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The Ten Troubling Troubadours
Ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary people of repute! Gather round for the greatest film the Chatterbox has ever seen! Today, I present to you... THE TEN TROUBLING TROUBADOURS!
Hi, guys! Orson is making a film, and he needs your help! Here's the
signup form:
Name:
Age:
Gender/Pronouns:
Basic appearance:
Would you like to work IN FRONT OF or BEHIND the camera?:
Previous work in film:
Can you sing?:
Can you act?:
Can you dance?:
Can you whittle?:
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one hears it, did it make any sound at all?:
Do you have any experience with codes?:
Any special skills? If so, specify:
And I think that's everything! Auditions begin on the first of January, 2021!
There are a few things I need to say.
Go ahead, then. It is your film.
Alright then. First, Alter Egos ONLY. CAPTCHAs cannot recite dialogue and Chatterboxers are generally annoying.
You know I'm right here, don't you?
Yes, I know. Do you think I'm stupid?
Oh, no. Not at all...
Please add which CBer you belong to on the signup form. Also, please bring tap shoes to the audition. I don't have any lying around, so I can't lend you any if you forget them. Who do you think I am, Payless Shoesource?
They don't think that, Orson...
One more thing. Film is not just a hobby. It is your life. I expect the best from every one of you that becomes a part of my team. Also, take out a life insurance plan. Just in case.
Why will they need a life insurance- y'know what, never mind. See you all in the new year!
submitted by Bakerloo and Orson, AE Productions Limited
(December 9, 2020 - 12:30 pm)
(December 9, 2020 - 12:30 pm)
(December 17, 2020 - 8:54 am)
Fine. I'll come, but only because Wree is making me "socialize."
You need it! All you do is sit inside and stare at a screen all day. Prove me wrong. I dare you.
Uuuuughhh.
Name: Rory
Age: 12
Gender/Pronouns: female, she/her
Basic appearance: Short and slim, with long, straight, white-blonde hair. Blue eyes. Wearing a tunic-length, lavender-colored long-sleeve shirt with dark blue leggings and white flats.
Would you like to work IN FRONT OF or BEHIND the camera?: Behind. No picures of me. Or videos. Ever.
Previous work in film: I've coded and edited films. That's it.
Can you sing?: No.
No, she cannot. Never, ever make her sing. Unless you want to not have ears anymore.
Can you act?: No.
Can you dance?: No.
Can you whittle?: Maybe?
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one hears it, did it make any sound at all?: Yes. That's just plain physics.
Do you have any experience with codes?: Yesssssss.
As long as you're talking about computer coding. If that's what you mean, she's a coding prodigy.
Any special skills? If so, specify: Coding.
(December 17, 2020 - 12:12 pm)
HahawellI'mherenowIguesswhynottry out then.
Name: Alex
Age: 12
Gender/Pronouns:he/him
Basic appearance:Ihaveblackwavy --
Alex, you might have to slow down a bit.
Rightsorryhaha. I have black, wavy hair which is short-ish. I am tall, gangly, and pale, and I have freckles. I have hazel eyes. My clothes are usually pretty plain, but I always where pin on Wednsdays --
Typical fanboy.
-- and yeah, I think that's it. Wasthatslowenough? :D
Would you like to work IN FRONT OF or BEHIND the camera?: Both! Imean,IamaphotographerbutIalsowouldlovetoact. ;)
Previous work in film: I've done photography, but not reeeally filming.
Can you sing?: I mean . . . no . . . butItry! Hehe -- heh . . .
Can you act?: Yeah!
Can you dance?: . . . No.
Can you whittle?: A little, sure!
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one hears it, did it make any sound at all?: Yeah. I mean, itwouldbehardtohavenoonehearitcause'birdsandsquirrells but why wouldn't it???
Do you have any experience with codes?: Oooof what kind?
Any special skills? If so, specify:Yeah! I can do photography. Plus, I am very goos at wuoting yhings.
That's not a skill . . . but, okay. *shrugs.*
Okay, now my turn! >:D
Name:Cora Bree Underbough (that's my full name, just call me Cora)
Age: 18
Gender/Pronouns:she/her
Basic appearance:I'm a halfling, so I'm shorter than y'all humans, but I'm still waaay more capable, obviously.
Don't brag, Cora.
Stop micromanaging, Hiro. Ugh. Anyways, I have brown sin, bright green eyes, dar brown, straightish thinnish silkyish hair in a loose ponytail. I where awesome blue and yellow monk robes and usually carry around daggers -- not that I need them to fight.
Would you like to work IN FRONT OF or BEHIND the camera?: IN FRONT!!! What else would I want?
Previous work in film: Lots!
Don't lie.
What do you mean? You don't know that much about me.
There is no film in the world we come from.
Hmph. *straightens* Well, I have been in plenty of plays before!
Can you sing?:Yep.
Can you act?:OBVIOUSLY! WHy else would I be here?
Can you dance?:Oh yes.
Can you whittle?: Uh-huh!
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one hears it, did it make any sound at all?: If someone hears it, does it? DOes the sound being made require being hears to exist? Nope!
Do you have any experience with codes?: Alex's question: of what kind, exactly?
Any special skills? If so, specify:I can FIGHT! Third(?)-level Way of the Open Hand monk over here.
Okay, Hiro, it's your turn now!
No thanks.
*shoves Hiro* Ooooh yes you will do this.
No, I won't. And please do not force me to, it's immoral. *writes on arm*
ShouldIzzyaudition?
No.
Saffron says "cbdnt." CB don't.
(December 19, 2020 - 8:25 am)
sooo... heres my sheet! stttaauuurgg! yes guys you will be stars. not me. acting isnt my thing. durremy! yes stompy, and stampy sunangel is a dummy. hey! mmeeer stuug! yes chompy you may have a hug, after i fill out my sheet.
Name: moondemon.
Age: i appear as 14
Gender/Pronouns: he/him
Basic appearance: grey skin, pale green long hair.
Would you like to work IN FRONT OF or BEHIND the camera:you pick!
Previous work in film: i can operate lights very well.
Can you sing?: very well
Can you act?: um... kinda.
Can you dance?: HAHAHAHA- no.
Can you whittle?: um... yeah.
If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one hears it, did it make any sound at all?: its all about the minds so no.
Do you have any experience with codes?: you mean like javascript or python. yeah!
Any special skills? If so, specify: control of tides, turning into a moon moth, and- shmmeep! taking care of captchas...
(December 21, 2020 - 1:29 pm)
oh, my mystic i posted this before i realized it was only AEs... crud. welp, maybe i'll submit a sheet for sunangel. g'day!
(December 22, 2020 - 10:11 am)