Corrupt a wish

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Corrupt a wish

Corrupt a wish thread!

This is also a old idea. One CBer states a wish, and another CBer realises the wish but corrupts it in some way.

Example: I wish I could run very fast.

Wish granted. You run into a wall and get a concussion. 

submitted by Zealatom, age ^-^, meh
(April 18, 2021 - 6:40 am)

back to the Pudding's Place

Wish granted. You turn into a cat, get stuck that way, and get taken by animal control. You spend the rest of your life in a tiny metal cage.

Wish: I wish I could turn off my emotions. 

submitted by dreamiing, lost
(April 23, 2021 - 11:34 am)

Wish granted. A little kid sees you and thinks you're adorable and squeezes you to death. 

Wish: I wish I was better at math.  

submitted by pangolin
(April 23, 2021 - 12:57 pm)

Wish granted: You become the best mathematician on Earth, but being as talented as that means that people make you spend all of your time doing problems that would be impossible for anyone else.

Wish: I wish I was more brave. 

submitted by Morning, yonder
(April 24, 2021 - 8:02 pm)

Wish granted: You're so brave that you confront everyone about every little thing and then everyone is mad at you

Wish: I wish I could breath underwater  

submitted by Barnswallow
(April 25, 2021 - 8:14 am)

Wish granted: You enjoy being underwater so much that you decide to stay there forever and forget about all your friends and family.

I think I've already submitted a lot of wishes, so how about someone else gives a wish instead? 

submitted by Neverseen
(April 25, 2021 - 12:50 pm)

I wish that I could live a normal life.

 

submitted by Zealatom, age ^-^, meh
(April 26, 2021 - 6:45 am)

Okay, I am going to let someone else corrupt this one, but is it just me or would corrupting this wish be a paradox? If it was granted and then corrupted, the corruption would make it so life was not normal, and then the wish wouldn't have been granted at all! Do you see what I mean? 

submitted by Neverseen , Is it a Paradox???
(April 27, 2021 - 1:44 pm)
submitted by Topatom, age TOP!!!!, TOP
(April 27, 2021 - 7:04 am)
submitted by TOP, of the deep dark sea
(April 27, 2021 - 9:52 am)

Wish granted. You CAN live a 'normal' life, but you sacrifice all your uniqueness and individuality to do so.

Oof, that one was a bit depressing... anyway, 'normal' is a gross oversimplification of other people's lives and personally I find it overrated. 

I wish that I didn't get paper cuts. Simple, perhaps boring, but they suck sooo.

 

submitted by TheArtfulMongoose
(May 12, 2021 - 7:08 am)
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