Lost in Translation

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Lost in Translation

Lost in Translation

 

I saw this when I was looking at old threads, and it's funny because my friend and I actually do this ALL THE TIME with each other through email! (credit @Bakerloo for the idea, although this won't be the exact same, just a similar idea) Anyway, here's the rules.

1. Choose a song, phrase, or saying that most people can recognize.

2. Put it through Google Translate, a few different languages, and then finally back into English. (example, English=Dutch=Spanish=Latin=Greek=English) As Google Translate isn't very reliable, the words will be distorted and the whole thing will sound really weird.*

3. Copy and paste the results here. 

*possible side effects may include uncontrollable giggles, an addiction to checking this thread every 10 minutes, and more uncontrollable giggles

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Here's an example. (the song is The Story of Tonight from Hamilton)

We don't see the glory, I'm happy to not see our glory, but I attacked. I'm happy, but I will be talking to our children about our stand. Talking to our children about our story tonight next next next freedom tonight tonight tonight I will never drink 4 glasses, it is important to say something tonight. And tomorrow I want to collect my story tonight freedom to chat with a drink. I would never say something so important to collect another 4 glasses tonight and tomorrow. I want to talk to the person next grade my story tonight tonight tonight tonight I drink freedom. Icy freedom story tells a story tonight I drink my story tonight

Uhhh. Yeah. Heh. 

submitted by Firelily, age 11, Unreliable Translations
(March 5, 2021 - 11:49 am)
My white shirt is now red and my nose is bleeding
Go to sleep, follow the advice
Collect information, nobody knows
I think I'm deep inside
You hurt your knee
Don't say thank you or please
Me anytime anywhere
My soul is ugly
Then you are bad
I really like strong children
I don't have enough boys
The chest is still swollen
I'm wrong
Mother is so sad
Joke with your girlfriend
This could enchant your father
I'm wrong
I'm wrong
I like it when you are in control
Even if you don't know
I belong, I'll let you play a role
I will be your pet
My mother likes to sing with me
But she can't sing this song
If I read all the scriptures
Will sympathize with the people I know
Then you are bad
I really like strong children
I don't have enough boys
The chest is still swollen
I'm wrong
Mother is so sad
Joke with your girlfriend
This could enchant your father
I'm wrong
I'm wrong
I'm not good but it's good for me, it's not good
I like it when you're angry
I'm glad you're alone
Did you say that she was afraid of me?
I mean, I can't see what she sees
But it may be because I'm wearing your perfume
I'm a bad boy
I am, I am a bad boy
Bad boy, bad boy
I'm wrong
submitted by Moondrop
(March 5, 2021 - 2:06 pm)
submitted by TOP
(March 11, 2021 - 5:04 pm)