Cruise Ship Ski Lodge

Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

Cruise Ship Ski Lodge

Cruise Ship Ski Lodge

You were watching Titanic when it arrived.

You glanced up from your hot cocoa mug to the window, where you were flabbergasted to see a real-life albatross sitting on the outside windowsill. You paused the movie and stood up, shaking off the piles of blankets as you went.

You opened the window, letting cold air into the room, and the albatross hopped right in with the look of someone who can go wherever she wants and knows it. You stared curiously at the bird, wondering how it got there. As far as you knew, no albatrosses lived in your area. You also wondered if it was dangerous.

However, the albatross behaved with surprising decorum. It fluttered onto the top of the television screen and opened its beak. Something dropped onto the floor. When you looked closer, you saw that it was a letter.

You picked it up gingerly and saw that it was sealed with genuine wax, imprinted with an old-fashioned sailing ship. Loathe to rip such a pretty seal, you ran to get a pair of scissors and cut the letter open. You unfolded the letter and saw that it was written in beautiful calligraphy.

Greetings, friend!

I trust that this letter has found you in good health, and in a moment when a vacation would not come unwelcomed! It is with much happiness that I, Captain Phillipa, give you an invitation to come on a trip upon my ship, the Cosmic Pioneer.

The Cosmic Pioneer is the largest cruise ship ever to grace Earth's waters, and not lacking in entertainments, I can assure you. Not only is she home to the Best Water Slides Ever, but she also sports a wave pool, a bouncy castle, and a planetarium. You, along with a chosen group, will embark upon this ship to see the sights of the world!

Please fill out the form below, and I shall look forward to seeing you soon.

With all cordiality,

Captain Phillipa.*

Name:

Age:

Gender:

Appearence:

Luggage: (Ensure that you bring swim things! NO PETS.)

Weaponry: (optional, but perhaps advisable)

(At this point in the form, a companions section would usually be included. However, since this should be a fun and relaxing vacation, no AEs or CAPTCHAs will be admitted. Apologies for any inconvenience.)

*Note: Although I and my crew have the best good will in the world, accidents may happen upon any trip. I, Captain Phillipa, and any other birds or crew members, am not to blame for any injuries, accidents, losses, or mishaps, fatal or nonfatal, that may or may not occur upon this trip.

You filled out the form and folded it up, then handed it back to the albatross, who flew out of the window. The movie suddenly seemed boring, and you turned it off.

What did one bring on a cruise ship? You started packing at once. 

submitted by Captain Phillipa, The Cosmic Pioneer
(August 12, 2020 - 2:20 pm)
submitted by TOP!
(September 2, 2020 - 4:31 pm)

Part 5.

Breakfast was crepes, and with Captain Phillipa watching everyone like a hawk, all of the Chatterboxers felt at least mostly safe. After all, no one had been killed during a meal.

After breakfast, the captain informed the Chatterboxers that they would shortly be landing on the South Pole for a snow day. There was a moment of silence, and then chaos ensuied.

"Snow day! Yesssss!" Agent Winter yelled.

"Penguins! We get to see penguins!" Summer shrieked.

"And polar bears!" Emekitty added.

"No, silly, there aren't polar bears on the South Pole!" Quill laughed.

"Aren't there?" Raining Rainbows asked.

"Quiet down," Captain Phillipa said. "Come to the windows and take a look."

The Chatterboxers crowded to the windows, (staying far apart for fear of aqua's fate) and were met by a sight that took their breath away. The sky was a deep, bright blue over a sea of the same color. Floating over the sea was a collections of white iceburgs, mirroring the puffy clouds in the sky. Snow fell in frosty torrents. Cheers abounded from the Chatterboxers.

"Go down to locker room number 43, and you'll find snow gear." The captain instructed.

The Chatterboxers flooded down the stairs, (staying in a group but far enough apart to avoid danger) and found themselves in locker room number 43. Opening the lockers, they found snowsuits, hats, boots, scarves, and gloves in a dazzling variety of sizes and colors. The Chatterboxers pulled them on quickly, then, at Captain Phillipa's command from the intercom, hurried up to balcony 2.

They met the captain and Mr. Bartleby the penguin on the balcony. After giving a few quick safety instructions, Captain Phillipa extended the gangplank, and Mr. Bartleby and the Chatterboxers streamed down it to the huge snowy iceberg.

Barnswallow whistled. Agent Winter laughed, and extended her arms and spun around in the snow. Kitten cheered. "Let's go inland and build an igloo!" She called. The other Chatterboxers agreed, and they charged inland, ploughing their way through the thick snow.

As they went, they passed a couple of deep, frozen cracks in the iceberg. The Chatterboxers, led by Mr. Bartleby, stayed well clear.

They spent the next three hours constructing the best igloo ever. It was huge, with multiple entrances, cubbies, and rooms, and when they were finished, the Chatterboxers enjoyed it for a whole two minutes before Queen threw a snowball at Heroes, and a fullblown war began.

They paused for the hot soup that Captain Phillipa sent down for lunch, and then battled for the rest of the day, each of the two teams trying to take possession of the igloo despite the shouts, snowballs, and treachery of the enemy.

When the sun began to set, Mr. Bartleby led the tired Chatterboxers back twards the ship. They straggled out in a long line of little groups, all following each other back towards the ship. Agent winter looked up to see another Chatterboxer fall into step with her.

"Hey." Agent Winter said.

"Hi." The other Chatterboxer replied. They walked in silence for a moment before Agent Winter ventured a brief comment.

"You guys fought well." The two had been on opposing teams. They were passing one of the cracks in the iceburg, and Agent Winter stepped away from it, but the other Chatterboxer blocked her path.

"We did fight well." The other Chatterboxer said, stopping to pick up a handful of snow. "And you know what?"

"What?" asked AW.

"I win."

"Wha--" Agent Winter's voice was cut off as The Murderer pushed her over the edge of the crack, stuffing snow into her mouth to muffle her scream. A sickening crunch echoed up from the crack, and The Murderer dusted her hands free of snow, then ran to catch up with the other Chatterboxers. She glanced around nervously, but she had donw her job well. No one had witnessed Agent Winter's death.

Funny, really, The Murderer reflected, that Agent Winter had died in her 'native element'. The Murderer doubted that the other Chatterboxers would appreciate the irony.

~~~

RIP Agent Winter. We'll miss you.

@aqua, the questions that I ask are useful for getting to know the Chatterboxers better, so that I can portray them better in my writing. You can feel free to answer the questions if you want, but you don't have to.

Death Toll: 4. aqua, smothered by a beanbag chair. Luna, killed with her own weapon. Jubilee, drowned in a waterslide. Agent Winter, pushed down a crack.

What are you most afraid of

submitted by Captain Phillipa, age Part 5!, The Cosmic Pioneer
(September 3, 2020 - 4:04 pm)

I don't see any obvious clues in this post, but I reread the past few, and I noticed that Summer has the same pocketknife as the one used to stab Jubilee's inner tube, and it says in chapter three that the murderer "flicked it open with the skill of long practice." This is, I think, the most compelling evidence thus far to implicate someone. (Sorry, Summer.)

I'm most afraid of lice, food poisoning, and public embarrassment. (But please please please don't make me die this way! PLEASE!!)

submitted by Kitten, Daydreaming
(September 3, 2020 - 7:37 pm)

No, Winter!! What a terrible way to go.

Well, my biggest fear is my own mortality (which isn't great seeing as this is a ski lodge haha), but if you're looking for something more tangible, I'm terrified of spiders, heights, and tight spaces.

This is great so far!! You're a fantastic writer! 

submitted by Quill
(September 4, 2020 - 2:06 pm)

NO WIN!!

I hope I didn't kill you!

Although @Kitten, you make a good point. So I might be the murderer...

My "big three" fears are drowning, burning, and suffocating. However, drowning is a form of suffocation and I've sort of gotten over my fear of burning (at least, I can cook eggs without being terrified of the stove now). So I would say I'm most afraid of suffocation and spiders.

submitted by Summer, age tau, Nowhere at all
(September 5, 2020 - 2:49 pm)

Hrmmmmmmmm, the dark!

submitted by Rainbow Riot
(September 5, 2020 - 4:49 pm)

At the moment what I'm most scared of is getting the virus and spreading it to someone at risk. But not thinking about the virus, what I'm most scared of is the parts of the government not working together and it all falling apart(I'm kinda nerdy and really into politics)

submitted by Barnswallow
(September 4, 2020 - 8:19 am)

I'm scared of making myself look like a complete FOOL in front of my crush, who livae who knows how many miles away in CA!

P.S. I'm not saying what CA is

submitted by Emekittycon Kitten, age 12, Kitten Kingdom
(September 4, 2020 - 2:09 pm)

I'm scared of being embarassed in front of large amounts of people, clowns, spiders, cliffs, and bugs in general. Also an abundance of other things. 

submitted by Darkling, Hawkins, IN
(September 6, 2020 - 10:17 am)

Part six.

The Chatterboxers didn't notice Agent Winter's absence until the next morning, when Queen wanted to borrow her skateboard and couldn't find her. Even though Darkling offered to lend Queen her skateboard, Queen got worried and told the captain.

A fullblown search began. The Chatterboxers hadn't realized it, but Captain Phillipa had hundreds of different seabirds on the Cosmic Pioneer. As soon as she realized that Agent Winter was missing, the captain sent them to search every part of the ship. After she wan't found on the ship, they branched out and searched the iceberg. Tallula the seagull found what was left of Agent Winter at the bottom of one of the cracks.

After Captain Phillipa had heard Tallula's report, she hesitated to inform the other Chatterboxers. Instead of telling them right away, she decided to give them a fun morning. Captain Phillipa told the Chatterboxers that her birds were still searching for Agent Winter, but that she was sure AW would be found soon. "In the meantime," the captain continued, "How about a game of laser tag this morning?"

Although they were still nervous about the absence of Agent Winter, the Chatterboxers agreed, and Captain Phillipa sent Allie with them down to the laser tag course. All concerns about Agent Winter faded from the Chatterboxers minds when they saw the laser tag course. It was huge, with many different rooms, passages and tunnels. Above, there were a multitude of catwalks, platforms, ziplines, and pulleys.

After they were outfitted with vests, Allie gave each of the Chatterboxers a gun, and formed three different teams. After a couple of hours of daring battles, stunning bravery, and corageous bravado, the red team was eliminated, leaving green and purple to wage it out. Strawberri, (from the red team) was sitting on the sidelines when she heard quiet footsteps behind her. Strawberri turned around and saw one of her teammates walking towards her.

Strawberri smiled. "Hey. That was a good battle, right?"

The other Chatterboxer nodded. "Yeah. This course is amazing."

"Yeah, I could stay here all ohmysweetbalonywhatisthat?" The other Chatterboxer had pulled a large, sinister silver ball that looked like a thermal detonator out of her pocket. The red light was flashing.

"Shhh." The other Chatterboxer said. "Look, I don't like losing, so I'm going to prank the other teams. Can you hold this while I get into position?"

Strawberri looked at the ball suspiciously. "Is it going to explode or something?"

"Maybe." The other Chatterboxer grinned wickedly.

"Is it safe? We've had a lot of accidents this trip..."

"Aw, come on, don't be a chicken."

"I'm not a chicken, I just don't want anyone to get hurt."

The other Chatterboxer was getting nervous, but she didn't want to show it. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Are you going to help me with this or what?"

Strawberri nodded slowly. "Okay, I guess so. What do I do?"

"Hold this until you see me waving from up there." The other Chatterboxer pointed to a high platform. "Then throw it to me. Okay?"

"Okay. Be quick." The red light had started to pulse more quickly. 

The other Chatterboxer gave a quick thumbs up, and then trotted off in the direction of the platform. As soon as she was out of sight, she ran with all of her might as far away from Strawberri as she could possibly get. When she reached the door of the course, she stepped outside. The Murderer took a deep breath. That had been a close one.

Back in the course, Strawberri stared down at the ball, then looked up at the platform. There was no sign of anyone getting up there. Strawberri nervously ran her fingers through her hair, then she stood up, still holding the ball. "Hey, are you still th--"

The ball exploded, and Strawberri's scram was lost in the huge boom that reverberated throughout the entire laser tag course. From outside the door, the Murderer choked on a laugh. This had been the best one yet.

Once the smoke had cleared, the Chatterboxers grouped together at the entrance of the laser tag course while Allie telepathed for help. A few moments later, Captain Phillipa arrived on the scene. She showed no outward signs of worry other than the fact that her her hat was slightly askew.

"All right, all right, now what happened here? Allie said there was some sort of explosion."

All the Chatterboxers started talking at once. Captain Phillipa adjusted her hat and glared at them until they quieted down. "Given the state that all of you are in, it seems that I must investigate myself. Alligator, remind me to appoint a spokesperson for the Chatterboxers sometime in the future. How humanity survived in the wild I don't know."

Captain Phillipa stepped into the laser tag course, and a few of the braver Chatterboxers followed her. The clouds of smoke stung their eyes and made it hard to see the ruin of the laser tag course. Many of the platforms and catwalks had collapsed and fallen to the ground, crushing walls and tunnels. Captain Phillipa made a quick circuit of the course. With the Chatterboxers following behind her in a line, the Murderer thought that the whole party looked like a mother duck taking her ducklings on a walk.

Captain Phillipa stopped when she came to Strawberri's body. It wasn't a pretty sight. Captain Phillipa closed her eyes and took a deep breath, before stepping closer and picking some of the shreds of the bomb out of the wreckage. "Thermal detonator." She said. Absentmindedly, she reached up and adjusted her hat so that it was crooked. "The rest of you are lucky to be alive. How it got here I have no idea. It should have been safely locked up in the--" She stopped. "In the safe place."

"I thought thermal detonators were only in Star Wars." Heroes muttered.

"You thought correctly." Captain Phillipa replied. Heroes didn't ask further. Captain Phillipa led the way out of the laser tag course. "Allie?" She said. Allie fluttered foward. "Please go and investigate the bo--the safe place where our serious weaponry is stored. If you find anything out of place, no matter how trivial, bring it here." Allie nodded and flew off.

"We'll see what happens." Captain Phillipa said.

~~~

RIP Strawberri. What a hard way to go. 

@Everyone: I'll try to get the next post up by Friday, but my school is starting this week and it'll be a bit harder to find time to write.

Death Toll: 5. aqua, smothered by a beanbag chair. Luna, killed with her own weapon. Jubilee, drowned in a waterslide. Agent Winter, pushed down a crack. Strawberri, death by explosion. 

Would you rather: go back in time to the age of the dinosaurs, or to the ice age?

submitted by Captain Phillipa, age Part 6!, The Cosmic Pioneer
(September 6, 2020 - 2:13 pm)

Dinosaurs, because at least it's not cold uwu rip Strawberri qwq

submitted by Rainbow Riot
(September 6, 2020 - 4:47 pm)

Dinosaurs! I wonder what the captain was going to say when she said "...the bo- safe place..."

submitted by Quill
(September 7, 2020 - 3:29 pm)

Dinosaurs. I'm slightly traumatized by what happened to Win and I really don't want anything like that happening to me....

submitted by Luminescence, age XI, California
(September 10, 2020 - 6:45 pm)

I'm gonna go with Ice Age, as long as I can bring a sled. Can you imagine sledding down the hills they must've had?! 

Sorry, Strawberri. We will avenge youuuu! Unless of course I'm the murderer... 

submitted by Darkling, The Upside-Down
(September 7, 2020 - 11:12 am)

I feel like if I choose ice age, I'm probably gonna get killed my a sabretooth tiger, or something, so I'm gonna go with dinosaurs.

submitted by Emekittycon Kitten, age 12, Kitten Kingdom
(September 8, 2020 - 11:03 am)