERFUL CAREER CHOICE IF YOU LIKE SMACKING SAID TINY CHILDREN WITH BROOMS.): YES! SMACKING TINY CHILDREN WITH BROOMS!
Do You Wish I Would Stop With These Questions?: yes
Are You Glad That This Is The Last Question?: yes
Are You Annoyed That The Previous Question Was Not The Last Question Like I Said It Was?: YES
Are You Okay With Brain Damage From Chaotic Demons With Fish Tails?: yes, I already has brain damage
I'll Stop Now. You're Welcome!:
(June 23, 2021 - 12:32 pm)
Kitty Cat. Ooh, do you have cat ears??
*Quickly checks 'Appearance'*
Awww. No, you don't.
*Gives Kitty Cat a cat-ear headband* There you go. Just... because. Cats. Cat ears. Y'know.
I'm pleased you signed up for this and I'm excited to see you at the ski lodge!
(June 23, 2021 - 8:36 pm)
Actually, I do have real cat ears, i just fogot to add them in my appearance... oops :>
(June 24, 2021 - 3:07 pm)
(June 23, 2021 - 2:34 pm)
Definatley going to join this:
Name: Neverseen
Gender/Pronouns: She/Her
Appearance: Dirty-blond hair that is almost alway back in a ponytail, hazel eyes, tall for her age, long fingers (kind of random, but they are good for playing piano).
A Quote You Could Be Found Saying: "Sticky notes are your friend!" (Uh yeah - I say this a lot to the more forgetful people I know)
Personality: I would say I am pretty evenly balanced between introverted and extroverted, though I might lean to the introverted side slightly. I love talking to my close friends though, and will talk to others easily too (depending on the circumstance - usually I won't if it happens to be field day - long story)
Favorite Color: Navy or Cerulean Blue.
The One Item You Wouldn't Grab If Your House Was On Fire: I would not grab a log from the fireplace because 1)it could catch on fire easily 2) it had no value to me 3) I don't know how to open in the fireplace screen 4) I don't particularly care to be hauling a log around 5) It might have insects on it and I don't want to be hauling those around either.
Prefered Way Of Dying (Being Stabbed In The Foot Is Not An Option. That Didn't End Well Last Time): Uh, I guess poison or a very creative quick trap is appealing, but I don't necessarily want to die anytime soon, so...old age would be the top choice. But still, I love a good creative trap...and poison.
The First Initial Of Your Second Best Friend: A or L (they are kinda tied at the moment so, you can pick)
Least Favorite Number: 10 - it's not divisible by three. It's a boring 1 and 0 combined. It's the even boring to say. Bleh.
If You Had Any Power In The World, What Would It Be?: I'd like the ability to travel into books. Perferably the non-violent scenes
Frilled Shark?:
Grilled Lemming?: ^ Are these two for meals? Uh, I guess if I had to.
1 or 4?: 4
Burned Or Drowned?: Drowned
Would You Or Would You Not Call For Help In A Tense Situation?: It depends on what the tense situation is. Yes if it is life threatening, no if it is not.
*Coughs Loudly*: Excuse you.
Are You Interested In Becoming A Butler? (DONT. IT DOESNT WORK OUT. YOU WILL GET SHOT BY TINY CHILDREN WITH NERF GUNS.): No, I'd prefer not to...
Are You Interested In Becoming A Broom Lady? (DO. ITS A WONDERFUL CAREER CHOICE IF YOU LIKE SMACKING SAID TINY CHILDREN WITH BROOMS.): Not particularly...
Do You Wish I Would Stop With These Questions?:Well I'd like to know their reasons.
Are You Glad That This Is The Last Question?: I don't think it will be.
Are You Annoyed That The Previous Question Was Not The Last Question Like I Said It Was?: No, not really. I expected it.
Are You Okay With Brain Damage From Chaotic Demons With Fish Tails?: No! I like my brain!
I'll Stop Now. You're Welcome!: *Stops writing, thoroughly confused*
Can't wait!
(June 23, 2021 - 2:43 pm)
Don't worry, Neverseen, you will get a lot more confused very soon.
Actually, that is a cause for worry.
Dear me, what has become of my brain?
(I'm excited to see you at the ski lodge!)
(June 23, 2021 - 8:39 pm)
th3mysticw0lf
she/they; bi ace enby
...for this ski lodge, I'll be a glitching silhoutte.
"Time isn't real."
Loud, chaotic, severly sleep-deprived, slightly insane, loves pain, very empathetic.
...Black. Black's nice.
A very ugly sweater.
...really, I would like it if I was killed by something that hunts wolves or ravens. That would make sense.
....I don't really have friends? But here: K
Hmm. Illusion magic. Or Dimensional magic. I can't decide.
No.
ABSOLUTELY NOT! I AM NOT A CANNIBAL!
4.
Burned! Drowning is...too *sigh* boring.
I wouldn't. I would just stab the person who's threatening me.
....No.
YES. DIE, ORPHANS.
No :')
....Not Applicable.
Nope!
OOH! CHAOTIC DEMONS! LIKE MOI! AND YES! IM OKAY BECAUSE MY BRAIN IS ALREADY DAMAGED SO I DON'T CARE!
...thank you, I guess. It was rather fun being asked these questions.
In addition to that, I have been called "Technoblade's Daughter" before.
Strange name, but I'll take it.
~th3mysticw0lf
(June 23, 2021 - 3:10 pm)
I'm not sure which question is which, but it sounds like you want to become a broom lady and kill orphans, you are a lemming, and your sexuality is a gender. Nice!
I look forward to seeing you at the ski lodge, and, um, I will not question the end of your comment. Bye!
(It'd be great if you could clear up which questions are which- I think you skipped some.)
(June 23, 2021 - 9:02 pm)
Name: Hollyshock! Holly for short.
Gender/Pronouns: Female, she/her!
Appearance: On the short side, caramel colored skin, dark brown eyes, a ton of freckles everywhere, dark brown hair, gold framed circular glasses.
A Quote You Could Be Found Saying: [Of mine: "It's a day!", "I shouldn't be here.", "Well this is just lovely!", or "*coughing noises*"] {Random quote from a person, "The living world is a dream. The nocturnal dream is reality." - Ranpo Edogawa}
Personality: Quiet, pretty shy, book-smart, awkward, does random stuff most of the time? Pretty nice, I guess? Quite welcoming. Decently optimistic.
Favorite Color: Yellow! (Specifically bumblebee yellow!)
The One Item You Wouldn't Grab If Your House Was On Fire: Mustard. I dislike mustard very much.
Prefered Way Of Dying (Being Stabbed In The Foot Is Not An Option. That Didn't End Well Last Time): A painless way.
The First Initial Of Your Second Best Friend: R!
Least Favorite Number: 9
If You Had Any Power In The World, What Would It Be?: Um.. Invisibility?
Frilled Shark?: I'm good, thanks!
Grilled Lemming?: I'm also good, thanks for offering!
1 or 4?: 4
Burned Or Drowned?: Drowned.
Would You Or Would You Not Call For Help In A Tense Situation?: Depends. If someone needs help, then I'll help them, but if it's something above my brain capacity, I'd get someone to help.
*Coughs Loudly*: *Gives a cough drop* Are you okay? *Randomly starts coughing too*
Are You Interested In Becoming A Butler? (DONT. IT DOESNT WORK OUT. YOU WILL GET SHOT BY TINY CHILDREN WITH NERF GUNS.): Um.. no thanks!
Are You Interested In Becoming A Broom Lady? (DO. ITS A WONDERFUL CAREER CHOICE IF YOU LIKE SMACKING SAID TINY CHILDREN WITH BROOMS.): No thank you!
Do You Wish I Would Stop With These Questions?: I don't mind them!
Are You Glad That This Is The Last Question?: Ah, uh, sure? Lovely speaking to you!
Are You Annoyed That The Previous Question Was Not The Last Question Like I Said It Was?: Not really!
Are You Okay With Brain Damage From Chaotic Demons With Fish Tails?: Sure, I'd be delighted!
I'll Stop Now. You're Welcome!: Thank you so much! ^^
(June 23, 2021 - 3:33 pm)