Chatterbox: Pudding's Place

Food Palace? Ski Lodge?

How had you gotten yourself into this situation? This was ridiculous.

You had simply been dozing off to the sound of rain pattering against your bedroom window, procrastinating by refusing to complete your chores for the afternoon. Then an annoyingly loud sound startled you awake. It was the ringing of the doorbell, which you thought had broken awhile ago, but, shrugging it off, you bounced to your feet and answered the door anyway. You were greeted by a cheerful pizza delivery guy, who offered you a large pizza box with a happy "Here ya' go!" much to your confusion. You had not ordered a pizza. Much less paid for one. Nevertheless, by the time you looked up again, the pizza guy had vanished. Well, a free pizza didn't sound too bad.

However, to your extreme dissatisfaction and disappointment, upon opening the box you only discovered a cardboard cut-out of a pizza, which, strangely, smelled just like a real piece of pizza. You should have known. Picking up the cut-out to further inspect it, you notice another, much smaller box which the cardboard had kept hidden. Tossing the cut-out aside, you pull the top of the second box off, revealing a very appealing slice of cheese pizza. Sniffing the pizza suspiciously, you tentatively take a bite, chewing thoughtfully. Seems alright. Glancing at the fake pizza, you were startled to see scrawled writing peaking at you from the otherwise blank bottom. It read:

Dear Chatterboxer,

Greetings! You have been chosen and are invited to participate in a event taking place at the Food* Palace (Hotel). It will span over the next two weeks, so don't forget your luggage! Please fill out the following form, and feel free to bring Alter Egos/Captchae to accompany you. Just as a reminder, we are not responsible for any trauma, injury, death, and/or discomfort. Until then, we will be awaiting your arrival!

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Name:

Gender/pronouns:

General personality:

Packing List:

Favourite colour:

Favorite Food:

Please sign on the dotted line: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

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Tilting your head to the side, you decided that that didn't sound half bad. Why not give it a shot?