Corrupt a wish

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Corrupt a wish

Corrupt a wish thread!

This is also a old idea. One CBer states a wish, and another CBer realises the wish but corrupts it in some way.

Example: I wish I could run very fast.

Wish granted. You run into a wall and get a concussion. 

submitted by Zealatom, age ^-^, meh
(April 18, 2021 - 6:40 am)

Wish granted. Your friend asks your permission for EVERYTHING, no matter what it is.

I wish I could get a dog. 

submitted by Darkling, Playing Genie
(April 23, 2021 - 6:25 pm)

Wish granted. You turn into a mosquito and someone slaps you. 

submitted by pangolin
(April 21, 2021 - 2:49 pm)

Wish granted, the worst villan is now your best friend and wraps you into their evil plans.

I wish I was a llama. 

submitted by Writing_in_the_dark, age 11, NY but not NYC
(April 21, 2021 - 9:55 am)

@Writing_in_the_dark,

Wish granted; a wild llama fanatic (me) spots you and tackles you off a cliff.

Wish: I wish I could turn invisible. 

submitted by Jaybells, age Obscure, Lost in the Universe
(April 22, 2021 - 12:37 am)

Wish granted. You befriend the villian and become evil.

Wish: I wish I could fly. 

submitted by pangolin
(April 21, 2021 - 11:18 am)

Wish granted: You fly into a plane and get a concussion.

Wish: I wish I could talk to animals. 

submitted by Neverseen
(April 21, 2021 - 1:55 pm)

Wish granted: You can talk to animals, but only know how to say the worst possible curses and insults.

Wish: I wish I could correctly judge a book by its cover and know if I would like it or not.

submitted by Morning, yonder
(April 21, 2021 - 11:00 pm)

Wish granted: you end up liking all the books in the universe and spend the rest of you life only reading books 

Wish: I wish I could spend the rest of my life drawing 

submitted by clover, Neptune
(April 22, 2021 - 12:21 pm)

Wish granted: You draw the rest of your life, but you can only draw pictures of basketballs. 

Wish: I wish to pass my math test.
submitted by Neverseen
(April 22, 2021 - 3:09 pm)

Wish granted. You pass the test and are put in an advanced group that you are not ready for.

 

(But in real life, good luck hope you pass <3)

 

I'm not sure I should make a wish...seems a little scary now. 

submitted by Periwinkle , age Pi, Somewhere in the stars
(April 22, 2021 - 4:21 pm)

(Thanks Periwinkel!)

submitted by Neverseen
(April 23, 2021 - 2:55 pm)

I wish I could eat porcelain.

submitted by Rainbow Riot
(April 22, 2021 - 5:59 pm)

Wish granted. You are able to eat porcelain, but a piece of it gets stuck in your throat and you choke.

I wish I could get another guinea pig. 

submitted by Starchaser, age 13, Pyrrhia, (she/her)
(April 22, 2021 - 8:10 pm)

Wish granted. You get another guinea pig only to find out it's a mutant and it eats all your other pets.

(strangely, this is literally the first thing that I thought of when I thought about corrupting that wish XD) 

Wish: I wish I could turn into a cat. 

submitted by MoonKitten
(April 23, 2021 - 9:44 am)

Wish granted: you turn into a cat and can never turn back, and none of your family/friends recognize you.

I wish that teleporting was invented.

submitted by Tealeaf, age old enough, Steeping
(April 23, 2021 - 11:11 am)